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Shannon's Son And The Pinky Finger
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Shannon's Son And The Pinky Finger

from Mojo In The Morning

May 26, 2023 | 00:06:08 | Leisure

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It's Mojo in the Morning Show. How was Smith's graduation from preschool yesterday?

00:02:08 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 3:

It was so good, you guys. It was adorable. It was adorable, and he wore a little white cap and gown, which, by the way, he's headed up north right now with his dad, my ex-husband Andrew, and grandma and grandpa came to pick him up and he's still wearing the graduation cap. He wore it all night last night. I finally said at bedtime you need to take it off. That's so cute. He was so cute and so excited and he went to like a religious preschool and so they actually did pomp and circumstance. Did they? That's when I cried. I showed up to the classroom and the teacher, without even saying anything to me, she just handed me a bunch of Kleenex. I know you I know you And she was right I did use it But So they sang All these cute little songs Before they actually graduated I died You guys It was so cute

00:03:12 - 00:03:17 | Speaker 5:

So cute That is honestly cute

00:03:17 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 3:

Yeah So he was really excited He's nervous to go to kindergarten, but very excited. But I mentioned that he goes to or he went to a religious preschool as I bring up this next story about what this child was doing.

00:03:28 - 00:03:31 | Speaker 5:

Is this going to be like a ball story for Luke? Okay.

00:03:32 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 3:

Yes.

00:03:32 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 5:

Don't swear. Don't say anything bad. Yes. Don't do anything. Yeah.

00:03:36 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 3:

Okay. So this started a couple of weeks ago and I kind of let it go because I didn't really know what he was doing. but he was doing this thing where um he would curl his little fist into a ball and then he would stick up his pinky finger at you okay and he did this to everybody everywhere he went he kept doing it to me until finally i said what does that mean why do you keep doing that to me and he said that a kid at school taught him that it's like sticking up your middle finger in china okay so i'm like First of all, how do you even know that the middle finger is bad? Second of all, I want to corroborate this kid at school's story that this really is that. So I look it up on the internet. And not only is it like a, you know, it is kind of like giving the middle finger. It's showing your distaste with somebody. But apparently, it can also mean, especially if it's guy to guy, you're belittling their penis size.

00:04:35 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 5:

Come on, really? Okay, what?

00:04:38 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 3:

It's Smith, my child? Right? This is like, so I say to him, you cannot do that anymore. It is disrespectful. Mom doesn't want you doing it anymore. Well, fast forward to his baseball game this week, okay? He's playing third base. And I think I was talking yesterday about the baseball game. I was talking.

00:05:00 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 4:

to a bunch of my girlfriends who also have little boys on on the team he's playing third base andrew my ex-husband and andrew's dad are sitting kind of right behind him on like the sidelines or whatever i'm a ways away i can still see smith perfectly i can see andrew and andrew's dad so i see smith start to do the pinky thing and i'm like good god above i'm gonna have to be that mom that goes over and says stop doing that wait stop doing that he's just doing it to the kids Well, he's doing it, but then I realized he's doing it to Andrew's dad, and Andrew's dad is doing it back to him. So I go to Andrew's dad, and he is the sweetest, nicest man in the whole entire world, okay? And I said, you, please stop doing that back to him. First of all, I motioned to Smith. I'm doing the like, cut it out, cut it out, cut it out. And I say to Andrew's dad, let me tell you, please stop doing that to him. And he said, why? What does that mean? And I said, well, it's essentially like you're giving him the middle finger in China, allegedly. But it also is you guys telling each other you have small penises.

00:06:08 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 1:

Okay? No penis.

00:06:11 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God.

00:06:15 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 7:

You have a little penis.

00:06:17 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 4:

The crap these kids learn at school, I swear.

00:06:20 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 7:

Okay, so did you tell Smith that that's what it means?

00:06:23 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 4:

No, I just, I did not, because he doesn't need more ammo to keep doing it. Oh, yeah? Right? This is him yesterday.

00:06:35 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 7:

This, by the way, is the religious education that he got. Graduated from.

00:06:44 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 6:

I see guys sticking their pinky finger up.

00:06:48 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my God, that's hysterical. What did Grandpa say?

00:06:55 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 4:

By the way, did you see the nice picture that I got with him? I said, Smith, can Mom just get one nice picture with you and your graduation cap and gown? Well, I posted the one I got.

00:07:05 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 3:

That was it. I wasn't trying anymore. I love this kid so much. He has such a great personality.

00:07:10 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 7:

What did Grandpa say when you told him the little penis thing?

00:07:13 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 3:

He just started laughing so hard.

00:07:16 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my God.

00:07:17 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

00:07:17 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 7:

That makes me laugh so hard that that's the case By the way, hey

00:07:22 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 4:

Yeah

00:07:22 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 7:

I did not know that that was the case I had no clue with the pinky thing That's actually kind of a cool thing We had a friend of ours, Steve Gorski His mom was like, you know, the ultimate mom She was like all our friends' moms And she could not do the middle finger Because she broke her hand years ago and so she couldn't do the middle finger so she would stick her thumb out at people so she would be driving down the street and if people cut her off she was a feisty Polish lady she would all of a sudden start doing this with her thumb up and the people would be looking at her like she's telling me to get out

00:08:02 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 3:

I'm doing a good job

00:08:04 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 7:

alright well congratulations to you Smith

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