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Shannon and The Mustache
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Shannon and The Mustache

from Mojo In The Morning

November 1, 2024 | 00:09:00 | Leisure

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Phone number 844, Mojo Live. Text 95500. If you do text into the show, we may call you to come on the radio with us. So pick up your phone and say hello to Lydia, who will ask you if you'll come on and tell us if you're a first time, long time. We'd love to know if this is the first time you've ever been on the radio with us. uh shannon is mean to wes oh god i think he's listening right now too because he just dropped the kids off at school you are being mean to him well i'm just being honest he yeah go ahead

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so last night after we everybody would left my house because i had a million family members at my house which was so fun for halloween and you know the kids were like settled of course in my bed watching something and I was laying in between them emailing you guys and Wes comes out of the bathroom and he looks very very different than he normally does on a daily basis because he for whatever reason last night found it funny and necessary to shave a mustache on his face and you know how I feel about mustaches I love it I showed Megan the picture and she's like I love it so much I do not but Lucy and Smith and I all went and I was like I don't think I'm gonna go

00:02:54 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 5:

anywhere with you this weekend but here's the thing Wes is the kind of guy that is like some girls I think actually Christina Aguilar is one of these girls he can have any facial hair just like Christina Aguilar can have any colored hair and it looks great is he like baby face like bear

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I am not allowed to post this photo because I took it very randomly last night. But, I mean, look, look. He looks like... I love that. I knew you would.

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What do you not like about him?

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I'm just not a mustache person. I mean this as a hot thing and somebody I'm actually into. Do you know who he looks like? Who? Gomez from The Addams Family. That is a wild... No, he does not accompany me. No, one of them has a hot guy who plays him.

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He looks like Ted Lasso. I think he looks older.

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Put a hat on him and a whistle around his neck and he's Ted Lasso. It's not my thing. Do you feel like he looks older? I'm not trying to offend anybody with a mustache. It's just not my thing. Looks like Papa was.

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I like it. By the way, you're the only woman that doesn't like a mustache.

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I might be.

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Every woman loves mustaches. By the way, it's not a mustache. That is a mustache.

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It is. You should make the ends twisty.

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Oh, my God. The guy at the Starbucks in Waterford. The Starbucks guy in Waterford has the coolest mustache I've ever seen in my life.

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It's like when you came in, I'll never forget this. You came in one morning and you had zero facial hair. You had shaved off your mustache, your goatee, your beard, like all of it.

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I accidentally shaved too deep.

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And I couldn't even look at you.

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By the way, can I say something? What? This is a double standard, folks. because if a woman came home from getting her hair done and a guy goes, oh, that's horrible. Talked about it on the radio. You would be mean. I know when he doesn't like my haircut

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because he won't say anything.

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Yeah. I think this is not fair that guys can't get away with. Can you imagine if a guy said.

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It was so funny. All three of us were.

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like could you imagine if a guy said my wife got a haircut this uh last night and i'm not hanging

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with her all weekend because i don't want to you know what i mean can i ask a question for guys yeah i don't feel like i would trust many men in my life to style me but i do feel like guys rely on sometimes the women in their lives to style them i'm not saying every guy but let's be honest we all know a guy who got hotter when he started dating a certain person because she fixed the haircut the clothes it's the girlfriend effect there's a literal name for it

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You get hotter when you have a girlfriend.

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Do you guys like hearing that feedback of you look better like this? Or should we not be saying it kind of to the double-clanging? No, I think it's okay.

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I think it's okay. I'd like to say, hey. Oh, my God.

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He just sent a new photo. He still got it this morning. I thought for sure he would shave it off. Call him. Call Wes.

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What's up, Fred? How you doing?

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That's actually cute.

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Hey, can you hear me?

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I can hear you, Fred. What's going on?

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This is Fred from Detroit. I want to say first time, long time, but that's a lie. Okay. But I always get, uh, some reason somebody named Fred usually calls right before me and I'm Fred from Detroit.

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Oh wait, so you've never been able to say Fred your name because of Lydia makes you change your names if you get, that's interesting.

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No, no, no, no.

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Oh, you change your name.

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No, no, I said I'm Fred from Detroit. I remember it was a contest or something going on. Okay. And I was like, oh, you was like, is this the same Fred we just talked to? I said, no, I'm Fred from Detroit.

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Okay. Let's do it. Let's give it to him.

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Here we go, Fred. Fred's on the phone. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Nah, that just threw my whole concentration off.

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What were you calling about the mustache, the mustache?

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Oh, my mustache is awesome. Well, I don't have a mustache. No, I don't. No. So, I mean, I have a goatee, and then I just, like yesterday, shaved my face because I had a bunch of facewear. And then I always get carded at the casinos and stuff when I go.

00:07:06 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 5:

Really? Okay. It's funny, if you don't have the mustache, you seem a little bit younger.

00:07:12 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 2:

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I never shaved a mustache. I accidentally, now Kevin probably can understand this, I was trimming it up and lining it up, and then I had a cough, and I slipped.

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Oh, you coughed in the middle of lining it up? Bro.

00:07:30 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, and then I'm like, I can't go out like this. I'm like, I got to cut it off. I got to just shave it all the way down. But keep my goatee on.

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By the way, you got to be very careful. I've seen some guys that have that happen to them, and then they cut it down so much, they look like they got the Hitler stache, and that is not a good stache to be having. Oh, Lord. You do not want that one. Not the Hitler. You don't want the Hitler. He ruined that mustache for everyone. That only looks good on ladies. What's up, Lucy?

00:07:59 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 1:

My husband did the same thing, Shannon. He had a full beard, full mustache. It really looked good. Came out of the bathroom, and my two younger daughters and myself just looked at me like, what the blank did you do? They were like star-studded, like, who is that type look?

00:08:16 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 5:

And if he did that to you, we would be chastising him. So you are just as bad, Lucy.

00:08:22 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 1:

Well, I did tell him. I said he can never shave his mustache off. Do what you want with the rest of your face.

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Again, men should not have to ask their women in their lives if they can do a thing like that, including Wes. Wes, you look fabulous, buddy.

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Thank you. Easier. I'm here. I didn't get ID'd today, but I did get Stop Blocking the Dogs. Did you? Really? Okay.

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I just want you to know, you have new theme music when you come on the show. So I just want you to know that I'm going to be playing.

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Let's hear it. I want to hear it. What do you think? You like it? It's sitting here perfect.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man of mystery, Wes.

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First time long time. I'm scared, though. How long are we keeping that thing?

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Oh, it's just staying. I think so. You could do the whole no-shave November thing. Oh, that's right. I forgot about that.

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No-shave November. Keep it as long as you can.

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Wes, the stashes are very in for women in their mid-20s, so just be ready. When you go to the gym, you're going to probably get hit on.

00:09:30 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 6:

I thought you meant like women in their mid-20s. Yeah, I was like, where is this going? You catch me on a bad day?

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On Hinge, if you have a mustache, I will give you 80 of my roses.

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By the way, No Shave November, also otherwise known as Mustache Ride November, so get ready for that. Let's have some fun, okay? Everybody have fun. We'll talk to you later, okay?

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Love you guys. Love you. Love you.

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By the way, Wes, can we post that picture?

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picture please uh the one i just sent shannon yeah you did yeah okay that looks good i thought

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the other one was actually pretty good too but that's all right wait hold on hold on a second

00:10:10 - 00:10:30 | Speaker 2:

what's that amanda hi i'm here yeah what'd you want to say all right so my husband he did the exact same thing and he came out looking like a hot mess to me and for three weeks i have not given him anything oh what i think he's gonna learn a lesson the hard way

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