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Shannon Lied About the Diarrhea
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Shannon Lied About the Diarrhea

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April 18, 2025 | 00:10:03 | Leisure

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00:01:32 - 00:01:52 | Speaker 1:

Mojo in the morning show. Shannon lied about diarrhea. By the way, I saw that on the, so we posted that up on our teases today up on the thing. And when I saw it there, I thought, you know what? Sometimes we never get to some of the teases, the things that we talk about. I should just let it go and not let Shannon tell the story.

00:01:52 - 00:01:54 | Speaker 6:

And everybody think that I'm the one with diarrhea.

00:01:55 - 00:01:56 | Speaker 1:

Well, that's what I assumed.

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Which actually I'm not feeling that great this morning. I'm being very transparent, so maybe.

00:02:00 - 00:02:06 | Speaker 1:

Well, if you diarrhea, diarrhea during this topic. So it makes it full circle. What's going on?

00:02:06 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 6:

Okay, so I hate wasting food. And I feel like in our house, we unfortunately waste a lot of food. And it just pains me to look in my refrigerator and go, nobody's going to eat that and I know it. And nobody's going to eat that and I know it. And that's just going to rot in there until I throw it away. so the night before last I was trying to clean out the fridge and there was a big ziplock bag that was filled with pepperoni slices left over from a pizza making night that we did with the kids and so I went to toss them I opened the bag and I was like these are they're not bad per se I just know we're not going to use them and I pan over to the three dogs who are just looking at me longingly just wanting a pepperoni slice or 20. And so I thought, well, rather than throw them away and waste them, I threw each of the dogs a few, maybe more than a few pepperoni slices. So fast forward to the next morning, I'm here in the studio. Zach saw this because I got it and I showed him Wes my husband Wes sends me a photo of massive diarrhea all over our kitchen floor in fact I'll show you guys in the studio just it looked like poop was raining from the ceiling that's for sure well and he's like one of the dogs he's like I think it was Willow which is his Frenchie I think something's wrong with her tummy I woke up and this is what I'm dealing with this morning how's your morning going well i played dumb and pretended that i didn't know why this diarrhea episode happened because i just did not feel like getting yelled at about it he has told me yes time and time again not to feed her anything but her own food and treats because she has a very sensitive stomach but i clean up dog poop all the time and being very honest with you it's kind of nice for somebody else in my household to have to clean up the dog poop for changed so i said nothing you're terrible he's probably so stressed out about what could possibly be wrong with this dog and you know if he was going to take her to the vet or something for it

00:04:19 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 1:

i would come clean so wait are you this is your first time saying it he's not he's hearing it

00:04:24 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 6:

right now if he's hearing it i don't know what he's doing i was so this is it here i was looking

00:04:31 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 1:

Oh, because I didn't say this is even better that you haven't said it. You haven't said it. Oh, my gosh. It looked like, you know, when you were a kid and they had those dots with the numbers and you would trace it to make a shape.

00:04:41 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 6:

There are 37 dots. That's a small dog. That's a lot of poop.

00:04:47 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 1:

Do you, Shannon, do you feed table scraps to the other dogs?

00:04:51 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 6:

I'm really bad about that. Yes, I know you're not supposed to, but like I, they love cucumber. They love the crust. from the bread in the morning when i'm making lucy and smith lunch that my kids won't eat so i give that to the dogs um they eat anything they love green beans yeah i i know there are obviously

00:05:11 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 3:

certain things that i cannot give them do you feed uh your dogs more organic than you feed his dog

00:05:17 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 6:

because you gave no no no no they all got it they all got it okay so they all equally but his dog has a sensitive stomach and i know that but i just felt bad i can't give it to bo and to charlie

00:05:29 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 3:

and not to willow the funny thing about this whole thing is that the fact that you kept this thing even that morning like that he sent you the first text talking about the diarrhea like that you haven't that you didn't even say anything right away it took you to do a topic on the radio to

00:05:47 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 6:

actually mess up to this that's evil i learned from the best my friend you you know what i would

00:05:55 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 3:

do if i was him that's you because i am the best i know i know i'm good at that if i'm wes i would feed smith and lucy tons of sugar on a day on a day or one of those weeks like if you have to

00:06:08 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 6:

work late on a weekend or whatever it is he does that though like they'll ask to go to the mobile station down the street to get like icies and i'll say no you guys you've eaten crappy all day and then lo and behold nobody's to be found in my house and he's loaded up his truck and took him down the street so that happens all the time yeah i i it's funny because i always thought that

00:06:30 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 3:

wes was the the more responsible one he is like i like i was when it comes to wanting to be favorite stepdad oh that's see good for him hold on a second i'm gonna pick this line up here because it says wes whitlam is on the phone wes hi guys good morning i i'm assuming i gotta go to diarrhea right now what Wes yes are you listening I just got in my car so wait so you just got in the car so you you literally just got in the car you have no idea what was just said on the radio no Lydia called me okay so here's so here's the deal Shannon how much do you like us

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a lot

00:07:17 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 3:

we cannot say anything at all and go on with this and not podcast this segment that Shannon just admitted something on the radio or I can be a good friend to Wes and I can tell Wes what just happened

00:07:29 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 6:

but the past is in the past it's already cleaned up and good so why are you trying to create drama

00:07:35 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 3:

actually you know what Wes is the first one to reach out to me on my birthday he's such a suck up You know what? You know this. Yes. I got you. I got you. Wes, Shannon hates your dog. And she fed the dog all the diarrhea food that your dog just diarrhea-ed all over the place.

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Are you kidding?

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Not kidding.

00:08:03 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 4:

Hey, Shannon, how you doing? But, Wes, what if I told you it was a way to make Willow feel very included in the dog family? because her heart was aching so much over the fact that Willow could have been left out and felt less loved being the adopted stepchild of one Shannon Murphy that it resulted in just a little bit of diarrhea for you to clean up. And honestly, when you weigh the pros and cons, just building that relationship between stepmother and stepdaughter, sorry, not stepdaughter, stepdog, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Samantha is a real stepdaughter, I'm so sorry. But to build up that relationship is fundamentally important for the running of your household.

00:08:43 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's also fundamentally important not to feed a dog poison. Yeah, exactly.

00:08:48 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 3:

That wasn't poison.

00:08:50 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 6:

They eat pepperoni. It's the same dang thing. This is just a fresher version. Give them chocolate next time.

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See what happens, Shannon.

00:08:56 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 6:

What did you feed her? Pepperoni from the pizzas.

00:09:01 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 2:

Oh, okay. All right. To be fair, have you ever eaten a pepperoni? I don't love this dog or anything. This dog didn't save my life or anything. She's nothing to me, right?

00:09:13 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 3:

Angel wants to say something to Shannon. What's up, Angel?

00:09:19 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 1:

Yes, dogs aren't supposed to have pepperoni. They eat pepperoni. I know. And we gave our dog pepperoni, too, because we had a bunch left. And he, like, something about they can't, like, digest it very good was vomiting all over the place and everything.

00:09:38 - 00:09:39 | Unknown:

Oh, no.

00:09:39 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 3:

I actually just Googled it. Pepperoni is as bad as giving your dog chocolate, and you're not supposed to have to do chocolate.

00:09:44 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 5:

Are you serious? Yes. I truly did not have any idea. You would never think that. Okay. Because in my head, I'm like, they get the treat version of it.

00:09:51 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 3:

I'm worried about you too, Wes. She's trying to probably kill you too, Wes. Sleep with one eye open.

00:09:57 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 2:

I agree.

00:09:58 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

Sleep out so bad. Holy crap.

00:10:00 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 7:

You're right. I just Googled. I actually feel very terrible right now. I gave it to all three. Wes? Yeah, I know.

00:10:06 - 00:10:08 | Speaker 5:

You would never think because it's just like me.

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Like, here, take this.

00:10:12 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 8:

By the way, Wes, I would worry about what she's feeding you. Don't ever take any of her food.

00:10:18 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 7:

I didn't know arsenic was bad. I don't eat her food anyways. Are you kidding me?

00:10:22 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 8:

Brenda, what's up? Hi, Brenda.

00:10:26 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 5:

Pepperoni. Pepperoni is a terrible trigger

00:10:28 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 7:

for a dog to get pancreatitis i know about tomatoes chocolate grapes big no-nos i literally did not

00:10:35 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 6:

know about pepperoni until just now pancreatitis is deadly to a dog oh my god terrible shannon let

00:10:44 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 8:

me ask you a question if if uh if the dog died and didn't have diarrhea would you ever tell the

00:10:51 - 00:10:55 | Speaker 7:

story on the air and be oh i wouldn't tell it on the air i would tell it to wes you would you're

00:10:55 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 8:

liar no i would have to are you kidding me you would oh my god you would take it to your grave there's no way you killed the man's dog for god's sakes oh wow i am sweating into my shirt you remember when willow had to have surgery yeah and i took care of her all day yeah is there a reason

00:11:13 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 7:

why you did is there like you want to talk about it yeah i i really feel bad i truly i hope other dog owners who are listening who did not know this this is your psa because i am learning this

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