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Shannon's Fiancé Forgot His Pants
Mojo In The Morning

Shannon's Fiancé Forgot His Pants

from Mojo In The Morning

June 5, 2023 | 00:05:07 | Leisure

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It's Mojo on The Morning Show. Congratulations to Shannon. She won our magazine's Best DJ in Detroit. And that was on Friday at the Westin Book Cadillac that you guys did the celebration and almost did not make it to the Westin Book Cadillac for the celebration.

00:02:26 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 3:

Yes. So my fiance, Wes, and I still do not live together. We're not going to live together until after we get married next year. And so we're basically living out of duffel bags at the moment because whenever we can, we try to spend time at one another's houses. And so we're just like throwing stuff and dumping stuff in laundry. You know what I mean? Like in and out of duffel bags. So it's kind of tough to constantly remember everything you need when traveling between the houses. Well, and this happens to him way more than it does to me because he's more so at my house than I am at his. But anyway, on Friday, Friday night was the night of the party. We were already kind of running a little bit later than we wanted to in terms of getting to the party. and so he like rushed through the door of my house and he's like okay I need to steam this shirt really quick I need to do my hair grabbed his shoes and I'm like trying to finish getting ready he went to change and all of a sudden he realized he had no pants he had a shirt, underwear, shoes, socks his hair stuff, his nice wallet but no pants to go to the party

00:03:41 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 8:

You should have shown up with him with no pants. That would have been hysterical.

00:03:44 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 3:

That's one thing. He has extra t-shirts at my house. He's got sweatshirts, pajamas, underwear, socks, running shoes, but no dress pants. And so he's like, crap, crap, crap. I don't know what to do. And I'm like, we don't have to go. It's okay. It's not a big deal. And he's like, no, no, no, no. Here's what we're going to do. He's like, we're going to go. Because the pants, he likes wearing, instead of fancy dress pants, he likes wearing those Lululemon. What are they called?

00:04:10 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 8:

Those are great. The ABC pants The anti-ball crusher pants Or whatever they're called

00:04:14 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 3:

Is that what they're really called? Yeah So he's like Okay here's what you're gonna do We're gonna roll up to Lululemon Put on your flashers I'm gonna run in Pray to God they have my size And then I'll run back out And I'll change in the back of the car So that's what he did He ran in Told them what was happening They were like We're gonna do you a solid They steamed them So they were crisp Oh my gosh He came back in my car Changed in the back seat Fancy pants And we went to the party and he had some brand new fancy pants on.

00:04:45 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 8:

Did I ever tell you the story about Johnny Dare in the fancy pants? We should call, by the way. Actually, if Wes would have had to do this. So Johnny Dare, we went to Atlanta for Norm's party and Johnny Dare showed up and he put everything in his bag.

00:05:00 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 5:

bag except for a pair of pants so he didn't have pants and couldn't figure out where to get pants like he was looking for a mall to go to whatever and you know there's that really nice mall that's right next to norm's house that really expensive mall there oh yeah where they have like a nordstrom they have like a nordstrom's and a sax or something like that or an even marcus or something like all expensive stores yeah johnny dare buys his pants at literally like secondhand stores and salvation army like he gets that's where he gets his jeans so johnny dare went to try pants on and the cheapest pair of pants that he could find was at a nordstrom's and it was like two hundred dollars or something like that or a hundred like they were like like not what he yeah he doesn't pay like he pays thirty dollars for a pair of jeans yeah so we now call those jeans fancy pants i love it so johnny anytime that he johnny's going anything he wears his fancy pants so guess what we got to figure out something for west we got to call what do we call west's pants his uh anti-ball crushers but yeah yeah we got to figure something out for him with that because there's nothing worse and if this has ever happened to you you'll have to call us up and tell us have you ever gone on a vacation and you didn't get your bags or have you ever gone somewhere and you forgot to pack something because I always do that I forget toothbrushes I forget deodorant but forgetting pants yeah I don't fit into all these pants like I have spiders sometimes I gotta go to the big guy store sometimes there's no big guy store in certain places you know

00:06:23 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 3:

and Wes is he's on the shorter side you know and so I'm like how are these pants gonna be like not dragon, you know? They were a little bunchy at the end. Yeah. 586 says

00:06:33 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 5:

that Wes should have Winnie the Pooh'd it.

00:06:35 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 4:

Oh, yeah. No pants parties. They're always

00:06:37 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 5:

the best. No pants at the affair. Do they, by the way, do they do like a thing where they do a presentation or something or no? It's just a party? No, it's just a party. Yeah, it was really fun. It was really, very fun. Because I was going to say, can you imagine going on stage, Wes is Winnie the Pooh and you have Wes go accept and he goes, I'm sorry, but Shannon could not be here today. She's right now figuring out where my pants are and accept the award for you. Oh, gosh, that is hysterical. Well, congratulations to you. We're very, very proud. Thank you so much. And a great moment of Wes in no pants.

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