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She Cleaned Kev's Apartment
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She Cleaned Kev's Apartment

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July 10, 2026 | 00:11:12 | Leisure

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slash claim. Alright, it is Mojo in the morning show, Home of War, The Roses, The Five Lies Tell Your Mom Phone Scam, Shannon's Dirty on the 30th, Throwback Throwdown, Am I the A-Hole, Second Date Update. It's good to have you guys here with us today. Kev, you left a girl at your house. Yeah, I did. Did you come into work then or what? Yeah. Okay, so you came into work. When was this?

00:02:56 - 00:02:58 | Speaker 7:

A couple, three days? Day before yesterday, right?

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Okay, yeah.

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Because I show Anna on a ring cam. I think it was the day before yesterday.

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Okay, so you leave her there enough that you trust her that she's not going to steal your stuff.

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Yeah, we got insurance.

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But you're checking her out on the ring cam. And what did you see her doing on the ring cam?

00:03:12 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, so my ring camera is set up towards my kitchen area, which is near the front door. And I saw her walking in the kitchen, get the alert on my phone. There's motion by the front door. And I saw her at the sink And it looked like she was just rinsing off Like her plate or something like that So I'm like okay cool You know hang up the little ring cam Continue on my day And when I get home she's gone But it's almost like she cleaned Everything that was out of place That's fantastic So the entire sink Because I had dishes in the sink The entire sink was wiped down Like no water spots either Like she dried the sink too Loaded the dishwasher Marry this woman Is that what I'm supposed to do? Wait, keep going. She loaded the dishwasher. She folded her towel and her washcloth and like laid it like on the sink.

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Oh, she showered?

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She showered. She straightened up the pillows on the couch.

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Very important. Like laid the pillows. It looked like Garner White in there.

00:04:08 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 6:

Did she fluff the seats and stuff? Like the, like Chelsea, like boom, boom, and like palms on those things. Yeah, on the couch.

00:04:15 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 7:

She might have. I didn't look that hard, but all the pillows were like aligned chronologically. Like it was like color coded.

00:04:21 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 6:

When's the last time they were like that on your couch?

00:04:23 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 7:

probably three weeks ago when I cleaned up like that. Kind of the first time she was coming over. I was like, okay, let me straighten up type of vibe. Yeah, so she did that. My little desk in my front, I don't know what you call it, but all of my coasters were aligned properly. The PlayStation controllers were, like, evenly lined up.

00:04:41 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 1:

She was touching everything.

00:04:42 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 7:

Bro, she was, like, she was touching everything. And I don't know. Why is this a big, like, bad or big deal? I just don't know. Because, to me, it's one of two things. Either you have OCD and you're a clean freak, which is okay. Do your thing. Or you...

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 4:

really really like me and this is a sign of where you're at in a relationship yeah if i can even say

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relationship i think it's both i wouldn't call it ocd i think she just likes being neat and clean and i also think she likes you and respects you and wanted to do that for you but the neat and

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clean thing for me is like if you mess something up you make sure you're neat and clean with your things to go the extra mile to like clean she cleaned my stove too oh my god like like the The stove was clean.

00:05:30 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 6:

Wants to come over to my apartment.

00:05:32 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 5:

Wait, I can't believe that you would even look at this in any light than this is a girl I want to marry. Like, this is somebody that I, you know, want to have a relationship with. You would look at this as a negative?

00:05:45 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 4:

I don't. I'm just asking a question.

00:05:47 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 1:

I don't know. I think this is big. It's a huge green flag. So you wanted to take a bunch of stuff off your plate so that you could just relax when you got home.

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Just be nice. We like her. Have y'all ever done this?

00:06:00 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 1:

All the, I mean, I say all the time. I would have done the same thing. I feel like, I don't know, that's just in my nature to leave a space neat.

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So you do that, Shannon?

00:06:11 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 1:

Even if I go to my friend's house and I see that she's got, like my friend Lindsay, I love her to death, but she's always got crap all over her counters. If she like goes into the other room to take care of one of the kids or something, I always am cleaning it up. Always. I would think a woman would be offended by that. We all do that for each other. Really?

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so she's actually good with that yeah but if you went over to a guy's house like if you went to

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like when i first started dating although west is very much a neat freak but um yeah like i feel

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like i would do that or i did that in a situation like this uh no because i haven't really been

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with a guy like that but i would absolutely do that i feel like that's just like a a nice thing to do for them if you don't you're a flop i will say it's like more serious i wouldn't do that like my first or second time seeing the guy yeah how many times what if it was your first or second time staying at his place but how long have you been talking say like a month um maybe not to

00:07:07 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 1:

that extent right i'm still loading the dishwasher making the bed but i'm not scrubbing your stove yeah that part by the way don't you scrubbing my stove now comes over yeah but this wasn't like my

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house is never well i've gone through my filthy stages yeah the last six months i've turned a new leaf and i'm like a clean guy now and so the house wasn't dirty yeah like she wasn't in there you know i'm saying with my shindley little air mop like scrubbing up and stuff but what if she uh did like josiah's laundry for that yeah that's way too much i make sure josiah door shut i don't need nobody seeing that is he messy oh my god yeah that boy need help does he have tube socks all over the floor he has science projects josiah has a water bottle that i don't know what was inside of it but has been there for four years oh my god it's changed colors oh my gosh what's what's up

00:07:56 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 5:

megan what do you think about this uh girl hi good morning yeah good morning um so i'm just

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gonna go ahead and say that i was the girl that cleaned before i left um and i'm now married to

00:08:11 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 1:

the guy so it ended up working out okay did you do it just because that's you that was your nature or because you wanted to impress him specifically?

00:08:20 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 2:

Well, it's kind of like my love language is like, you know, doing things for others. Yes.

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Yeah.

00:08:26 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 2:

So like when he would, before he would come home from work, I would make sure, you know, like his towels were folded. He had a towel in the bathroom ready for his shower. Like just so it was very easy and smooth for when he came home from work.

00:08:39 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 5:

So. Look at that. And she married up.

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And it got me a little bit brownie points because now I'm married.

00:08:43 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 5:

It all worked out. He wiped you up right there. Nikki does not like this. What's up, Nikki?

00:08:49 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 3:

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. This is a huge red flag, Kevin. Run. What? Tell me why, Nikki. Run. Because, Kevin, and I think you know who I am. I work at Fox, too. Kevin, you know I mean business. Okay. Don't mess with this girl. She's crazy. Really? Then what happens when you get married? What else do you have to look forward to? A clean house. What else is she going to do? Yeah. Wait, why is this a red flag? I can hire Molly made Kevin run.

00:09:20 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 4:

But, Nikki, like Shannon said, why is it crazy? Why is it a rare flight?

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Because she's looking through all your stuff. She is looking through all your stuff right now. Trust me.

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Oh, man. Nikki, that's hard. Now, I will say this, though.

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She's already been in Josiah's room. Trust me. I put up all the look. She already checked it all out.

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All the important documents and stuff, I'll make sure those are somewhere that's just not listed. Trust me.

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We will find them.

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You're not alone, by the way.

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You're not alone, Nikki.

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586 says it's pathetic to clean someone else's space.

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Yes, it is. She didn't do it deep. It's so desperate.

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Wow, that's crazy.

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You know what's crazy now that I'm thinking about?

00:10:00 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 5:

she straightened up my refrigerator too oh whoa like she like it was kind of jumbled in there

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but so she like it was very aligned did she look through to see which was expired mayonnaise or

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no i probably got a jar of pickles with like one pickle in there that's my only thing that's crazy

00:10:16 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 3:

what's up tyra i'm sorry i'm laughing at y'all good morning guy good morning so um regarding that last call i would not say it's a red flag i you don't do it for everybody you know what i'm saying like i've been in i've been i'm 55 years old and i dated a guy before for a while and he was a firefighter so he would leave me at his house you know and he wasn't a complete mess but if i'm there i'm going to straighten it up and i never looked through any of his stuff ever ever so that is not necessarily something that she's doing but what i will say is that we audition sometimes kevin we want you to know that you know we can do this for you so it's kind of a 50 50 type of thing you know where it's kind of coming from her because that's who she is because that's who i am but i'm only gonna do so much did you thank her uh for you know it's so

00:11:16 - 00:11:26 | Speaker 5:

it's so crazy you ask that question because literally i don't know and i was having that thought actively before you asked it literally about to text her and say i don't know if i

00:11:26 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 6:

thanked you oh my god yeah should i just let you go well she's now thinking yeah you got to hold on saying i got two people here that have opposite points of view patty who says what patty

00:11:37 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 8:

oh good morning um i say it's a red flag too you don't like it because hold on one sec real quick

00:11:45 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 6:

Taylor's also on with us. Taylor, you disagree. You don't think that this can be a red flag?

00:11:52 - 00:12:17 | Speaker 4:

No, I mean, I think her name was Nikki. What she was saying about going through your stuff and looking at your notes and things like that, I mean, obviously she's done. Kevin mentioned cleaning. I was not thinking about going through things one bit. yeah what about about making sure your space is nice and clean yeah she was organizing

00:12:17 - 00:12:33 | Speaker 8:

patty why do you think there's something wrong with that um i think it's more of here's how i think you should live here's how i think you should um and i say that i think it's interesting that i can't remember who just said it but she said when she goes to her friend's house

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her island shannon shannon said that yeah shannon goes to her i just do it to help

00:12:38 - 00:12:49 | Speaker 8:

Here's the interesting thing about that. Shannon said, when she goes in the other room, I organize it. Probably because she's not, like, hanging out with her then.

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Because I know she's busy. I do it while she's in front of me, too.

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Why can't you do it in front of her? Are you seriously? Okay.

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Like, that's a bad thing? Yeah. Is helping out somebody or a friend who...

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No, because I just, I was in a relation. No, I don't, you know, we all have our... I was just in a relationship, and when I was going over to his home, it was a mess and it drove me crazy but it was his home and I didn't feel it was my place

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I want to invite Shannon over to my house

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I would make dinner and clean up or I'd help all the projects around the house but the things that I didn't

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think I liked I didn't just take care of I think for some people it is just their nature to do that especially things you're touching like if she used a dish yeah clean it

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What if she threw out something that you really wanted?

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That would have been where we would drop the line.

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Yeah.

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Like all the other girls' phone numbers that are all sitting there on the counter.

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