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All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Shannon and her random bruises.

I don't know what's going on. It's the weirdest thing. I have bruises all over my body right now, and I cannot, for the life of me, figure out where the majority of them came from. And here's where it gets a little dicey. I was changing in front of Wes the day before yesterday, and he noticed a bunch of the bruises on my arms specifically. And he's questioning me about where these bruises came from. and I felt like I had to like over explain myself and truly again I don't know where they came from because which made you they look suspicious and then it made me look more suspicious yeah more suspicious but I my mom has this too and I can remember it from growing up and she still has it now that she you know she would just bruise so easily and I always thought oh I hope I don't get that well now I'm getting it and like if you just touch me or I bump into something I get I get a bruise um but yeah so it's uh it's been really it's been really fun explaining that to my fiance

when he was asking you this he wasn't asking you out of concern well he said he was asking you thinking either one of a couple of things oh there was no concern either the bruises were coming from some activity that you were doing or i don't know maybe and how suspicious does it sound that i'm

like i don't know and he's like shan they're all up and down the back of your arms i'm like i truly don't know how i got those and then i'm thinking i pick up smith sometimes and he's like a beast right now so maybe he like that is doing it to me i don't know or you're a superhero fighting

crime at night yeah i mean whatever i i woke up the other day from a nap on the couch with a scratch on the side of my face and it was from the zipper from the little pillow that i lay on that's not one of those throw pillows that we have on the couch and chelsea's like where did that scratch come from i'm like the pillow you know i don't know but it looked like a scratch and it honestly if you looked at it you could uh see and think oh some you know some long nailed ladies like you know you know giving me a little hmm right i always worry with bruises that people are gonna think that uh that i'm doing something you know some illegal narcotic i'm

shooting up or something like that well and i mean obviously it's cold now so it's not like i'm wearing a tank top or a short sleeve shirt where you know people would probably look at me funny thinking that something's something's off you know donnie uh did you go to uh i don't know webmd

and get us an answer on shannon's bruises heck no but let me tell you about mine oh okay good morning tell us about your bruises day here on the mojo on the morning show i feel so bad for my mom because I do bruise like a peach, just like Ross on Friends, whatever. My mom used to get, like, CPS called on her because I would just come to school with bruises. And my mother did not beat me. She never laid a hand on me. But even now, I have no idea where any of my bruises come from.

Wow. You know, some people I think might have, like, I don't know, like when I was taking blood thinners after my surgery, it might be thin blood or something. I don't know.

I mean, I do have low iron. I do take iron anyway, but still, I don't know. It's the evil spirits. I don't know.

Do you ever worry whenever you bring up a topic like this, because this has happened to all of us, and you look up at the text thing, and people are like, go see your doctor immediately. Let me tell you. You are. Which, thank you for the concern. No, thank you. Truly, thank you for the concern. That's very nice.

But then it scares you the rest of the show. Like, we still have time on the show left where you're sitting there looking up going, oh, my God, they must know something. I'm dying or something like that.

Like, it helped me with the concussion, but when I hear Shannon's story, I'm just like, well, that's called having kids. You always end up with a million mysterious bruises, right?

Yeah, but nothing scares you more than WebMD. Like, WebMD will tell you it's way worse than I was sexual. Yeah, it's cancer.

It doesn't matter what your ailment is. It's cancer. It's cancer.

Oh, you cut your finger? It's cancer.

Yeah.

You know what's funny is whenever we do, like, War of the Roses and stuff like that, I don't think we've ever had a War of the Roses where it's like, I see random bruises. We have had the marks on his penis. Remember that? What? We had the War of the Roses where it was like, there was marks.

Oh, that's called an STD.

That was marks. No, he had, like, scratches on his penis. It wasn't an STD. Remember that one?

Scratches? Actually, don't.

Yeah. Like, it looked like bite marks or something. I don't know. That might be a telltale sign of cheating. That might be right there. We don't even make a phone call. Angela, what's going on?

Sandra, there's a ghost. If her lights are blowing, her sink's filling up, she's got bruises everywhere.

Oh, you've been listening since the start of the show. Now, let me tell you how well that will go over with Wes. I think it's a ghost giving me bruises. He's not going to think anything fishy is going on at all. I didn't say I didn't sound fishy.

Thank you for the call.

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