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Shannon and The Vagina Lights
Mojo In The Morning

Shannon and The Vagina Lights

from Mojo In The Morning

November 19, 2024 | 00:05:54 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. You're home of War of the Roses. Shannon has busted more cheaters than anybody. And her husband cheated on her last night.

00:01:48 - 00:01:54 | Speaker 5:

Oh, for a second I was like, wait, what? Sorry, I'm like putting in my phone. By the way, I just want you to know.

00:01:55 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 4:

I want you to know something. that I would rather have my wife Chelsea cheat with another man than cheat on me with food. I do not like when I find out that she has done something food-related that should have been with me but did not do it with me.

00:02:14 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 5:

I don't even care where he was. So my husband, Wes, is out of town for work. He's in Anaheim, California until late, late, late Thursday night for work. And he went somewhere, food-related, he went to a restaurant that was so out of character for him. And that's what is making me a little nervous. Now, where, do you ask, was he? He FaceTimed me from the Cheesecake Factory. This man despises the Cheesecake Factory. I've never been. You've never been to a Cheesecake Factory?

00:02:48 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 2:

I've never been either, Maggie. We should go together.

00:02:50 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 5:

I think they're very, very good. We always joke in our family that whenever we go on vacation, wherever it may be, that's my mom's first pick for a restaurant. And we're like, Mom, they're all the damn same. You can go to the Cheesecake Factory in Novi. Like, why are we going to the Cheesecake Factory in, you know, Florida? It doesn't matter. But Wes was at a Cheesecake Factory. And this is a big deal because he always refuses a Cheesecake Factory wherever we are. He says he cannot eat in them because the lights that are on the booths look like vaginas. Wait, what?

00:03:26 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 4:

That's it.

00:03:26 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 5:

Hold on. Okay, no. To the Googles. No, no, no, no. To the group text. You see that? To the group text. Hang on, hang on, hang on. He sent me, because I was like, wait, where are you? And he's like, I know. It was like the shame. I know, I know, I know. I'm at the Cheesecake Factory. And then he sent me a picture of the vaginas behind him. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

00:03:47 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 2:

The hanging vaginas? Oh, wow.

00:03:50 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 5:

It's like if the eye of Sauron had sex with a vagina. And if you've ever been to the one in Chicago, he's like, it's like you're sitting in a vagina.

00:04:00 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 4:

Yes. You know what I'm talking about? By the way, it's also, the one in Chicago is also in the John Hancock building. Just so you know that. By the way, can I tell you, I never noticed this. I can't believe that you guys have never been to a Cheesecake Factory. That shocks me. But you're good to not go to one. Why? Because when you go to a Cheesecake Factory it's a yearbook of a menu. You can't figure out what the hell you want to make and I've always believed this. Any restaurant that has more than 30 things on their menu doesn't do anything right because here's the problem. They have like 8,000 things in their menu. They really do. And I believe that they're screwing it up because there's no way that you can have that. Like literally, it's a book that's like this when you go to them and look at it. That's too much, yeah. It's too much. Do you get the same thing or do you just flip a page and just blindly select? I think usually when I go there, one of the things I've ever gotten was I get the same set.

00:05:00 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 2:

salad it's like a cob salad it's like boring like because you know what it is also probably

00:05:02 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 3:

has 2800 calories oh yeah that's unbelievable okay now what are they known for and if you say

00:05:07 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 2:

cheesecake i'm gonna slap you well they're known honestly they're known for their oversized no

00:05:12 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 3:

they're known for their oversized portions okay i don't know that i would i think i could say one dish okay and they're known for the bread that they give you before you eat okay there's two different kinds of bread they give you and the butter and then the menu has like 80 pages and

00:05:26 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 2:

They're known, actually, believe it or not, as crazy as it sounds, they're known as, to me, they have been. The guy who started Cheesecake Factory, known as Cheesecake Factory, is from Michigan, from Troy, Michigan. Oh. And he would never put one in Michigan, which a lot of people thought that the reason he wouldn't put one in Michigan was that he was being discriminatory towards people because he grew up here or whatever. But he never thought that it would do great, I guess, here. And they put one in Novi, and I think it does great. It's over at the 12 Oaks. Matter of fact, I feel like whenever I'm in 12-0s, I run into more of our Toledo Kiss listeners who drive up to come to Cheesecake Factory.

00:06:03 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 3:

I got to imagine that's the closest one because I think there's one in Columbus. Is there one in Cleveland? I think you're right at Polaris. Yes, I think it's Easton. Or Easton.

00:06:14 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 2:

David Overton. Okay, so here's a quick question. That's the guy's name? That's the dude I found at Cheesecake Factory. I think he's from Detroit. Yeah, he's from... It's a Detroit on Google. Okay. So here's a question for you. Do you get angry with your spouse or significant other if they go to a restaurant that you normally want to go to, but they will never go there? Because Chelsea gets really angry if I go somewhere with you guys or with a client and don't take her to it. But I say to her, oh, yeah, I've been there before. Like when she goes, we're going to go there for the first time. I'm like, oh, yeah, I've been there before. So I don't know if that works out for you. And then also, what is it about something that makes you go, I don't know if I can go there. Because here's Wes. Those lights that are there, they do look like. By the way.

00:07:00 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 3:

We got to post it because I'm telling you. I got to tell you. You'll never think about the Cheesecake Factory the same.

00:07:05 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 2:

I just want you to know, Chelsea has a much better light than that one. Oh, my God. You are out of control. Look at that. Come on. You like that light? That's too big.

00:07:14 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 1:

When he said, look at that, I thought it was a picture of Chelsea. I was like, no.

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