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Ignition sequence start. Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it.

All right, are you ready?

You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

You're a doo-doo head.

Let's go.

All right, Mojo in the Morning show. So, yesterday, Shannon did something that she mentioned to us before the show that I think can be a really good topic. The topic is, how quick was the quickie?

The quickiest quickie is what I said to you guys. So, Wes and I do not live together yet. Wes is my fiance, and we are waiting to live together until we get married, which is, I don't know when. We're kind of in the process of trying to figure that out. So this week, crazy busy for me. It's also crazy busy for Wes. And so when this happens, since we are not living under the same roof, we try to be really intentional about finding little moments of time to at least see each other. So yesterday, I had a therapy appointment out in Rochester. We are very pro-therapy on this show. And that therapist's office was about eight minutes away from his new place. And after therapy, I had about 40 minutes to get back to pick up my son, Smith, from school. So that left us with like 12 minutes to bake some cookies. After what again? After therapy and before picking up my son from school. So I texted him and I said, we are going to make this happen. I literally ran. I parked my car. I ran into his house. There was a pack of gum Open for me on the stairs Because I told him I needed to brush my teeth And he said We do not have time for that So he had the gum there Open and ready for me to go I walked through that bedroom door

And he was He was ready

We made it happen

Wow He was laying on the bed Waiting for you, huh?

We were You're a dirty girl I'm proud of us I have a question What? What about therapy Just turned you on?

What was said?

Well, I was talking a lot about it in therapy.

I don't know. I don't know. You know, you just do with the time that you got.

I have a question.

Something happened.

12 minutes is a quickie? That seems like a long time.

No, no, no.

You're misunderstanding. I had 12 minutes. We had 12 minutes of, I'm talking from me parking the car to me getting back in my car.

Oh, okay.

So that was the allotted time that we were working with.

Okay. All right. You got it? 12 minutes, okay, so, okay, all right, now I understand it. Because I was going to say 12 minutes, you know what, I hate that Wes guy if he's, 12 minutes, I want to know what his secret is, right?

That's going to be real quick.

Yeah, what'd you do with the other seven minutes? All right, so 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Tell us about your quickiest quickie. I don't want it to become a situation, though, where you tell us, like, what you guys did, but what I want to say is...

What he wanted to do was, where were you, what was going on before and what was going on after that you needed to make it a quickie?

And maybe you didn't even get to do it in a bedroom.

Yes.

Like, ours was quite legitimate because it was at his house.

You actually, and he even left you gum on a pillow or something. On the stairs. On the stairs. That's amazing, by the way. That's like.

He did not want to waste the two minutes it was going to take me to brush my teeth. So the gum, the gum was imperative.

Do you have an electric toothbrush there?

No, I have a toothbrush there. Tops, bottoms, backs and fourths and stuff like that. Wait for the beep to switch sides.

It's funny because I always feel like, you know, no joking about just the quickiness, but I always feel like the younger your kids are, the more your quickiness has to be. And I bet you that this is a thing in Mike and Allie's relationship because you got to figure out that time because the kids could wake up at any moment, right?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. We have, I mean, we've done it quick in almost, I don't want to say every room in the house because not their bedrooms, but we've had to because you don't know when you're going to hear. Right. And somebody's either knocking at the door or running towards the room. We now have, we can sense it. Like Spider-Man, we can sense if a kid's getting up and which kid's getting up to the point where we can stop. But we've had to do some quickies.

I'm always a big believer that you never fix the squeaky and the floor because you want the squeaky and the floor to be your alarm system. What's going on, Trent?

Nothing much about yourself, Mojo.

Everything's good, man. What was going on before?

We were trying to put down our, he's seven now, but at the time he was four or five. But we were trying to put him down for a nap.

And so you guys decided after you put him down for the nap that you were going to try to get a moment, right?

Yeah, we had literally, I mean, we thought we had an hour, like two hours. But honestly, it was probably like three minutes. before he woke up and caught us, almost caught us, I should say.

Wow. So three minutes was your quickie of quickies. That's actually a quickie right there. Is it enjoyable for both?

Was it enjoyable? Yeah, it was enjoyable. I mean, I can say it was for me. I don't know about that. That's what it is.

Jordan, what's going on?

Hey, how's it going? Long time listener, long time caller. Thank you, man.

I appreciate you. and a quickie that happened when you guys were planning a walmart trip is that right

uh yeah we were already like grocery shopping and the girl i was seeing at the time was like hey you want to do something like fun really quick so we did right in the walmart dressing

room but the funny thing after is we got caught oh no wait by the old guy or old lady that stands in the front of the store and kind of says hello to you?

The old lady who was running, like, the dressing room area. What did she say? Nothing until after we were done. She was kind of polite enough. She was like, I didn't want to bother you guys.

Oh, thank you. Oh, God. That's so polite. That is so nice. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind that she didn't call the police on you guys. What's up, AJ?

Hey, good morning, good morning.

Good morning. We're talking about quickies. How quick was the quickie?

I would at least have to say less than 10 minutes. We pulled over at one of those McDonald's gas station truck stop things. Yes. And she surprised me with, let's go over to the parking lot. So we pulled over to the hotel parking lot and threw a couple articles of clothing up where the visors go to try and hide as much as we could. And that's where the shindig happened.

Wow. Did anybody try to park next to you guys while you guys were doing it?

No, but there was some people that walked in front of the car, and there was that gap between the two front seats, and I promise you I made eye contact with the car.

I love it. You go for it.

Your car is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. There you go.

Exactly. I like it. Lisa, what's happening?

Hello.

I can't believe – turn your radio down, because I want to fully be able to shame you for this. Okay. Lisa had a quickie after her daughter's birthday party?

Yeah. As the kids are leaving, we were on the back porch. It was raining, and we just did it.

You still had children in your home?

They were leaving out the front door. We were at the back door. Oh, wow. Yes.

Yeah.

And then it was this other time. If you know what I'm doing.

Yeah. What's that? Say that last line.

This other time, we were in Vegas, and we kind of got kicked out because as we were done, he was standing at the sink, and I was finished, you know.

Oh, my gosh, yes. All right, well, listen, let's go back to the birthday party. Let's go back to the birthday party because the Vegas ones, anytime in Vegas, you're always dirty anyway. What was the theme of your daughter's birthday party?

Mickey Mouse. Minnie Mouse. Minnie Mouse. I'm sorry. So we're talking little kids.

And you had the decorations still up?

Yeah.

You know you're going to hell. Actually, I'm sorry. Your kids are going to therapy. You're going to hell. In Disney World. Tom, voice disguise. Tom?

Hey, good morning. How you doing?

Good, Tom. What's going on? Let's hear yours.

So I'm married, and we got separated, and we're kind of working things back out. And we met at her friend's house for the weekend. And her friend was there with her boyfriend and their kids, so we ended up going into the bathroom. And we were there for like a minute, minute and a half.

Okay, Tom. You're at a friend's house, and you did it at a friend's house. Have you guys ever done it at a friend's house like that while the friends were all there?

Yes. No.

You do that? You've. No. Yeah. Yes. That was the first time. That was the first. I know. I know that was your first time, but I'm asking. So, Mike, you've done that with Allie? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not in a minute. I wish I could. I mean, who am I kidding? It's about two minutes, but yeah, yeah. I've done it. Megan, you said yes? Yeah. At a New Year's Eve party as the ball was dropping. Hey, you know what I'm doing with Allie? That's what she said. Wow. Yeah. I make poor decisions. How about this one, Jessica?

Hi.

We're talking about...

I feel guilty now, but at the time, I didn't.

We're talking about the quickies here because it got brought up because Shannon had a quickie yesterday. Where did you do your quickie?

So, I hate to fly. I'm a very nervous flyer. So, we had a little wine before our flight, and we went in the family bathroom. Nice. um did i know we aren't the first or the last to do it but that's where we did it you weren't

worried at all that your flight was going to start boarding while you guys were doing your thing

honestly i hate to fly that much that i wouldn't have cared if we missed it so i wasn't upset about it at all so it was your way i did get a little yeah i was when after it we had more wine and when i went to get up to get on the plane i actually fell that's how drunk i was so we were worried i wouldn't even get on the plane so yeah they wouldn't allow you that's

amazing all's well that ends well were you flying delta was it one of those family bathrooms in

that delta terminal you would wish but no we fly spirit oh yeah they're all doing it

yeah oh man you're not as bad though as the birthday mom or this one this might be the worst of them all alias matt are you there yeah matt where did you have a quickie

um after my friend's mom's funeral at the party afterwards in the basement oh in a funeral home basement where they embalm the bodies no we were at home at their house at the party oh the party

like where everybody gathers together does like pay to like remember the dead you know she was watching you from heaven. Yeah, yeah. You don't seem like it doesn't seem like it affects you at all. You're okay with that?

Yeah, because all the people there know about it, and I get chased about it all the time.

It's a perfect scenario. You have sex, and then you get those tiny sandwiches afterwards. That's a good question. I asked what the birthday theme was. What was the food they served at the after party?

I went in to get some food, and her girlfriend's top kind of fell off, and she grabbed my hand and took me downstairs.

Oh, wait a second. It was while you were getting food. Who would have thought this? So she was not somebody that you were in a relationship with?

No, I didn't know her that well at all.

Matt picked somebody up at the funeral. What a place to meet. That's great. Well, God bless you, Matt.

It was the killer Kool-Aid.

What?

Say that again.

Killer Kool-Aid. Pull up the recipe and make it. It's good.

Oh, so you were drunk. Can I take you off voice disguised? Because your voice disguised are so tough because you got like a cigarette voice.

Oh, no, no, no. I can't?

Do you smoke cigarettes? Because you got a cigarette voice and it doesn't work on voice disguised.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah. I'm listening going, okay. I can't I can't talk right now Because I got the cigarette voice going on And I'm like it doesn't work on the I miss but Alright well thank you for the call Take care of yourself Alright bye

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