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Shannon's Tampon Fell Out
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Shannon's Tampon Fell Out

from Mojo In The Morning

June 19, 2023 | 00:09:39 | Leisure

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00:01:25 - 00:01:40 | Speaker 5:

mojo in the morning show wow this is uh it's a talent i don't you know i don't know that i would call it a talent i maybe is it something i should be proud of so you should actually see

00:01:40 - 00:01:46 | Speaker 4:

if you could get on um what is it america what's what's the nick cannon show yeah yeah the bass

00:01:46 - 00:02:46 | Speaker 5:

singer no uh my fiancee west and i went to the gym last night and we're working out and I I really don't necessarily know what I'm doing so he was like showing me some of the stuff to do and he had me um doing this like thing with the the cables and the the ropes and I was like going over my head well I think that it was way way way too heavy for me so I had my feet kind of like spread apart like this and I was trying really hard to get these stupid things over my head And all of a sudden, I felt it happen. And I made a face. So Wes knew something was wrong. And he looked at me and he goes, are you okay? Did you hurt yourself? And I said, no, I'm going to do it alone. And he goes, what? What just happened? And I said, I pushed my tampon out of my body doing that exercise. I thought he was going to throw up. It's possible. It is possible.

00:02:47 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 4:

Does that happen?

00:02:48 - 00:02:54 | Speaker 5:

It happens. A lot or no? Not a lot, no. I mean, it has to be a real special occasion for it to happen.

00:02:54 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 6:

To be fair, it would never happen to me in the gym because I would have to go to the gym. But I have not. Tell me why this always happens. I sneeze more when I'm on my period and it happens when I sneeze sometimes. Yeah.

00:03:05 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 5:

It's awful. And full disclosure, I was not wearing underwear because some yoga pants, you can see the underwear lines real well. So I wasn't.

00:03:12 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 6:

You're never wearing underwear. Have you noticed? I'm wearing underwear right now. All of your stories, you say, I carry around seven pairs of underwear in my purse, but when it comes to any story, you're like, but I wasn't wearing underwear.

00:03:24 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 5:

When was I not wearing underwear?

00:03:25 - 00:03:27 | Speaker 4:

No, you do say, you'll say, I wasn't wearing underwear.

00:03:27 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 5:

At night, I don't wear underwear. I let it air out, as you all should.

00:03:30 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 4:

We're going to have to keep track. We're going to have an underwear tote board here or something. We're going to have like a scoreboard in the studio. That's weird.

00:03:39 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 6:

That's where you draw the line on this show?

00:03:43 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 4:

Keep track of it mentally then. April 5th. Okay, so I've always wanted to ask this question of my wife or my sisters and see if they would answer this.

00:03:55 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 5:

Mommy, what is a vagina?

00:03:56 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 4:

No, I've always wanted to ask this question about the tampon and about doing it. Because I would have a hard time, you know, putting it, you know, doing it and stuff, you know?

00:04:13 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 6:

Doing what? Everybody be quiet

00:04:17 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 4:

No, I would have a hard Because I have a hard time right now Sticking things up my nose

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You know what I mean?

00:04:26 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 4:

Do you ever try to do the nasal sprays Up your nose? I have one of those Trimmers, those nose hair trimmers And every time I do it, I sit there and I have to close my eyes When I'm doing it

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Because it bothers me

00:04:40 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 4:

So I didn't know if that's something I know, I understand

00:04:44 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 6:

A lot of people have told me The no is very similar to the lady bits So I'm glad you made that connection

00:04:51 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 4:

I was trying to think of something that you have to stick

00:04:53 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 6:

But how do you get it back How does it go back in?

00:04:57 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

Well you take that one out and you start fresh

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 2:

Oh, you can't just push it, like, back in?

00:05:01 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 4:

I mean, you could. It's probably not healthy nor sanitary to do that.

00:05:07 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 2:

All right. I just sat down, and it went back in.

00:05:08 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 3:

Your vagina just tried to bite me. And then I had to walk to the bathroom like a waddle like this. My leg's so wide.

00:05:16 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 2:

And nobody can see it, right? Nobody sees it like that. What's up, Alex? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

00:05:23 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 7:

Good morning. So this happened to me last week at work. Like, my coworker and I always, like, try and scare each other. And so I was trying to scare her, and I jumped and, like, shouted boo at her. And it shot out of me, and I made the same face Shannon probably did. And her coworker was like, what happened? Like, I think she thought I peed my pants, which I don't know which I would prefer. And I was like, oh, my God, my tampons just shot out. I know. It still shocks me.

00:05:56 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. It was a nightmare. Could you imagine men having a period for just one?

00:06:02 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 2:

No. No, we're not strong enough. It would be a bunch of dudes running around trying to scare each other. I can't even deal with it when I cut myself and I put a Band-Aid on, you know? Alex, thank you for the call. Jasmine wants to give Megan and Shannon a compliment. It says here you're going to give them a compliment?

00:06:23 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 5:

Yes, I said, in order to be able to push out a tampon through workout or sneezing, you have some super strong vagina muscles. Yes. Thank you.

00:06:33 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 3:

Yes, I swear sitting on that chair, that pelvic floor chair helped me so much. I would like the men out here saying that I shouldn't be hooking up with people to hear this one one more time. What was that? Tell me I have a nice... My vagina is angry. It was.

00:06:50 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. All right, well, there you go. That's a compliment. You can put that in your dating profile, Megan. Lee wants to be voiceless, guys. This could be because of an embarrassing story. What's going on, Lee?

00:07:02 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 1:

So when I was about 12 years old, I used them campans. And my parents never taught me. My mom never taught me how to use them properly. So the very first time I used one, I was very uncomfortable. We had went out to dinner, and I couldn't sit still. My mom was like, are you okay? And I'm like, I think there's something wrong with my team pun. Um, so apparently I didn't know that you're supposed to take it out of the cardboard. So I used the cardboard and all up there.

00:07:29 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 2:

Oh, no. No, you did not.

00:07:31 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 1:

Wait, ow, ow, ow, ow.

00:07:32 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 3:

First of all, shame on your mom for getting you cardboard ones. Yes. Second of all.

00:07:37 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 2:

I don't know what that means. Does it come wrapped in cardboard or something? Yeah.

00:07:40 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 3:

It is plastic.

00:07:41 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 2:

And are the cardboard ones cheap?

00:07:43 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 7:

Yes.

00:07:44 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 2:

Is that what it is? Okay. Listen, I'm, I'm going to spend a lot of money on something like that. You know what I mean? Like there's certain things you spend the money on.

00:07:51 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 3:

Don't ask me how much my Diva Cups are. Ugh, gross.

00:07:54 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 2:

Are they?

00:07:54 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 3:

Are those expensive? Really? They're like 50 bucks each.

00:07:57 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 2:

Wow.

00:07:58 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 3:

Yes. Oh, girl.

00:07:59 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 2:

And a cup? Is it like a cup like baseball?

00:08:02 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 3:

Yes. That's exactly what it is. No. It's like a silicone shot glass.

00:08:10 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 2:

Do you ever run out of shot glasses and use them? Or because they're so expensive, you don't?

00:08:14 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 3:

Can I tell you what hurt my feelings the most? Is I turn 30 and you have to change sizes. And that hurt. It was like, hey, guess what?

00:08:21 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 2:

really getting older they actually have different sizes for different ages like an age range either

00:08:27 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 3:

either if you have kids or if you just get older and you don't have kids

00:08:33 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 2:

what is the sizing is it like small medium

00:08:36 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 3:

they number it it's just like a one two three hey shan what's up hey i just want mojo especially

00:08:45 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 6:

you love you lots but listen any man listening to this right now you need to realize the vagina is a very very powerful thing in not to mess with her amen amen yes ma'am i'm not messing

00:08:58 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 2:

chance of thank you thank you for reminding me though okay and you need to you need to learn and listen to these ladies okay i'm listening to them right now listen i'm telling you i was i was raised by uh my sisters and of course i have a very uh strong wife you've heard her before on the air chelsea so listen i bowed down before you yes teach your boys thank you oh she and she

00:09:20 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 4:

definitely does it wow what's up amanda yes hello mojo in the morning good morning everybody good morning what's going on okay so i'm 41 years old and this is a nightmare because i'll never forget

00:09:31 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 2:

it remember geaga lake i don't was that like a was that like a water okay i was gonna ask that

00:09:37 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 4:

okay yep so my mom actually taught me with a mirror standing over a mirror when i was about 12 to you know put a tampon in yeah well still so new at it and of course we go to geaga lake and i'm like great i'm on my period so i think i have it incorrectly i'm walking up a water slide with my stepsister at the time and i could feel it not all the way in as it slides down into my bathing I am dripping blood.

00:10:00 - 00:10:08 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my gosh. I had to run down the water slide and head to a bathroom. Oh, you poor thing.

00:10:08 - 00:10:12 | Speaker 5:

And that's in front of friends, probably, and family and stuff like that.

00:10:12 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 2:

Family and friends, yes. And my mom did come down from the slide and come help me out.

00:10:18 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 5:

That's like the worst nightmare ever.

00:10:19 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 2:

Here I am. Years and years later, you'll just never forget those moments of being a woman, for sure.

00:10:24 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 5:

Thank you. Thank you for calling and appreciate that.

00:10:26 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 3:

It does need to normalize it for the girls out there. Like, this was my biggest fear growing up, was any sort of, like, period malfunction. And it happens. It was everybody. Yeah, and look, we just got a compliment today because of it.

00:10:37 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 4:

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