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Shannon's Sexy Story Gone Wrong
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Shannon's Sexy Story Gone Wrong

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December 12, 2022 | 00:08:01 | Leisure

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Oh, you know who the super freaky girl was this weekend? Right there, guys. Sitting right there. Oh, really? Shannon sent naughty pictures to the boyfriend while she was on her girl's trip with her daughter.

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Let's just say I tried.

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this is actually right before i left by the way how do you find oh oh so you took the pictures

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before you well and you'll understand why i have to be so precise with the timing in a second of when these were taken yes all right so um wes was shopping at dick's sporting goods because he went away for this weekend as well for the weekend as well he took his kids skiing and so he was getting some last minute stuff for his trip and so i was like oh you know i he facetimed me to like ask me a question about something random i can't even remember and um i was actually oh this was actually the night of um jingle ball because i was wearing my dress for jingle ball okay and quite honestly i was in the process of getting ready so i had not put on any underwear yet tmi was part of the story so as he's rambling on on facetime again he's in dick sporting goods okay on facetime with me i just like pull aside my dress which was like a deep v-cut dress if you didn't see the pictures from our jingle ball and i flashed in my boobs which really isn't boobs but i flashed in my boobs okay his face lit up couldn't believe that i was doing this while he's shopping

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in the middle of dick sporting goods so i kept going wait this was on a facetime this is on

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FaceTime. He's on FaceTime. I'm at home.

00:03:37 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 6:

Hold on a second. Hold on. He's walking around a Dick's Sporting Goods. Yeah. And he's FaceTiming with you and you're sending him naughty pics? I'm not sending him naughty pics. I'm on FaceTime. You're naughty FaceTiming

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him. Yes, I'm on FaceTime with him. Okay. So I do that. His face lights off and I'm like, oh, I'm just going to keep this going. Okay. So I take the phone and I put it under my dress. Oh, no.

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Where? Top or bottom?

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By my knees. I wanted to show him my kneecaps. Wait a second. No, what do you think we're?

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Well, I know, but I think you said this was before Jingle Ball? Yes.

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You were telling us? Yes, yes, okay. Oh, my goodness. So I didn't, it wasn't until the end of the call, and we were about to end the call, and he made a comment about how cute it was that I was trying to be sexy for him, yet all he could see was my tampon string, because we never.

00:04:31 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, you told us on the air that morning.

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Just in time for Jingle Ball. So I was mortified. Here I am thinking, and again, I'm still trying to step out of my comfort zone and do this stuff. I know he loves it. But it just went very, very wrong.

00:04:48 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 3:

If I'm him, I don't mention that. I don't even acknowledge that. Well, he did.

00:04:53 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 5:

Then you should tell him that.

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I wouldn't have because then it's not happening again.

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No, it's happening again.

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We're just double-checking that all's good down there.

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But also, do women send naughty pics of that down there while they're experiencing that?

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Well, I just totally forgot that that was there. It honestly didn't even cross my mind that that was there.

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Yeah. But it was. That's funny.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so here's the question I want to ask. I want to ask listeners what ruined your naughty your naughty pictures that you were going to send or what was the thing that ruined it? You didn't notice something else in the picture

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or something on you

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I love when people do the mirror pictures not knowing that there's something that's on their you know counter or whatever like they're just talking to somebody and then they've got like the vaginal wart cream or something like that the hemorrhoid cream That's sitting on top of their counter 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 You know what's funny is I walk around Dick's Sporting Goods all the time I love Dick's I just actually find it as a time killer sometimes You ever go to the Dick's down the street from here? It's the most amazing Dick's ever

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Well he was legitimately shopping

00:06:11 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 1:

And you walk around that Dick's And now next time you see somebody that's FaceTiming You're going to wonder what the heck's going on Because it could be somebody like Shannon That's FaceTiming her man while he's walking around Dixas Sporting Goods. Text at 95500 said, oh my God, Shannon had the same thing happen. Tried to send some sexy photos to my husband only to realize that I was on that time of the month. Yeah. Yep. So I guess that's more common than we think.

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You don't feel it, so you forget about it.

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You forget that that's the case. do you ever do you have you ever like stored in your phone some pictures for that time of the month so that no they don't know no do you have the uh the special secret app where you can hide

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all your your naughties i don't have i don't have a secret app i have a folder where i keep stuff

00:07:09 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 1:

but i don't have an app do you worry that your kids could ever get in that folder or is it

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password protected um so no it is not password protected because if you can't you can't password protect a hidden folder although somebody told me that if i do the update you can now what's up

00:07:24 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 3:

mojo in the morning hello yes hi good morning to you so i took the most sexiest unbelievable photo i was loving it not normally do i like my body but i just happened to work the angles incredibly But I didn't realize that the picture of my mom and dad were so happy to be on the table in the living room where I was taking this picture to send to my now husband. So when I sent it to him, he's like, all I could think about was your parents in that picture, just staring at what looks to be at you and at me.

00:08:03 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 1:

That's funny. Yeah, you forget that you have like certain things kind of arranged in your place when you're doing these photos, not realizing that it's your parents judging you at that moment, right?

00:08:15 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 3:

Exactly, exactly. And there was another time, though, it was so freaking horrible. Okay, so my son, he was home from school. He was sick. And he was supposed to have been comatose. So this is now the second time I tried to take a really, really cute photo. So I got, you know, my little garter belt, little, you know, straps, and I got this really, really cute little outfit, but my bedroom door is cracked, and I'm taking the picture off of the mirror, and I got the most cutest pose. What is there? All you see is my son's little eyeballs in the picture. Oh, no. Okay, that's worse.

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Oh, jeez.

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And then I didn't realize it until I hit the send. My husband, he's like, please, please, just no more pictures.

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Yeah.

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It's done for.

00:09:00 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 1:

That's so funny. That's great. Thank you for the call. What's up, Kathy? Hey, how are you? Good. You were actually trying to do a little dirty talking, and what happened?

00:09:09 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 4:

I was definitely doing some dirty talking, and he said, I got to call you right back. And so when he called right back, of course, I thought it was him, but it was my boss. We didn't have caller ID then. It was like, what, I don't know how long ago. Yeah. And I started telling who I thought my boyfriend was on the other line, my boss, exactly what I wanted to do to him. Oh, my God.

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No, you didn't.

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Kathy. Oh, yes, I did. Oh, yes, I did. And he's like, I never thought that you had this in you. And I'm like, excuse me? Excuse me?

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Oh, no.

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Yeah. It was terrible. I never did it.

00:09:45 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 1:

I can't. You couldn't look him in the eyes ever again, could you?

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Oh, I had to quit. I moved. Oh, no.

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I would ask for a raise.

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Right. I should have asked for a raise, but it was terrible.

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