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Shannon is a very honest person if you ask her to be. But what's up, Shannon?

So you guys know that my like best guy friend in the whole entire world, Mikey, I just love him to pieces. He was part of the morning show that I was on before I joined the Mojo in the morning show. And he sent me a text and it was a picture of his face. And he he is trying shorter hair and a mustache. OK, so a little bit different, a little bit different from his normal look. He's had a beard for a while. And so this is just a mustache. And he asked me to be honest on a scale of one to 10. Tell me how it looked. And he wrote honest opinions only. God bless you, guys. Thank you. You guys know this. I'm not much of a mustache person. I didn't know that. He said, be honest. So I gave him a 5.5.

Oh, damn.

You didn't even try to be nice. And he got pissed at me. And I said, Michael, you asked for honest opinions only. But when I gave him my score, he said that he had received mostly positive responses except for me. I'm like, you can't get mad. He's actually on the phone. You can't get mad when you ask me to be honest. And I'm being honest. I'm not going to lie to you. It doesn't look that great. A 5.5.

I want to see the picture. I want to judge you. Hang on.

I'm going to send it to the group chat.

Yeah, send it. What's up, Mikey? How are you, buddy?

Mojo, how are you, my friend? I miss you dearly. I hope you make it all well. besides Shannon. Listen, she's been a friend of mine for years. I want her to be honest, and I think she's honestly trying to piss me off. I think she really likes it. Just wait till you see it, Mojo. Okay, I just sent it.

I just sent it. Oh, my God. Who do you look like in this one? You look like Drew Carey. Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Yeah, Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

That sounds very nice. I was actually going to go with, I don't know, Brad Pitt.

It might also be the combo look of the shorter hair that you have there, along with the stunned look on your face and the glasses, too.

He literally wrote, scale from 1 to 10. Honest thoughts. I said, I'm just not a mustache guy, so I would say 5.5.

By the way, are you also in your basement, or where are you taking this picture?

In your garage? I'm in the garage trying to see my children. Um, you know what, you know about Shannon, she acts like she's going to be honest with you, uh, but she's just going to tell you what you want to hear or what she wants you to hear in that moment. And in that moment, she wanted to give me a 5.5 because she's a jerk face. That's the bottom line.

That actually, by the way, that's the most honest I've ever seen Shannon. Cause usually Shannon doesn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

Well, when it comes to my feelings, she doesn't really care. and and you know what the problem is no joe is she knew the years that we've worked together and been friends she knows how tough it is for me to grow facial hair so i was proud of the beard that i worked seven years on and then i decided just to keep the mustache little you know 1970s salute to to my my father uh the handlebar ish thing yeah and she just pooped all over it hey

Hey, Mikey, you know what you need to do just to get back at Shannon? Show her some of the old promo pictures when you guys were the morning mess together. Oh, they're awful. There were some looks of Shannon that were pretty interesting. She has definitely had a glow up.

She looked like a high school tramp is what she looked like.

That's right. Only Mikey can get away with calling you a tramp.

I know.

I can keep going. Listen.

No, we're good. Thank you, Mikey. I think the mustache looks pretty good.

Wait a second. Mikey, she just sent us another picture of you with the full-on beard, and I got to be honest, I think I like you better with the mustache.

I know. That's what I'm trying to tell you. My wife wanted me to grow it. She thinks that I look angrier with facial hair, but I said, you told me to do this. Let's see how I rock with the mustache. And she ended up liking it. It's not like she didn't go on any rides. You know what I mean? I don't know. Michael.

Michael. All right. Question for you. If somebody asks you, if somebody says to you, hey, be honest with me, you know, with you or with me, what do you think of this? Do you give them your honest opinion or do you try not to hurt them? Because you can't get offended when somebody gives you their honest opinion and you ask for it.

Exactly. I would agree with you. However, I also know how Sheenan operates. She's very sweet, but she also knows how to dig at a certain person, and that certain person happened to be me. That is true, by the way. I would love for other people in the studios to pull whether I look better with a mustache, beard, or nothing at all. And I guarantee you it's a mustache.

Do we have the naked face on this one here? I know what you look like. I don't know if everybody else knows what you look like.

Oh, like without facial hair?

Yeah. I actually thought, I wanted Mikey to, I tried to hire Mikey so many times to be on the show because i thought i miss him so much not only this guy fearless like he would go and do anything but mikey had the look of the fearless guy like he was such a he was one of those guys if he'd send him out on the streets to go do something i remember norm one time telling me a story about norm is our old agent by the way norm sure used to tell me stories about mikey all the time he goes and then he showed up my goddamn house a really nice house and i was hungry and i he would just randomly just show up tanisha what's up tanisha say hello to mikey what's

going on good morning guys shannon is a sweetheart she was being nice with the 5.5 she probably really wanted to give him a three well i think i think i think you need to hang up on her

but wait what was tell tell shannon tell everybody what mikey's name was on the morning mess

It was Super Fat Mikey, but fat with a P-H.

Did you ever get offended by that name, Mikey?

No, but the best part was all the people that you meet along the way, and they're like, I'm going to be honest, Super Fat, I expect you to be like 300 pounds fatter. So I don't know if that's a compliment or not.

Yeah, and now he's lost a bunch of weight, so he's not fat.

Yeah, and by the way, let me just say this. Being called Super Fat Mikey gets you laid, because you still had a lot of listeners that loved you.

I still have no game, so it definitely benefited.

It's so wild to hear you say, yeah, my wife and my kids. I'm like, oh, my God, this man has kids? Yeah.

Like the most adorable kids.

Yeah, they're awful. I would, like, get rid of them right now if I could. No, they're great. I'm surprised I'm actually a dad. I'm not surprised that I'm a good dad. I'm just surprised it actually, you know, reproduced children. I just can't believe it.

That is awesome. Hey, buddy, we'll talk to you later. Love you, Mikey.

All right, love everyone but Shannon. Thank you, guys. Have a good one. Bye.

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