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this uh gasparella this weekend it's a pirate festival in tampa and i have to be quite honest with you i have been to new orleans been there you know having fun with beads i've been to chicago for saint patrick's day that's always a great party this one guys put it on your to-do list might be the most fun thing that I've done. Yes. Kev, you would have loved it. First off, the people that are there, everybody's having a great time. And I can't believe I posted, I think I'm going to post it on Mojo in the Morning today, a duplicate of my post I did on my personal page, how proud I was of Joe and Jed and Ashley and Terry from The Joe Show. These guys worked their butts off, but it was amazing, this crowd. I have pictures that I took. it's all like 18 to 34 year old male females i thought i was at on a college campus with 300

000 people forgive me because i really don't know is it a parade and then what because i know there's the parade i know joe has a the joe show has a float in the parade but like what else is it

it's mardi gras with people dressed as pirates that's what it's like bar hopping it's it turns into the big parade with people out on the streets, and then they have pop-up bars and parties that go along the entire parade route. And then after the thing's over with, this is no joke, there's 300,000 plus people that are there. After the parade's over with, everybody just fills into all the different bars and places and stuff. It was insane. And you dress like a pirate. And people dress like pirates. Let's not forget that. By the way, Ashley nix is so wrong she said that black people don't dress up in costume for like events like this like for renaissance festivals there were so many great looking like i i'm telling you i saw black white hispanic asian i mean middle eastern i mean it was it was like everybody in the world was there it was crazy we need to go and people behaved and you know after that whole new orleans guy went crazy where he drove through the people they had so much security it was unreal yeah they had snipers on roofs and they had fbi you know trucks and i mean it was pretty crazy but um but it was fun so the the the day started with us going over to joe's boss's house uh tommy chuck who is joe's tony travato and we go to his house we had like a brunch and then everybody from the radio station walks over to the parade because he lives around the parade route nobody told me that i was going

to have to walk five miles it was probably five blocks jannon i got 20 some thousand steps are

you serious the whole day not not in that trip it was in first off i've never walked five miles in my life but they said that there's no because you can't they shut off the roads for security purposes, right? So we walk all over, you know, and I, and then here's the thing. There's 180 floats that are in this parade. Like picture the Thanksgiving parade in Detroit times like a billion. And I said to Tommy at one point, we're, we're down at the bottom, like we're at a 125. That's where we entered.

the street you know uh float 125 and i said oh i said you know so where's our float like what you know and i'm thinking he's gonna say like it's 100 or something like that he goes uh we're 27 oh early we're like early in the parade we start the parade off i'm not mad is that a bad thing i had to walk from 125 to one yes i had to have you ever been to any of you guys ever been to tampa florida yeah oh oh so we were along the uh the bay right there on uh is it hillsborough i don't even know what the street is called but it's a bay shore so so um so we're walking the entire thing chelsea one time when we came to visit joe goes wouldn't it be nice for us to walk the the and i go no it would not be nice there's nothing nice about walking so we get on the we get on the uh float we're throwing beads out to people like it was awesome i mean it was i mean people are screaming joe show like they're going crazy so it's kind of cool as as a dad you know you're watching the impact that you know your child has you know doing the same career that you do can we

have a moment really quickly can i ask you a question to totally be one of this when you're throwing beads all right are you throwing them aimlessly or are you picking oh i'm hoping that

people are showing their tatas okay like i'm people showing their tatas oh my god it was insane first off i had chelsea uh next to me so mom and joe and joe's on there going this is my mom's first gasparella and i'm like people are like throwing their tops and stuff like that it was crazy shannon of all ages too like i'm telling you there was 50 year old women showing off their boobs and then there's you know 20 year old girls throwing off their boobs yeah it's great have you guys ever done that? Megan, Shannon, KP, Lydia, have you guys ever... Do you think I've ever

showed my boobs to anybody?

I remember my first flashing. What? What'd you say? My first flashing. My dad and I, we went to a Lions game and we were walking past the tailgate and the girl was standing on top of what I believe was either F-150 or a Silverado and lifted up her shirt. My dad was looking at her and he looked at me and was like, yeah, I've got his first flashing! I'll never forget that.

I would never. I honestly, I think I would get laughed at.

At Faster Horses, I spun the wheel and it landed on show your tatas, but I couldn't do it. Why? I had to take like three shots instead. Everybody's got phones. Yeah, everyone's got phones. They'll record it, they'll post it. It's not just the people at Faster Horses are going to see it. It's everybody. Right.

I think it's smart not to do it. Like, I'll be honest with you. Like, my younger days, I've been like, ah, sure. Like, I'm like, put your top down. Like, I have now become that guy. Like, I'm like, I get in dad mode, you know? You'll run over with a hoodie, cover her up. Yeah. And then the 50-year-old woman, who, by the way, was a very attractive, you know, woman, showing her off. I'm like going, you got your kid standing next to you. She literally had, like, her 14-year-old son that looked like he was wearing his Little Lee hat.

Oh, my gosh.

It was just nuts. So let me tell you this story that happened at the end of the night. And you guys tell me what your thoughts are on this. So we go to someplace called the Tampa Club, which is the top of the Bank of America building in Tampa. It's the highest spot. It's like being on top of our Rensen in Detroit. Okay, the highest spot in town. And they have a club that's up there that's like a restaurant, you know, bar type thing. And that's where iHeart had their end of the night party. So Tommy Chalk was great. You know, he's got friends all over the place in this town. Tommy's their Tony. and he gets us up to this thing we all go up top to this thing and it's joe show everybody from you know all these people there they're there and they had food and drank and it was amazing we get a plate of food from like this buffet they had like it was pretty cool they had like short ribs and like uh they were cutting and slicing like a prime rib it was unbelievable like this spread they had and i'm sitting down and i'm eating next to nick wise do you remember nick wise used to work at station uh styles i'm sitting next to nick wise and we're talking and i look over in the side and chelsea and joe are sitting over in a corner there and joe's got his plate in front of him all of a sudden out of nowhere one of his sales reps this lady named michelle comes over with her fork and knife and starts cutting joe's meat what right there yeah has her fork and knife and starts cutting joe's meat and i look at joe's face and he looks like he at first i thought our sales department doesn't do that for us like like picture angel and we're out at a restaurant or something like that or alicia or carrie or whoever picture them walking up to my plate and just starting cutting my meat or kevin's or shannon or megan's and this woman is cutting the meat.

And I look at Joe, and he kind of looks like a little awkward. And I look at Chelsea, and she's kind of got this look on her face. But we just kind of like everybody does it, and the meat gets cut. And then Joe just starts eating. And after the night's over with, I said to Chelsea, I go, hey, can I ask you a question? She goes, yeah. I go, did I see what I thought I saw? And she goes, what's that? I said, did I see Joe's sales rep cutting his meat? And she goes, yeah, that was a little weird, wasn't it?

A little. So why?

I don't know. I think maybe she thought that he wasn't going to chew it up. We miss it.

No, she was real drunk.

I think she might have had a few. Yeah. First off, A, who cuts meat like that? You know what I mean? Is there anybody listening that cuts their meat for their man? You know what I mean? Maybe that's something that Michelle does for her husband or whatever. I don't know.

But Joe is not her husband. And why didn't Joe stop it?

Amen.

I think that Joe was just kind of like, maybe he was as surprised as, I don't know. You can't stop when somebody cutting your meat.

Yeah, you can.

Y'all let them cut. Do you know their number, Lydia? I know they're right down the hall from me, but can you call their hotline and we can ask Joe that question?

Yeah, give me one second.

Do you have the hotline number? Yeah, I do. Real quick, let me grab Brittany. Brittany, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. Hello, Brittany.

Oh, good morning. Hi, everybody. Hi, everybody. So I am actually, so I'm originally from Michigan, and I moved down here. I moved to the Tampa area. and now I'm over in Central Florida. But I've been to Gatsby before, and it is a freaking madhouse. Like, when I tell you, like, we all know how Renaissance Festival is for us up in Michigan, but, like, people go all out. Like, I had coworkers who were like, no, like, I got to start working on my thing. And I'm like, Gatsby just happened. What do you mean you have to work on your costume? No, no, no. I have to start from, like, all fresh. I have to make brand-new costumes. Like, we have to get all of this stuff. Like, they plan more than we plan to go to opening day.

It's wild.

Honestly, like, it is freaking wild. I'm trying to explain it to people who don't understand. And Shannon was right, which he said, it's like Mardi Gras, but, like, almost bigger than Mardi Gras. It's way bigger.

Like, I know New Orleans gets all the hype of Mardi Gras. I've been to New Orleans. I've never seen that many people in one place like this Gasparilla thing.

No, it is freaking chaos. And it is so much fun, but it is insanity.

I'd love it if we could get the show to hold broadcast live. Let's go. Real quick, the Joe Show is on with us right now. Tampa Bay's number one music station. What are they doing? Oh, they're going into a song right now.

He said he was going to keep me on a hold. Like he was going to talk to us.

Okay, maybe they'll pick up. That's a good song to play.

Hold on.

Hey, Joe. I can hear the music. Can you turn the music off?

How about now? Can you hear it? Yes, that's so much better.

Question for you. I have a question for you. I witnessed something at Gasparilla on Saturday that I wanted to ask you. I was talking to our listeners and Shannon and Megan and Kevin and everybody about. I noticed you had a sales rep by the name of Michelle, and she was cutting your meat. Can you explain to me, is that something that your sales department is trained to do? Because I have never had my sales department cut my meat for me.

Yeah, I don't know. That's it? That's such a wild story.

That is a wild story. Was she drunk or something, or what was the story? Because I saw her cutting her meat, and I thought, she's not cutting mine or Nick Wise's meat or Jed's meat. Why is it?

I don't even know what to say. I don't know what to say because, I don't know, I talked to Ashley about it this morning. Ashley was a gay, Ashley. So I'm in a very uncomfortable spot right now. I can't really speak what I genuinely believe because she's like Angel, right? Like I make a lot of money because of her. I don't make a lot of money if I don't have her. By the way, by a lot of money, I make like $7 because of her. But that's like I have – you guys would only get it. I have like seven endorsements with her. Okay. So I don't know what to say. So let her cut away. Here's the deal.

Tell her that I am ordering McDonald's big breakfast, and I would like her to come down to Studio G and cut my sausage.

What if she took the next step, though, and not only cut it, but then zoomed it into your mouth like an airplane? Would you have opened the garage doors to let it in? The garage door, hell. i don't i i don't see that's i don't know it was weird it was really weird i don't know what as long as you acknowledge it was a little weird that makes me feel better everybody was tiptoeing around

I'm like...

It put me in a very uncomfortable position. Yeah, I didn't...

You're smart, by the way. Money over... Take care of her. That's okay. That's all right. We'll talk to you later. Yeah.

Well, yeah. Great job, by the way. But also, while it was very funny to see Jed, he was eating with his fingers. So that was funny, but I don't even know. I'm trying to deflect now. I don't know.

Jed was eating... Guys, I'm not kidding you. Jed was eating like... He had a piece of meat sticking out of his mouth that was the most unreal thing.

It was the best piece of meat I've ever had, to tell you that much.

That's how pirates eat, like Jed was eating. Pirates. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He was a pirate. Well, I got to give out a cash keyword. Go ahead. I do, too. You came on our show to say it, so I'm going to say it. Add 93.3 FLZ is preset number one on the free iHeartRadio app. Thank you.

I plugged our show on there. There we go.

Real quick, give out the cash keyword. I'll call it after this.

I'll talk about this, but you can't podcast it. Oh, I don't do it then. I'll lose ratings off that. Pay is the word. Pay. Pay is the word for the cash contest this hour. Pay. P-A-Y. It is.

Actually, people can hear you right now. And thank you, Dad. Yeah, so the cash keyword right now, a little throwback for you. We love that throwback. All right. The keyword is, all right, bye, guys.

Bye. See you. Real quick. Hold on. Chris, what's up, Chris? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. What's going on?

she wanted to talk to joe and once joe hung up she did oh really okay chris hung up all right

carlos carlos question carlos as a man is there anything better than having a woman cut your food up for you i'm joking i hate when that i hate when the restaurant cuts my food like have you ever had that have you ever ordered a steak and they try to get fancy and they cut the steak for

you don't cut my steak well actually i was in a restaurant of big boys and i had um i got a steak when i was over with my dad and i was talking to the waitress about it she actually went over there

and started cutting my meat for me no she did not wow the waitress at big boy cut your meat that is

service yeah i was we're kind of flirting with each other and i just talked about something about cutting the meat okay could you do this for me she actually started doing well that's why you guys were being flirty there there is something one thing i do i want to talk about when you guys talking about um people uh showing their their tatas i was at uh i took my sons years ago to heat beach and my my second oldest was sitting there by the dive board i kept wondering why he was away from us because why he's over there he just pointed at the dive board i saw a girl walk up there this her shirt up and then something to the water and two three other women did the same thing i said oh that's why you're over here because he was he had a big big smile on his That is funny.

Oh, my God. There is nothing better than when you're a boy and you see your first boobies. And you know what? Forever, I bet you he wanted to go to that beach on vacations, didn't he?

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's great. My first time I've ever seen it, my dad went to pick up some food. And we're at one side of the place. And a woman walked by with no shirt on. I guess it was a strip club. I wasn't sure. I was a kid at the time. She walks into the room, went to the jukebox, put some money in there, and pushed the song and walked back. I'm just like, uh...

My jaw dropped, my eyes just bugging right out. Your dad took you to a strip club?

Well, I guess he ordered some food because he was at work. How many people... When we just walked by, like, talk about drooling, my eyes bugging out. Yeah, that was me.

I wonder, that's kind of an interesting one. I wonder how many strip clubs will allow you to bring your kids for a lunch. Like, if you can just go and eat lunch there. I can't imagine. No, they'd lose their liquor license. Alright, gotta take a break. Wait, one second, one second. Sorry.

Sorry, the caller on line one, she's just so good.

Pick her up. Alright, hold on. What is your name? Caller on line number one. Hello. Hi. What's your name? What's your... Are you there?

No. Damn it.

What was she saying, Lydia?

She got a $1,000 tip. it was like a guy's fetish for cutting up steak. So he ran just to cut his steak up. I'm in the wrong business.

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