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Shannon Runs Funny
Mojo In The Morning

Shannon Runs Funny

from Mojo In The Morning

May 9, 2025 | 00:05:23 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:42 | Speaker 1:

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All right, we've made fun of all of us today. Every one of us has been made fun of on the show, but Shannon. Shannon has not been made fun of. Oh, come on, are you keen?

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I've been subjected to being in the state. studio with you two this one's farting you're just you that's bad for eight days now just me

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shannon we got to make we got to have something to make fun of shannon for and we finally found

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the thing well everybody makes fun of me for this and i do not see it do i run funny when i run do i run funny i've never seen you run you do you run my husband my stepdaughter lucy everybody says that i run i look really funny when i run do you remember remember when we did the uh the it was

00:02:01 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 4:

like the celebrity softball game or whatever it was and wasn't a kickball or kickball whatever it was and you um you had to run to first base and when you ran you it took you forever to get there even though you're not that slow because you kick your legs up behind you.

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What do you mean?

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Your legs touch your ass when you're running. Like your legs go too high. You don't stride out, you stride up. Run. Where can we have a run? Can we ever run in the hallways?

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I'm not wearing running stuff. What do you got shoes-wise? I have sneakers on.

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You can run in jeans. Actually, if you had to run, like if somebody was running after you, they would catch you. Unless the fear of having somebody run after you would make you run faster. Who knows?

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I don't.

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Zach, will you come in here? And Bianca, you can tape this.

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Wait, I can't run it.

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Let's have a run down here and then run back. Maybe, Bianca, you should be at the end of the hallway or something. Should we have you at the end of the hallway so you can do it? But hold on a second. Hold on. You got to be on the phone, though. You got a phone?

00:03:07 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 2:

Can I race you? You have to call me. That way we have speed so you actually run it.

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Here, we're going to, uh, you want to run her? Should I race you?

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I'm going to call her right now. Oh. You know what I mean?

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So it's like, we're running with purpose. Yeah. We're not just like.

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Yeah. Or else I feel like I'm going to be too conscious about how I do it.

00:03:23 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 4:

If you've never seen Shannon run, Shannon runs exactly like this. Like, it's like she doesn't go anywhere. She kind of like stands, stands right there. All right. Are you on the, uh, the phone line here?

00:03:36 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. How's she going to run and hold the phone at the same time? Yeah, wait a second. See? Then I'm going to be funny.

00:03:42 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 4:

Here, you want to use my AirPods?

00:03:43 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 3:

No. You have a massive amount of earwax.

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All right, then you got to figure out how to run.

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Just put it on speakerphone.

00:03:51 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 4:

No, Zach, put it on speakerphone and run next to her. Run next to her like you're running. So, Bianca, get down at the end of the hall. So, you get down at the end of the hall there. Are you there, Shannon? Okay. So, we got to see this. So, we're sitting in the studio.

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I'm going to go this way first, and then I'm going to come back.

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But wait. So hold on one second, because we want to make sure that she gets the whole thing. But real quick, I got to get running.

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You got to go further.

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Go further. I'm going to run down there and then run back. Bianca has stopped, though.

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Here, here. You ready, Shannon? This is perfect. I got perfect music.

00:04:25 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 3:

I'm going to go to the stairs.

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Okay, you ready? We should have wrote her a number and put her on the back of her shirt. All right, here she goes. On your mark. Get set. Go. she runs like a normal human being no she doesn't yes she does she does she does this she runs like a she runs like a normal human no she doesn't yes she does she's not running like a normal human very no no no no you run like this you do this you like

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Your arms go back.

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I'm excited. That's how you're supposed to run. No. You've got to pump your arms. My husband's a track coach.

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You've got to pump your arms. Nobody's listening to you about running.

00:05:09 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 1:

Actually, he would ding me because you're not supposed to clench your fists. You're supposed to hold your fingers gently together like you were holding a potato chip without crushing it.

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Has he told you that? Has he critiqued it?

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He says I run funny.

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For real? Yeah. The guy's a state champion track coach, for God's sakes. How do you run? He knows.

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I'll show you how I run.

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Let's see you run. Let me see you run. Let me see you.

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I'm going to be out of breath when I get in. I'm out of breath. I ran fast.

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Are you ready? All right. Hold on a second. He's going to run. Lock the door. Here we go. Hold on. Hold on.

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Look at him. Are you ready? Oh, he's moving so far out of the way.

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All right. Here we go. On your mark. Get set. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

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Out.

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All right. Here he goes. Ready? Here comes Kevin. All right. Kevin's going to run. Kevin's going to make everybody.

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Look at him.

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Oh, he's racing. He's racing crystal.

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Oh, my God. He's racing crystal. Look at that.

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You look like Urkel, right? That's that. More like Stefan. If I'm Urkel, you Carl Winslow. You know what the worst is? The worst is that this radio show may bring lots of ratings to the air, but we would be the slowest show. Like, we would get our asses kicked by Dave and Chuck the Freak.

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I'm fast, bro.

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And I'm going to tell you, I think Chuck is not very fast, so I'm going to tell you.

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