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mojo in the morning this is one of those ones where you probably pull the kids away from the

radio i can't believe i'm not even going to talk about this otherwise your kids are going to be

asking mommy what does it mean to pull your hair what's going on shannon so wes and i got super

into baking cookies the other night and um i i think i talked about this last week i randomly a decade late watched Fifty Shades of Grey for the first time and so you watched that movie and you were kind of like you're feeling it a little bit and so we were doing our thing and I kept urging him to pull my hair harder and harder while we were doing our thing like that is just what I was feeling so fast forward to the next morning I wake up, I brush my teeth feel like a lot of girls do this kind of just like run your fingers through your hair so it doesn't look so crazy literal clumps of my hair came out oh my god in my hands and i was like oh my god i i asked for it but i mean it was like no the way i would actually murder a person clumps of my hair came out this is not an exaggeration clumps of my hair i was rinsing

thank you for the sound effect wait so you so go back for one second you asked wes to pull your hair like and i kept telling him to do it harder so you're in during sex and you're saying pull my hair and pull me a hair harder and he pulled it so hard he pulled clumps of your hair out

But it, like, it did, but it, like, stayed on my head until I went to brush it out the next morning.

Where was it on your head? What do you mean? The hair. What part of the hair? Was it the front hair, the back hair? I don't know.

I literally went like this. Oh. And then.

He's grabbing himself something.

I'm going to cry. By the way, sex injuries are no joke, by the way. You have injuries during sex, and, you know, they're done, especially on purpose. Like the smacking and spanking and pulling and biting.

I remember one song.

Yeah.

We was having sex in the car. And the next day, I looked like on my outer thigh. And I had a bubble on my thigh. Like a boil? Like what? A boil? Like a bubble. Like a bubble. Like a blister? Like a skin abrasive. Maybe it was a... I didn't know what it was at the time. Say blister and say bubble. I mean, that's what I thought it was. You worked yourself so hard You got a blister like your feet get My cousin at the time Worked at OU We all talk about how good the nursing program is She worked at OU I ran over to her house I'm like yo what is this I thought I had something I'm just thinking like An STD on your leg All I know is it wasn't their pre-sex And it was their post-sex And I've never seen this I'm like what is this on my leg She said I forgot the term But she said oh that looks like da da da da da And I was like, oh, my God, I still got the scar. I'll show you. You want to see it? Were you like, do I need a shot for this? Bro, I thought I was going to die.

Shannon, go back to the hair thing while he's showing us his thighs.

No, I don't want to see your thigh.

Go back to the hair thing for a second.

What?

Wait, did he not realize how this, like, it didn't hurt you that bad? Like, I would think that if the hair has actually come out, it would hurt. Really?

Shanded.

Shanded like a roof. Wow. You're a dirty girl.

That's crazy. I don't know how he didn't realize that, like, the hair was.

I'll be honest with you. I love, love enjoyment of sex. I don't like the enjoyment of pain. I don't know. I'm just not, you know. Like, I've never understood the biting thing. Like, don't be biting me and taking, you know, part of my skin off, you know?

Can we just bite the right areas, please? Guys are so dumb.

What's the right areas? What area?

Oh, my God. Sometimes the neck is great. Sometimes the shoulders are great.

How about nibbling?

From experience, stop biting thighs. Stop biting thighs. It just hurts.

What about nipples? What about nipples, man? What's going on, Brianna?

My husband and I were...

I'm sorry. Say that again. I didn't have your phone on. What's that?

My husband and I were doing the deed, and his knee went out in the middle of it, and he ended up going to the ER and missed a week of work.

Oh, boy. Boy. Wow. So you guys got a little crazy that he had to call in sick. Yep. Shannon, what would you do if you had to work the next morning, and it was so apparent that your hair was completely missing? Would you have taken a day off?

Well, I did have to work. I think the bigger question is when I go see Kelly, my hairstylist, in a couple weeks, if she says anything to me.

Was it the day that you wore the Tigers hat to work last week?

Oh, I don't know. Were you wearing a hat the next day? I think maybe I was. I didn't work. Yeah, I think I was.

Injuries due to sex, and how do you explain them to all your friends and coworkers? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Catherine, are you there? Yeah, hi. Hi, Catherine. You know what I need? I need, hold on a second, Catherine. I need to get music that is appropriate for this whole thing, okay? So I need to have like a musical accompaniment while you tell us your salacious story. Are you ready?

Oh, yeah, go for it. Here we go. I'm ready. Oh, my God. what injury did you end up getting all right so oh my gosh and this came up i was like thinking of anything and then i guess i must have blocked this out of my head this happened a couple years ago i had a guy that sucked on my tongue so hard that he actually like split it in half so that little skin thing that connects to the bottom of the roof of your mouth like onto your tongue right oh jeez oh my god it sucked so hard that it split and i like didn't really notice exactly at first and then all of a sudden i opened my mouth and there was just like blood coming out

what in the world why why would a guy think that you found pleasure in that were you trying to like

wave him off at any point i think he had probably one too many definitely one too many at that point but that's why I was like using popsicles and putting them under my tongue to try and make it hurt. Oh my goodness. That's crazy. Don't let the guy suck too hard on your tongue.

Yes, please. What's going on? Who is this? Catherine? Are you there, Catherine? Did I lose you? Catherine? I picked up the wrong line. I don't know what happened. People are just leaving us. D'Angelo.

Yo, what's going on? What's going on? We're good.

And D'Angelo, what was the injury that you got from baking cookies that was hard to explain?

So, I was, you know, drugged down from the back.

Okay. Sorry.

Don't be bad.

You're good. You're good. You just say that you were fooling around. Yes. And what was the injury?

I fell off the bed. She had, like, silk sheets. So, I was standing on the bed. Standing on the bed, foot flipped, head hit the end table. I didn't notice nothing at first. You know, we both laughed it off. We continued to do what we were doing. She was, like, lighter skinned, so I looked down at the, you know, and I see blood on her back, and I immediately run to the mirror, and I see my earlobe just hanging.

Oh, my God. You almost lost your earlobe?

So I had to get six stitches on my earlobe and two stitches on my neck because it went through the ear to the back of the side of my neck. And I didn't fit with that at first. It was, you know, very dribbling. It was just gone.

Imagine you go into the ER and you've got to tell them that they need to.

stitch you up and the reason why you got to get stitched up we both were sitting there we both

told the whole yard of story they had brought about seven nurses in there you gotta hear this

one uh madison are you there yeah i'm here hi madison what was the injury from baking cookies

i uh broke my shoulder off of uh he knocked me off the the top of our bed it was a really tall bed at the time and uh we were in the dog position and knocked me right off the top he he knocked you

off the bed so bad you dislocated your shoulder broke it yeah oh my gosh did you did you have to go get it popped back in or what'd you what'd you have to do we had to go over to the urgent care

we had to stop what we were doing by the way going to the urgent care is the worst because

the urgent care people are like either really busy or bored and and and when you go when you go in there and they're really bored then all of a sudden they're like hold on a second i gotta facetime a friend oh you know what i mean they're telling everybody about it because their night

just began at that moment i know too many people that work in the er so i did not want to have to

show my face there oh my gosh by the way i'm amazed that some of this stuff can actually happen I mean, people are crazy stuff that people are calling about. Here's somebody, Jack, Jack bled because the girl scratched his back so bad with her nails. Is that right, Jack?

Yeah, yeah. So it was like our second or third time baking cookies. And, you know, it was, we were into it. So she was like, you know, can I kind of scratch your back? And I'm like, yeah, no, that's, I mean, sure, whatever, go ahead. And, I mean, she just started digging in so hard. I was, like, rinsing in pain. And I started to feel my back was wet. And I had to be like, hold on, hold on, okay, let me check this out. And my whole back was red and bleeding. Oh, my God.

That's awful.

I actually still have one of the scratches scarred on my back.

Oh, my God. Francis' lip ring got stuck where, Francis?

First time, long time. Freaky Francis on the phone. What's going on? It got stuck somewhere important to him.

Somewhere down there?

Yeah. the franks or the beans um the frank the frank yeah he wasn't um i don't know how to make it

was radio appropriate no that's okay that's all you needed to say but it got stuck down there and did you were you did you pull away fast or slow no i uh realized pretty quick when my lip

stayed and yeah i yeah so i had a spiral lip ring that had like it was you know one lip piercing but

It had two balls on it, you know, and it, ironically, got caught on the hat. Oh, my God, that's craziness. The other ones here that are pretty crazy, Mojo in the Morning, Sandra?

Hi. Hi.

You ruptured something. What did you rupture?

Well, it was absolutely horrible. So, during cookie-baking time, my ovary completely ruptured, and I bled and turned and had to have emergency surgeries.

Oh, my God. Wait, I have so many questions that I cannot ask.

By the way, as a guy, would that not be the trophy or trophies to tell your friends? I did not know that could happen. I ruptured a girl's ovary.

Did you know that could happen? I had no idea that could happen with anything other than a cyst.

Did you just have, like, weak ovaries, or did this man, like, do some craziness to you?

No, I think they were kind of swelled, but I didn't know it.

Oh, wow.

Oh, I was bleeding internally.

Oh, that's awful. Thank God you're okay. Thank God you're alive. How about this one? Candace actually broke a man's private, is that right?

No, I used to work as a nurse, and actually frequent patients used to come in with these injuries.

Wait, a patient came in with a broken penis?

multiple patients have broken

do they put a cast on that and if so can you sign it

no what do they do for that so you end up having to have surgery you get catheters put in it's awful it happens very frequently

wow and last but definitely not least Justina Bye-bye.

Uh, was a nurse and had a patient come in with what, Justina?

He came in with locked jaw. And he came in with a washcloth on his face. And his girlfriend just kept laughing. I worked midnight. And, uh, he couldn't talk. He couldn't say anything. I just put two and two together.

Wow.

Yeah.

Wait, he, he got locked jaw. Yes. Yeah. Think about it. Hold on. I'm trying to think. Oh, I thought that maybe he might have been. Oh, OK. I don't want to think about it.

He was downtown for too long. He was downtown all day.

And Vera wants to be voices, guys. Vera, we're talking about sex injuries. What's yours?

Well, we were baking cookies, cowgirl style. And I have pierced water balloons, and I bent down, and they ended up nailing him directly in the eye and statching his cornea.

Oh, my God. The man's cornea got scratched. That is craziness. That is craziness.

Disgusting.

I'm going to say this, that those pyrocynes are very dangerous. There's a lot of danger that comes with those pyrocynes. I know there's a lot of pleasure that comes with them. Did the guy ever fool around with you ever again after that, or was that done?

Yeah, we're actually really good friends. We joke about it all the time.

Really? You're good friends, and you guys fool around?

Yeah.

You guys are like friends with benefits, and you scratch the man's cornea with your nipple rings.

Yeah.

That's the kind of friends I want. thank you for the call

no problem

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