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Back to Mojo in the morning. So it's Mojo in the morning show. So I was going through Target and I was getting a few things for Chelsea. And I'm going through the list of all the stuff that we needed in Target. And I was in the female aisle getting some things. Okay. Because I'm a good husband. Right. Pat me on the back.

Right.

And I witnessed something that made me go, this could actually be an interesting topic. I witnessed a woman on the phone. And when I say woman, I always say she seemed more girl than woman. I don't know. But everybody likes to be called woman nowadays. She was probably 20-something years old, and she was crying over the fact that it got very emotional with somebody on the phone that they didn't have the exact tampons that she likes. She was looking for Kotex Ultrathins, and the reason I know this is because... Oh, she was young. She was... Oh, wait, that's the pads.

I was going to say, but never mind.

No, go in. Are Kotex ultra-thins usually for younger people or something?

That's never right. She hasn't had any children.

Oh, okay. No, but I saw this, and I thought to myself, what is the craziest thing that you cried over? Like, honestly, what is the one? Like, you cannot believe that you just started crying because I'm watching this girl, and she's on the phone, and she's probably on the phone with her mom, I'm thinking, or somebody, her friend, and she's like, we don't even have the kotex ultra things and i'm i'm going she was just having a day is that it yeah does it does having your period make you emotional like does it make you that way i thought

it always made you more crazy like angry crazy your hormones are so out of whack during that time and for some people way more than others yeah yeah okay so so here's the question and i was

going to throw this out there what is the craziest thing that you've ever cried over and nine times out of ten dealt with something else that was going on and not that and how did you explain it to the people that were around you 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number

what's going on amanda i literally cried over a slice of bread before come on really what was the story there i was hung over and i wanted to eat a sandwich and there was only one slice of

bread was it the end piece was it the butt yeah the butt of it it totally was the nasty piece oh no and you were that hung over that it caused you to get emotional i was so hung over i cried and cried and went back to bed because i could not make a sandwich what's up jessica how you doing

hi good morning you guys good morning i was so in my feelings i cried over a rotisserie chicken that i could not find in the refrigerator so i go to the refrigerator and i'm looking for this chicken and i'm like where is the chicken and i started bawling and my husband's like what is wrong feels like i can't find the chicken and he's like the chicken what are you talking about so i bought a chicken and it was like way in the back of the fridge but it should have been in the front and I was just so emotional.

That, by the way, your husband earned some stripes that day if he got to talk you off the ledge. What's up, Lauren? Hi.

Hey there, guys. This isn't even that bad, but I think I just had like a terrible day. I don't even remember what happened. And I was walking up my front steps and I just got to the paqueria.

And a giant container of spicy salsa just fell. No, that is the worst. No, that sucks. I cried too. Then you can't have dry chips. Yeah. I burst into tears and I got upstairs. My fiance was like, what's wrong? What's happened? I spilled my salsa.

Did you clean it up or just leave it there?

So it was an apartment. So I felt the need to like hose it away because otherwise there's, you know, So all these little chili things everywhere. Anyway.

That's the worst. I don't know what I'd cry more over, having to clean it up or the fact that I didn't have any salsa for my dried chips.

Yeah, it sucked all around. I bet.

That's a deserving thing to cry over. What's going on, Maddie?

Good morning. I was crying over preparing a raw chicken and cleaning one for my family while I was making dinner at my time of the month. and, I don't know, the emotions and how gross it felt to have my hand inside that chicken. Ew. Yeah.

Your hand is in the butthole, and while it's in that butthole, that emotion just got you.

It really, it was so gross.

By the way, that is the most unbelievable thing to know, that you cook a chicken for your entire family instead of just going out and buying one of those rotisserie ones in the deli section.

I was 12 or 13. Parents weren't home. I just, I had to do it.

12 or 13 and you were cooking? Right. That's amazing. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Chicken's probably nasty as hell. Yeah. 12 or 13. She didn't know what she was doing. You don't think so? Come on, Doc. Would you eat your 12 or 13-year-old sister? No, no. We was on a George Foreman grill at 12 or 13.

Oh, my God.

Those were great.

What happened to those?

Leah, what's up? They now become, you know what they're called now? They're called air fryers. That's what they're called now. Oh, that's right.

You're right, you're right.

What's up, Leah?

hello hi leah so i was pregnant and i had made dinner for my husband and i it was like sloppy joe's and the next day so i made it for the next day and the next day my husband was reheating it right just for a dinner and he was talking to his mom and she must have asked what he was doing and and he said he was making dinner, and I burst into tears so loud. And he was like, what is going on? I'm like, you didn't make dinner. You're just reheating dinner.

You will not, I will not give him credit. Oh, that's great. By the way, you started this thing off, and I'm like going, there's no way this lady cries. She sounds like she's a tough one, man. Oh, no, I cried. Oh, that's awesome. Oh, my God. Caitlin, what did you cry over?

So I, first time, long time. Hey! So I recently found out that in Australia, one of the gay penguins who raised a little chick together died. I was bawling my eyes out. My husband was like, are you okay? I was like, no, I'm not. Wait a second. Yeah, I read about that.

How did they know that the penguin was gay?

Because they were hooking up.

Really?

Yeah. They raised a baby together.

Wait, animals can be gay? Yes, they can. I didn't know that. It was Happy Feet. My dog Charlie's gay. Really? Yeah, he humps.

Bo, he humps. All white dogs.

I think dogs are... I'm telling you. I think they're bi. He's happy about it. I think dogs... Seriously.

i'm telling you i do i think the best thing you've ever said i think that they yeah

yeah all right well thank you for the call and i'm sorry to hear about the gay penguin

lena what did you cry over hello hi hey oh me it's my turn um first time long time all right so i was on my honeymoon we were in las vegas and my new husband and i so his money is my money now and vice versa uh we separated he was playing some crap i was playing the blackjack next thing i know i go to find him and i'm myself now i'm a little drunky drunk and uh find him and hear all the hooting and hollering and high fives and he's winning and he's won a couple grand and so we leave the casino to go have a nice dinner and I start to cry because he won and I didn't.

You wanted that poor bastard to go home broke, didn't you?

Well, I wanted to be the winner.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, okay. Well, remember, what's his is yours, and what's yours is yours, right?

Not anymore. What's mine is mine. Oh, there you go.

All right. By the way, did you know that animals are all gay? Or a pound.

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