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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show, and it's caused a problem in Shannon's house. We talk about being personal. This is about as personal as you can get on our radio show.

Well, yes.

You talking about your long armpit hair.

There's just one. So I've had laser hair removal, so I really don't have armpit hair, nor do I ever shave my armpits. Best thing ever, ever, ever, by the way. Okay. So I never really like check to make sure that everything's good. Every once in a while, you know, I got to, I got to tend to that area. Why? Why? Ladies, please call if you have a partner that always seems to point out something on your body that is quote unquote out of the ordinary. Now, my sweet fiance, Wes and I were driving somewhere the other day and he just got one of those big Ram trucks. Okay. So I had my left arm propped up on the center console in his truck And I was wearing like a tank top dress Which by the way is the center console It's huge and I'm five feet tall

You don't even see you in that thing Actually you don't even see Wes because he's also not He's not the tallest man in the world Does he sit on phone books on that thing? He does not

No he's good But he kept staring at my armpit as he was talking to me and smirking And I just knew something was going on in his head I hate that So finally I said what Why do you have that look on your face And he said You have a really really long armpit hair That I can't stop staring at Great okay so now I'm self conscious Because there's nothing I can do about it at that point And then the whole night He would do things like Ouch pretend he got poked in the eye And he would say oh your armpit hair just poked me in the eye Or And this is still going on You know about my bad internet and my house and how bad I hate it because the TV is not working because the internet is so bad. So he'll just turn to me totally straight faced and say, hey, can you adjust that armpit hair a little bit so we can get some reception on the TV? Stop. Oh, no. Yes, Megan and Nick. Did you not punch him in the throat? That's like the most justified throat punching I've ever heard in my life. Why? You got to point it out.

How long did you have this thing, this armpit hair?

Like a day and a half. and then she went by.

That didn't make you want to go home and immediately pluck it or tweeze it

or pull it? Well, I couldn't that night, and then I kind of forgot about it the next day until more jokes were made.

Did you name? I'm sorry. Shut up, Kev. Your armpit hair cut my mic off. I'm sorry.

Shannon, if I was there, I'd pull his cord out. See what I mean? Did he name it?

No!

You are a dick That's your first dick By the way

Can I say something about Kevin? What? Kevin would never do this To his girl Because she would cut him Oh no Yes I would I know she would She'd beat your ass Did he take a picture of it? That's what I would do No but it's like With I feel

with girls like if he had a booger in his nose i wouldn't make this huge deal out of it i would just be like yes i would get it and it would be done that's different than an armpit hair

that's like dangling why you gotta make and just saying hello and just what's up joe hi it's mojo

in the morning hey joe hi it's joe joe this is the mo of the joe what's going on sorry sorry kevin

first of all i just jumped in hearing you talk about armpit hair and i called because apparently Most husbands don't know that women have a little bit of facial hair. We're not growing deards, but, like, get over it. Like, it's real. It happens. And, like, you guys are allowed to have, like, back hair and, like, random. Yes. Yes. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. It's ridiculous. Like, it's just awful. You're animals. And, like, we can't.

Savage.

And, like, you're lucky. Like, you are lucky. Joe. Love you, Joe.

Joe, are you a hairy woman?

No. No, but I am Sicilian, honey, so drink it up, okay?

And by the way, don't ever fight with a Sicilian. You will lose. Thank you for the call. What's up, Sydney?

Hi. Hi. Sydney.

I thought we lost her. Sydney? She's got a hairy connection. Sydney, what on you is now interfering with the connection that we have there?

I had a chest hair one time And my boyfriend went to brush it off And he was like a cat hair And he like pulled it And he was like It's attached to you Heaven forbid I was like don't touch me And I cried for like three minutes

The worst are when they're like curly Have you ever seen those? Your whole head is full of curly hair I'm talking about women When you see it like on their Like she's talking on her chest Oh my god

Oh my god your face You know what Oh my god your face

Thank you for the call

I just wanted to have a 40 year old virgin moment Where you just put the wax on Rip it off

Kelly Clarkson

How did you get rid of that How did you eventually get rid of it Shannon

I shaved it

What's up Sue

hi years ago my fiance and we are still together to this day he told me when we were on the boat he said if the engine fails just stick your arms out and because i had a little flubber we can use

in a sail did you remember hey god i would have pushed him right off that damn boat i know i don't

like it listen um there are divorce attorneys calling us up right now and saying that they will they will no they'll represent all of the the women whose guys do this stuff to them uh this by the way is something that when you see uh divorces and they always what do they say they say irreconcilable differences can you imagine if they put long Long armpit hair.

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