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Shannon: Sex Life?

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WKQI Detroit, WSNX, Muskegon, Grand Rapids, WVKS Toledo, three great stations, one stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning live. This, this is Mojo in the Morning. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo. And the Rockets red glare.

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This is like an orgasm in a pop.

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00:03:55 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 5:

good morning it's the mojo in the morning show i'm sorry i just did a very awkward thing just to kp just a second ago before i turned the uh the mic on oh i just uh i told kp that she should marries the mojo in the morning Misfit Steve.

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Why? Because we were having a conversation

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about Misfit Steve. The legendary. The legendary Misfit Steve. You remember Misfit Steve and how he was... He was banded

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from all of the dating apps for various reasons.

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And so we were having a conversation about the TikTok that KP posted with Misfit Steve. And then how he's just so sweet and sends really kind messages and then calls or even comes in to the studios and joins us here.

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the station, which we found out that he lives just moments from us here at the station. Well, I said, that's the kind of guy you should marry, KP. And I think she kind of looked awkward at me.

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No, I agree with you. He's great. He is. Do you ever feel like Mojo gets the kinds of guys we should be with backwards? You know what? I am never taking dating advice from Mojo again. You have learned something much faster than I have.

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What are you talking about? I don't think I'm that bad. You know what I'm talking about?

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I will not say his name.

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But you guys are still friends, right?

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Oh yeah, love the guy, he's great

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Alright, welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show How are you guys? It's good to have you listening Mojo, Shannon, Megan, Mike, KP, Lydia Good to have you here Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 Text is 95500 Guys, I'm excited

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I think there's going to be a post about me on my neighborhood Facebook page today. Oh, really? I'm waiting. Is it a good post or a bad post? Well, I don't know. I started season two of Sex Life on Netflix last night. Is anybody watching that? Oh, I watched the first one. I didn't even... Okay. Lydia, have you watched it yet? Yeah, I'm about to start today. Okay.

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Wasn't the first season of Sex Life... I'm a little late with it. Remember, it was about how big the guy's dong was, right? Oh, yeah.

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Well, there's... Oh, okay. Yes. Yes. It was like three minutes and 52 seconds into the third episode you got to see it so I start season two which by the way I think has been out for like a month or two so again a little late here but I was by myself last night Wes was doing something with his kids my kids are with their dad this week so I had time to do a little a little binge watching so I sit down in my living room with my dinner and I'm like I'm gonna start episode one now if you've heard me talk about my house before you'll remember that I basically live in a fishbowl I there are windows like big windows all over the place so and I don't really have like blinds or curtains or anything it's just the way that the funky way my house is built so if you are taking a walk or you're driving by you can see very clearly exactly what is on my tv so I'm thinking all right it you know the first season was raunchy but whatever like I can I can skip I can fast forward through those parts even though those the best parts i start this thing last night mojo it is like i'm pretty sure my neighbors think i love watching porn um it is it is like season one and if you've watched season two please call and and help me explain this there is it's like season one on steroids there is so much sex there are boobs and butts and penises and positions and chains and whips and like all of it and so i get through the first episode and i'm like all right i probably need to like be careful here i kept looking behind me to make sure that nobody was walking their dog in front of my house to see this got through part of the second episode and i finally had to go upstairs because it was

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so much and i thought and again what time of day is this is like well i started watching

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just before seven and at 10 40 last night i finally made myself go to bed oh my gosh because it's i just couldn't stop watching it i mean it's it's good so so obviously you don't have

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the kids this week right okay so because i was gonna say oh god not that would not be a show

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that yeah i mean like halfway through the second episode i finally went upstairs to my bedroom to finish watching it but i'm like i know people were driving by and walking by and they think that i I, you know, was not watching Netflix, that I hit other things up on my TV.

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Isn't your living room all windows, too?

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It is. Yeah, as I said.

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We can see it.

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So, truly, like, my neighbor who walks his little black dog five times a day has probably got a good free show.

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I have been outside the window with you and watching you.

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I have to be honest with you. That's a show that I don't even necessarily know if I can watch unless I know that, like, my family is not even home. Like, so Sex Life, Chelsea and I eventually started watching it, but I think I started watching it well before she started watching it. Yeah. And I felt guilty watching it because the first season, all I remember was that's all it was, and it was basically about cheating and all these things. Right. And I felt like as I was watching it that I needed to go to confession afterwards because it was so, you know, dirty.

00:09:33 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 1:

Well, this season, spoiler alert, she's single, So she's really getting into some stuff. Oh, really? Yeah.

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I love it. Yeah. Good for her. And you're watching it.

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I mean, it's that happens in the first 10 seconds of the first episode.

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It's called sex life, too, by the way.

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Right.

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But the the thing that I can relate to this with, besides obviously the sex life is so Joe, my son, you know. the joe show he lives in an apartment complex in tampa florida yeah and he has a balcony yeah and he's on like the second or third floor or something like that and when chelsea and i have gone to visit chelsea will say hey do you want to go for a walk and i'll be like yeah let's go for a walk so we'll go for a walk around his apartment complex and joe will turn his music on and if you have somebody that is you know in your life that loves the most vile rap music that you've ever heard in your life yeah i mean i'm not even talking about like like pop hit you know stuff that will play on our station i'm talking about stuff that literally is like f baby f baby n and and yeah it's like i mean they have it's and so we're walking on the outside of his apartment conflicts and there's other people walking around it's a very busy place everybody stops in front of joe's apartment where yep his screen door is completely wide open and he's got it blaring really loud. Do you think maybe he's trying

00:10:59 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 5:

to get you to leave?

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You know what, Megan? I never really thought about that. That's a great point, Megan. You are now just pretty much gave me the idea of exactly I'm not wanted there. But that's interesting. You can't do this. So if you live in your home, and I know your home is your castle, okay? Your home is your own domain. But you can't, Shannon, watch that when people can actually walk by your place and hear or see. Probably see is worse.

00:11:31 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 3:

I mean, God, I hope little kids weren't riding their bike. It was too cold last night for them to be doing that because if so, there were some conversations that were had last night with parents.

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Also, I disagree. I think hearing is worse than seeing.

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Really?

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Yeah, because I think bodies aren't as bad as... Oh, well, the sounds. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like hearing is worse.

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So you're saying that the sound of the moaning, groaning, and, you know.

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Slapping and clapping.

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Yeah, exactly. That that actually is the thing that's worse than actually seeing it.

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Absolutely.

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I don't know. I've been on an airplane before, and I've watched sitting there, you know, on my iPad or on my computer. Or even on my phone. And I'm telling you, there's some just even regular movies, and all they have is a love scene. And the scene of them in bed instantly makes me think that every person thinks I'm a perv.

00:12:32 - 00:12:52 | Speaker 4:

You guys, one time I was babysitting, I fell asleep on the couch, and I come home to the parents turning off American Pie on the TV. Like, I wasn't watching that, I promise. I just fell asleep on the couch. Was it the pie scene? Yeah, I don't know what scene it was. It was just weird. That's what it was.

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Text her here. It says, 248. It says, oh, girl, you have to watch that show with the blinds closed. Oh, I know. Yeah. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, or text 95500. What are some other shows that you have to make sure that you're careful to not actually have your... Euphoria. Euphoria is a bigger... Euphoria. Yeah.

00:13:14 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 1:

I got a call watching that Dahmer show, whatever it was called. I remember what it was called. But in the gym, that was uncomfortable because you're sitting at the treadmill with that creepy, weird show on. And people are like walking by you like, what are you watching?

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I think it's more offensive. You listen to the troll soundtrack at the gym.

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How dare you? Justin Timberlake is a.

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No, but I can see the Dahmer thing, too, because there weren't there. There were a lot of scenes, right, where he was kissing on dudes and stuff like that.

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Well, it was just like heads, like severed heads. Oh, OK.

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You're not talking about the sex stuff. You're talking about the go on. It was murdering people. and eating people and stuff like that.

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Can I genuinely tell you when I felt the creepiest?

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Yeah.

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I went to the gym, I was on the elliptical, and I was watching the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders making the team. And that, to me, felt weirder than pretty much watching porn in the gym. Really?

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I love that show.

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Because I do too, obviously, but when you're in a gym and all you see are these girls doing kick lines for 40 minutes, it feels a little creepy. It does feel like, why are you watching the girls bounce up and down, Megan? Why are you watching the girls?

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What is this called again?

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You know what the funny thing of homes with TVs that people can actually see? Why? Why would you position it? Like, I'm trying to think of where my TV is.

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So for me, it's above my fireplace. And it's just my, that's what my window at my fireplace, you know, it's like, it's right there. I mean, truly, my friends will drive by and be like, oh, you know, Jeopardy tonight, which I'm not watching Jeopardy. But whatever it is on my TV, they will text me. Honestly. And that's how they tell me that they're driving by.

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And by the way, don't you dare say that you're not watching Jeopardy.

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I don't watch.

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Jeopardy, but I do watch Wheel of Fortune.

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I don't believe it.

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No, Megan's the Jeopardy fan. Okay. I'm the Wheel of Fortune fan.

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Jeopardy is so much better than Wheel of Fortune, by the way. You have terrible taste, she says lovingly.

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Sorry, I took my inhaler ad laughing sooner. I was going to say thanks for just leaving me out there, babe.

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Anthony, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

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Hey, what's going on?

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Nothing much. What's up?

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The Dahmer Show, that's like, definitely don't want your neighbors knowing you're watching that.

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No, I know. It's so uncomfortable. Like, it's good and it's entertaining, but, like, every scene is just, ooh, gives you the heebie-jeebies.

00:15:37 - 00:15:42 | Speaker 3:

Do you have your TV position where your neighbors can see what you're watching or hear what you're watching?

00:15:43 - 00:15:51 | Speaker 6:

Yes, neighbors across the street and next to me, but I had to, like, go to the basement and watch it. Like, it was weird. It's weird, though.

00:15:52 - 00:15:56 | Speaker 3:

Isn't that kind of weird in itself that you're in the basement watching the Dahmer show?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. But it would have been more weird if my neighbors just look out their window And see me watching some guy get cut up into pieces

00:16:04 - 00:16:15 | Speaker 3:

Yeah What's going on, Jason? How you doing? Good morning, how are you? We're good, man What's going on? We're talking about the embarrassment of your neighbors seeing you watch something dirty

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To all the affair, my neighbor happens to be a state trooper And he comes home from work and he goes He comes over to ask for help and he says What are you watching? Oh, sorry It's just me and my wife Sitting here watching a TV show Called The Affair on Showtime

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Oh, yeah Oh, yeah

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There's some pretty rauchy scenes in there

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Yeah So you're He just comes over And like what? Knocks on the front door And says, hey, what you doing? Or he knew

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Because he could hear things Yeah, he needed help Backing in his trailer Oh, geez

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Okay

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It was dark And you know, dark time You see in the windows easier And he just happened to walk up When one of the scenes was playing

00:16:54 - 00:17:03 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God. Wow. That's on him, though. He should mind his business. Yeah. Hey. Take care of his own trailer. What you watching, neighbor? Yeah. What's happening, Joe?

00:17:04 - 00:17:05 | Unknown:

Hey, how's it going?

00:17:05 - 00:17:11 | Speaker 3:

Good, man. Notice all the guys are calling us up because you guys are the ones, like Shannon, that like to watch the dirty shows.

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All right. There's a show called Rome. Rome was an empire and all that good stuff. And there's so much nudity and sex in that TV show. I always, like, watch it in the morning. It's pretty interesting. Wait, you watch it in the morning? Yeah, everybody's sleeping. Yeah, everybody's sleeping, so that's when I watch it. It's like, is this all you watch? Is there all the ribs of sex on this TV show? I'm like, it just happens when you walk out. That's all there is.

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I like it. I'm waiting for her to go to bed so I can watch it. What's up, Sarah?

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Hey, good morning, you guys. Good morning.

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Good morning. What's up?

00:17:57 - 00:18:13 | Speaker 8:

Several years ago, I was stuck at the Denver airport, and people were hunkering down to be there for a few hours. And people next to me opened up their laptop, got out their headphones, thankfully, and they started watching Brokeback Mountain. And I'm like, okay, that's not too bad. But then I was like, well, I know there are some sex scenes in this one, and they're going to be a little racy for some people.

00:18:14 - 00:18:17 | Speaker 3:

That's right. In the airport. Yeah, you know.

00:18:17 - 00:18:19 | Speaker 8:

Just everybody hanging out and whatever. Yeah.

00:18:19 - 00:18:21 | Speaker 3:

It's a good movie. It is a good movie.

00:18:21 - 00:18:22 | Speaker 8:

Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:18:22 - 00:18:42 | Speaker 3:

But like she said, you just, you know, a couple of the scenes that come on, like, that happened to me on airplanes. I mean, I was watching, I don't even know what it was. It was some movie with, like, I don't know who was in it. But it was like all of a sudden a sex scene comes on. You're like, holy crap. I didn't even realize there was a sex scene that was going on. And, you know, that's all you need is people walking by at that particular time.

00:18:42 - 00:18:45 | Speaker 2:

Was it good to see Ian Hathaway's, uh, who-hoo?

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In the, hmm.

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It's so early, you guys. I didn't want to say it.

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By the way, with that guy that called us up, was it Jeff or whatever they called us up and said that he only watches it in the morning. I wonder how many people are morning porn viewers.

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It gets you up, baby. It gets the blood pressure.

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It's too much, too early. It's caffeination, right?

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