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She DoorDashed to Kev's House
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She DoorDashed to Kev's House

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February 24, 2025 | 00:11:14 | Leisure

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00:02:19 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 5:

All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Kevin, one of the best parts of this radio show has been Kevin's dating life because it has been bringing us so many fun stories. Fun, I mean, what the hell are you doing, Kevin?

00:02:33 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 6:

Facts. Sometimes I wonder that about myself, to be honest with you.

00:02:37 - 00:02:38 | Speaker 5:

But it's okay.

00:02:38 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 6:

You're going through a stage right now. Am I? Is this just a season in my life? It is a season. Well, look, man, so I had a chick come over, and it got late. She spent the night. I knew her, though, so this wasn't like some rando that I just allow in my career. That's not how I get down. My mama raised me better than that. So the girl stay over, and this was a Friday night. Had a long Friday, so I was really enjoying my rest in that there bed. And when I woke up, within about five or ten minutes, I hear my doorbell ring. And I'm like, what? She's like, oh, I got some DoorDash. I was like, all right. Rest your motif with the woot. I'm like, she know where the front door at. You know what I'm saying? Go get your food. So I know somebody has not respect for, you know. So she get her food. I get back in the bed. She come back upstairs. I'm like, hmm, what'd you get? So I just got a breakfast sandwich and like a smoothie. I was like, oh, did you get me? I was just saying just one. She got one, bro. Singular. She didn't buy me anything. She didn't ask you if you wanted anything.

00:03:51 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 2:

Oh, wait. Was this because she had to pay for her own parking?

00:03:54 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 6:

but i still don't like that now when you said this now one of the things because i asked her about it because i was a little tight on this i'm like bro you're gonna come over to my crib and like not buy me anything she'll say one i didn't want to wake you up i'm like okay i get

00:04:13 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 4:

that but still but still then you still you order something discretionary exactly i'm like exactly

00:04:18 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 6:

but like we talked about earlier let's validate your your feelings sure you didn't want to wake me up and i appreciate that because i was sleeping hard you put it on me last night like let me get my z's in you know so don't wake me up but i like eggs i like bacon and toast you can get the most basic thing just get something she's like i didn't really know what you wanted to get i didn't want to ask you anything then what do i look like going and cooking in your refrigerator if you did have stuff then that would look weird i'm like i get all of that but you still don't show up to somebody else's house, order a DoorDash, and then don't buy them anything.

00:04:49 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 1:

I agree with you. Party foul. So rude.

00:04:53 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

My relating to this story is based on if anybody in my house were to order a DoorDash and not ask anybody

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 6:

else in the house hey can i get you something like i think even in our studio i was gonna say

00:05:05 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 1:

this happens in our studio um where like i like we usually will do a group order yeah

00:05:13 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 6:

and everybody's good about it right every we're all it's always like hey i'm doing a starbucks anybody want anything and everybody will you know we'll throw their thing in there yeah i can't believe that she first off i i if you you know even were sleeping i would think that she would

00:05:28 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 5:

at least get you something something like the same breakfast sandwich you got and let me say oh i didn't like this but i appreciate it thank you so much you can't just door dash something in my house and then not get me anything and expect just to go through like did you share this with her that you were upset about it and then later today because she was chilling for a little minute i'm a i'm air fryer daddy chicken breast chicken tenderloins welcome to the party season to perfection seasoned them up made me one off of caesar salad she looking like where's mine i'm like doordash it oh kevin that's me okay that's party foul on you i did do that on purpose this

00:06:03 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 6:

is this is the road you've paved let's drive all right hold on 844 mojo live real quick i just wanted a couple quick uh uh you know comments from you guys was she rude for doing what she did to kevin by ordering the doordash and not asking if he won anything is kevin equally as rude for doing what he did by retaliating and the third question do we all think kevin's not good in bed because if he was good in bed she would have gotten herself why why do i have this feeling that's the easy one what do i why do i have this feeling that this girl feels like you're not worth a meal because you didn't work yourself up enough i'm not even worth a sandwich that's crazy what did she what did she where'd she get it from did she uh she said something calling the island or something that's crazy i couldn't by the way i find it funny when people will come to my house and a lot of times it my my house is a summer house because you know we uh live on the water i think people come to my house and when they come to house and they'll door dash to my house like i think don't should you ask permission like that like hey i'm gonna order a pizza or i'm

00:07:07 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 4:

gonna i feel way more comfortable door dashing myself food than asking you to make me something

00:07:11 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 6:

But it is kind of weird all of a sudden when a random dude comes walking to our backyard.

00:07:16 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 1:

I think you ask if you're at somebody's house.

00:07:19 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 5:

Because if you were to leave and just say, like, hey, I'm about to go to McDonald's real quick, you would make that announcement. You wouldn't just leave randomly out of nowhere. Bro-Cal.

00:07:27 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 6:

Is that how you pronounce it? Is that how I pronounce it? Yeah, that is. Bro-Cal?

00:07:32 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. All right. Yeah, that's literally my government name.

00:07:38 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 6:

What do you think about this? Do you think that that girl was rude to do this to Kev?

00:07:41 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 4:

okay so like i have some neurodivergency and i personally would not play russian roulette with trying to guess what you would want because i'm not going to buy something if you're not going to eat it um and i don't know so i personally wouldn't do it unless i knew exactly what you

00:08:00 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 1:

wanted but that's when then i just order two of what i'm getting so in the event that you don't

00:08:05 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 4:

want it i will eat it i exactly i'll do that too or like a drink or something like that but I don't know how well she knows Kevin or how well they know Kevin.

00:08:14 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 6:

If she's having sex with the guy, she should know what kind of food he likes. What is going on? I don't know. I just think that I get it. You might have an allergy, a food allergy or something. What's going on, Chrissy? Hi.

00:08:28 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 2:

Hi. So I was thinking maybe she didn't order Kevin breakfast because she didn't think he worked up an appetite the night before. Exactly.

00:08:37 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 6:

Now you're speaking my language, Chrissy. She was up. I was asleep. Something's wrong there. Monica, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. We're going to call this girl DoorDash girl. What's happening? DBG.

00:08:50 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 3:

Okay. Well, I feel like there's a difference between intent here. Because the girl, it seems like her intentions were not, like, malicious in any way. It was just like, oh, he's sleeping. I don't want to bother him, but I'm hungry. Maybe she thought he was going to sleep a little bit longer.

00:09:08 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 6:

But don't you think breakfast in bed would have been kind of a sexy thing for her to do?

00:09:13 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 3:

Well, yeah, but, you know, that's our opinion.

00:09:19 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 6:

Listen, I think that there's probably two sides to this story, and we're only hearing Kevin's side.

00:09:23 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 5:

No, it's not that situation.

00:09:25 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 6:

But I do find it interesting, though, that this story comes, like Megan said, what, a week after Kevin had the parking girl come to the house. It does make me wonder. Dating Kevin costs money. It's the same girl?

00:09:38 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 5:

It's the same girl.

00:09:40 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 6:

Okay, exactly. Megan was right. Ding, ding, ding. But why?

00:09:43 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 5:

I don't think the two are connected.

00:09:45 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 6:

If you don't pay her parking, she's not paying your DoorDash. That's crazy. Misfit Victor, what did you want to say to your favorite Kevin?

00:09:52 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 1:

What's up, Victor? Hey, good morning, guys. I was actually calling to talk about the naked dad.

00:10:00 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 4:

You know, this is just complete and utter disrespect on her part. You know, I was in New York one time, and I was staying with my cousin at a hotel. And I got in the shower. He's like, I'll be right back. And he walks out. I get out of the shower. He comes back with the biggest cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee, and he's chowing on a bagel. I said, did you get me anything? Well, I didn't know what you'd like. I said, you don't ask. You don't call. Like, just grab a donut or anything, a cup of coffee.

00:10:29 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 9:

Would you have wanted him to walk in on you showering and say, hey, do you want a donut?

00:10:34 - 00:10:45 | Speaker 4:

Absolutely. I mean, I would want him to squat my back, you know. At least bring me a charcuterie board while I'm in the shower. I don't know.

00:10:47 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 9:

Here's my thing with Kevin. I think there's more to the story, and we only are going to get the truth of this if we get this girl on with us.

00:10:54 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 8:

It's really not more to the story.

00:10:56 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 9:

The parking girl slash DoorDash girl needs to call us up here. What's up, Kevin? Listener Kevin. Hi, Kevin.

00:11:04 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 10:

Hey, how we doing today? Good. What's up? Hey, I just wanted to text in. First of all, first time, long time.

00:11:11 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 7:

Hey, Kevin on the phone.

00:11:14 - 00:11:29 | Speaker 10:

Appreciate that. Hey, Kev, I did have to text in and say you messed up a wild round, too, all because you didn't want to throw another chicken tender in the air fryer. that sounds a little petty now you could have got something real good there

00:11:29 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 9:

that is great that's such a good call what's up amanda how you doing what's going on hi amanda hey hey mojo how are you great we're doing good we're going over time today we were off last week so we're gonna have some fun what's going on we are super happy to have you back so i

00:11:51 - 00:12:03 | Speaker 6:

just texting to say that that girl is definitely rude she could have ordered something extremely basic and any man's more than likely going to eat it no matter what thank you that is true justice for kev yeah

00:12:03 - 00:12:16 | Speaker 9:

and tim last call what's up tim hey how's it going mojo good buddy what's going on breakfast in bed

00:12:16 - 00:12:23 | Speaker 5:

It's more of a, like, relationship type thing. And Kevin made it clear last week that he ain't really looking for a relationship. He's trying to hook up.

00:12:24 - 00:12:30 | Speaker 8:

What's a DoorDash egg sandwich? I agree with you, though.

00:12:30 - 00:12:33 | Speaker 5:

I mean, you wouldn't let a girl stay last week.

00:12:34 - 00:12:37 | Speaker 8:

I'm telling you. Is this the same girl you kicked out? You're catching me.

00:12:39 - 00:12:39 | Speaker 7:

Yeah.

00:12:40 - 00:12:40 | Speaker 8:

The funny.

00:12:41 - 00:12:47 | Speaker 11:

Oh, this poor girl is hanging on for dear life. She's expecting a lot out of her with nothing in return. No, we're good.

00:12:48 - 00:13:03 | Speaker 9:

The funny thing is, my single buddies, I have two guys that are single right now, they said that their best way of getting second and third dates is they actually will send Ubers and give Ubers back home to the girls. Kevin, you are not a classy guy.

00:13:03 - 00:13:13 | Speaker 8:

She can drive. Look, she lived 35 minutes away. I'm not about to send her no Uber. She made the choice to come. Then you can't even give her parking to tap off on that last one.

00:13:13 - 00:13:19 | Speaker 6:

I can't even give her a chicken tender or a cutlet. She can't go out and drink and have fun because she's got to drive home. She gets more than that.

00:13:19 - 00:13:23 | Speaker 8:

She can drink here. The liquor is provided, so is the good time.

00:13:23 - 00:13:29 | Speaker 9:

You are a wonderful man, but you ain't worth 35 minutes. All right, take a break.

00:13:29 - 00:13:31 | Speaker 8:

I may not last 35 minutes, but I'm worth it.

00:13:31 - 00:13:33 | Speaker 9:

Oh, you're so full. Now I know you're lying.

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