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Shannon's Tarot Cards Were The Worst
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Shannon's Tarot Cards Were The Worst

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February 13, 2023 | 00:11:52 | Leisure

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mojo in the morning show i'm uh always shocked when you go to a psychic or somebody that is a card reader and this happens to you which happened to shannon because i always thought that the whole idea was to not tell you stuff like this like to make it seem like it's the everything's going to be the greatest but you went to a tarot card reader well no no no you had your cards read by somebody so

00:02:34 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 4:

i a bunch of my pulled yeah a bunch of my girlfriends and i got together on friday night to celebrate my friend Ashley's birthday. And so we were just hanging out at somebody's house. We ordered in food. We ordered mezza. You know how much I love my mezza. And just kind of like- It's Middle Eastern food for those who don't know what it is. Oh my gosh, it's so good. Just hung out and had some drinks and like sat by the fire and caught up with each other. And my girlfriend whose house we were at, Carrie, said, oh my gosh, you guys, I got these, I just got these cards. And I don't even know if they're actually tarot cards, but they were cards that like you know they looked like a deck of cards um but then they had like little photos on them so i guess they're tarot cards i don't really to be honest with you believe in like psychics or mediums or tarot cards it's kind of i don't know a weird thing when you believe in jesus and then you you know you got all that stuff so i don't know how i feel about it anyway it's playing with the devil it's playing with the devil we talked about this a little bit last week in the podcast but so she whips out these cards nobody wants to do it so i'm like oh whatever i'll i'll do it and she kept telling me they're all good they're all good it's a it's like a good deck of cards it's all gonna be good stuff okay they were horrible so I think she had three rows of three maybe or three rows of four I don't even know whatever she did okay she starts flipping over the cards and it's like your love life is gonna turn tumultuous okay what's one of the cards I'm like I just freaking got engaged not the card I want to Another one, something about, like, my health going downhill. Okay.

00:04:12 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 3:

Sorry, I got psychic music here.

00:04:14 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 4:

Oh, thank you. Another one about how I'm going to die an early death.

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Oh, my gosh. I would buy a new set of cards.

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It was like every, and so she's like, okay, well, this is not going as planned. You know what?

00:04:30 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 3:

This is like playing Uno and never getting an opportunity to win.

00:04:33 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 4:

She flips over the fourth one, and it's like, essentially, something's going downhill with my finances, and I'm going to lose all my money.

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At this point, you're probably regretting ever deciding to do it.

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I was, like, chugging my drink as she kept going.

00:04:47 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 3:

Were people that were pulling ahead of you, or were you the first one?

00:04:51 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 4:

She went first, and then I was the first one. How was her cards? Hers were great.

00:04:58 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

Oh, she took all the good ones.

00:04:59 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 4:

Hers were great. Mine, I'm going to die tomorrow. And so after I went, nobody else wanted to go because they all want to live and keep their money and their husbands. And keep their children safe and healthy. Mine were so horrific.

00:05:16 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 2:

You know what it is? Is that you guys were playing with your own deck. Because if you were playing and there was a tarot reader, like, you know, sometimes you'll see like these people that have like these roadside places. or they actually go to parties and do parties.

00:05:30 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:05:31 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 2:

I never have known any of them to say bad things.

00:05:33 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 5:

Well, because they want your repeat business. They want you to come back. You've got to be reassured. You want to know things are going to be good. This obviously is a friend who's not worried about having Shannon pay for repeat visits.

00:05:43 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 2:

Well, this is actually just the deck of cards from what I'm understanding, right?

00:05:46 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 4:

Yes, yes.

00:05:47 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 2:

Maybe she did not know how to pull them. Maybe you're supposed to go, you know, one, two, three, buckle my shoe or something like that. I don't know.

00:05:54 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 3:

I feel like those that, when even they pull out one that looks like it should be bad, the ones on the side of the road would still flip it somehow and make it good, even though it isn't.

00:06:03 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 4:

Oh, there was no denying that this was death and destruction.

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Which one bothered you the most? Because it's weird. The losing my money thing would be the one thing that would bother me. Over death? Really? Yes. Over relationship? I'd rather die. Well, yes. And no offense to my wife, who could be listening right now. But I don't want to have to like, you know, I worked very, very hard, you know, and I feel like the economy is already sucking right now as it is. I would believe that one probably that and the health issues.

00:06:36 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 5:

I think the relationship of you just got engaged.

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I just got engaged. And I think it said the word because there were like little paragraphs on it said the word tumultuous. Oh, tumultuous. That's not freaking good. And also, you guys know this. I haven't talked about this much on the air and I will in the next couple of weeks. But I'm having a little health scare So to see that card flipped over I was like oh no Like my gut actually It was not good

00:07:01 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 2:

Like you said Like my pastor friends would say Don't play with it

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Oh as soon as I did it I was like this is bad I knew I shouldn't have done it In my head I was telling myself

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And then all those Jesus commercials Were on television yesterday

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They were aimed right to me

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What's going on, Tiffany? Hello.

00:07:23 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 1:

Hi, Shannon. Hi, guys. I wanted to tell you, Shannon, that that is a terrible deck. Like, I've never heard of such a thing. And I read for people for a living. Like, it's literally what I do.

00:07:36 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 5:

Well, they all have the same cards in them. So how can you say it's a terrible deck?

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Because what type of deck would tell somebody they're going to die?

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Or an early deck.

00:07:48 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 5:

An early deck. So we only believe in fortune-telling if it's good?

00:07:53 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 4:

Hang on, I took a picture. I'm trying to look at the rest of my cards.

00:07:57 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't tell people what they want to hear. I tell people that they're getting cheated on, that they need to leave situations all the time. But I'm never going to be like, oh, you're going to die tomorrow. That's absurd. And I don't like that deck. I'm going to be honest. You need to pick a new one.

00:08:11 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 5:

Shannon doesn't like it either. Yeah.

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I told her I was like, throw that right in that fireplace right there. After she did mine

00:08:20 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 2:

Can you read Shannon since you say you're a psychic Do you know

00:08:24 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 1:

First of all I don't say I am I am literally an intuitive mojo Don't play me but I would love to read you How am I playing you What do you mean

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I don't understand any of this lingo here I'm an air personality not a radio DJ Go ahead

00:08:39 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 1:

I'm an intuitive so there's a difference Between someone being a tarot reader Someone that just reads cards And someone that is an intuitive like it is god it is spirit moving through me so the same way that a prophet is in the church it's the exact same thing okay now i feel like i'm really gonna have

00:09:00 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 2:

lightning strike me right now i don't know go ahead read shannon um no not for free

00:09:07 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 1:

All right, Tiffany. I have children to take care of.

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Oh, my God.

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The lights just went off.

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Who just did that?

00:09:21 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 4:

That was freaking funny. Hold on a second here. The lights just went off.

00:09:23 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 2:

The lights just literally. Was that you? I hate you. Oh, you. You are. That's awesome. Oh, my God. By the way, by the way, she just, KP, our producer, just flickered the lights in our studio. Shannon just peed a little. At that particular moment. Miss Cleo, we'll talk to you later. Thank you for the call. What's going on, Sandy? Hey. Oh, my God.

00:09:45 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 4:

I think you need to get a new girlfriend. I think you set that up. Well, okay. So, no, so, Sandy, I have to tell you something. So, she opens the deck and spreads the cards, and I picked all my cards. So, I picked all my own cards. It wasn't like she put them down.

00:10:00 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 7:

And she just flipped them and we were reading them. And she doesn't know what the heck she's doing. Like, we were literally just reading the cards. So it was truly terrifying. Well, don't. Don't pray for me. Open-minded. Open-minded.

00:10:16 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 3:

Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on. Real quick. Hello.

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Yeah.

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This is the psychic Mystic Mike here right now.

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Mystic Mike?

00:10:26 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 3:

Mystic, yes. I also double as a male dancer at some of the clubs. And, Shannon, I would like to read you right now. Would you like me to read you?

00:10:38 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 1:

I don't know.

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Are you sure? I can read you.

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No, no, no. I'm not like that lady. That lady's a scammer. I'm a real psychic. I was the person who told you that the Kansas City Chiefs were going to win on a controversial play. Remember? On Friday? Well, Shannon, I'm going to pull the relationship card. Here's the relationship card. Oh, I'm seeing some very interesting things. I'm going to say your relationship is going to be wonderful. But the guy that you're marrying is going to realize that you are cray-cray, which, by the way, is in the card. Cray-cray in the next few months. when you guys get into a big, boisterous fight and you kick in his dashboard like you did the previous guys. Okay, let's go to health. Health. Oh, health looks wonderful. You will pull through whatever medical issues that you have. The only thing is, with our insurance at iHeartRadio, you will have lots of co-pays. And finances? Facts. You will have lots of co-pays. There's your finances. Sandy, would you like me to read you, too? No, she hung up.

00:12:03 - 00:12:09 | Speaker 7:

Okay, people are texting that they must not have been tarot cards. They were oracle cards. I don't know what they were. I've got to ask her.

00:12:09 - 00:12:12 | Speaker 3:

I'll report back to you. Michelle, what's up? It's Mojo on the Morning Show.

00:12:13 - 00:12:48 | Speaker 1:

Good morning. My daughter is a tarot reader. She's an intuitive, and she's an empath. And the death card isn't always about death. It's about changing of a situation or a job. or something new in your life, something that maybe Shannon has anxiety, maybe her anxiety is going to dissipate and she's going to be happier and healthier. Okay, I like your perspective way better. The death card is not always doom and gloom. It is actually like an opening to a greater self.

00:12:49 - 00:12:53 | Speaker 4:

Of course, because if the intuitives kill off every customer, they have no one else to pay for terror card readings.

00:12:53 - 00:13:00 | Speaker 1:

Well, see, that's just that my daughter does it because she likes to help people, not because she's making money. Right, right.

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But does she take money?

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She has a gift.

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She has a gift of taking money.

00:13:04 - 00:13:18 | Speaker 1:

Actually, no, no, no. She does it to help people who are down and feeling bad about themselves, you know, honestly. But she has pulled some cards and had to tell people that, I think your relationship's not going to work out. And then she'd come home and she'd be like, Mom, Caitlin's boyfriend's totally gay.

00:13:19 - 00:13:21 | Speaker 3:

Wow, that's wild. Oh, wow.

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But anyway, so good luck, Shannon.

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