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All right, it is mojo in the morning. I love some of the group texts that I am in because some of them are so immature for a group of guys that are in their 30s, 40s, 50s.

Is this one of your golf group chats?

This is actually a, yes, one of them. I have a couple of those, and I've got a couple of guys that I grew up with, and I've got a guys in radio group chat.

How nerdy is that one?

The guys in radio group chat are people that you know. There's people that are part of it. Woody from The Woody Show. My son Joe is in one of them. There's some other people that probably want to go in nameless. But this particular one is a group of people that lately we've been using lots of gifts and sending lots of those pictures, those goofy pictures that will be available if you go into your images. What is it called? Hashtag images or whatever the deal is. Is that what it is on the thing? I never know if it's GIF or GIFs or what is it called?

Well, it's actually GIFs, but nobody says that.

So it is GIFs?

And you're weird if you don't.

Because now they call them images on there. So you go in there and you look for something that associates to it. And this is the one in particular. I've been looking at dog ones lately because we found out that one of the guys that is in this one group chat that I'm in is dating a girl. and he admitted to all of us that the girl that he is dating who seems like a normal person until she did this has a dog and when she feeds her dog at night she puts the food down on the floor so that the dog can eat it in the dog's bowl yeah but doesn't want the dog to feel like the dog is there eating by itself so she gets her plate of food and then sits down on the floor and eats with the dog when the dog is eating that's weird and he realized this when he came over to her house to have food with her and she got down on the floor and started eating on the floor and wanted him to come sit down on the floor and he said yeah i don't think i'm gonna do that that's weird would you would you uh for a girl you've met you've got some good-looking girls in your life if she was how good-looking did she have to be to get you on the floor to eat down there on

the floor with the dog that's not the kind of doggy style i'm looking for yeah i could see you doing it though nah i mean maybe once are you not a dog maybe once just out of like the fun of it but once

after that early in the relationship when when first day that's it get it bro let's get on here You put your best foot forward, don't you, on that particular side?

Of course, I'm the perfect person. It seems like something stupid to do, but after a while, like, get off the floor, bro. It's dirty down here.

I'm not a big dog guy. Shannon, I know you got a million dogs. Do you ever feel like your dogs are lonely when they're eating and you want to go down on the floor with them?

I feel slightly attacked here because- You do this? So I'm the one that feeds the dogs. As soon as I get home from here, I feed all three dogs. and I eat lunch as well and it's only me in the house so there are maybe more times than not that I will sit with my back on the floor with my back against the cupboards and I will eat my lunch on

the floor oh come on oh come on we need a picture ASAP

I probably do it like 50% of the time.

Come on. Why are you down on the floor?

I don't know. We're going to start sending these to you now. I haven't seen them all morning. Companion shoot. So like Bo will eat his food, a little bit of food, and then he'll come over and he'll want to get pet and then he'll go back and eat some more food. And I don't know. I feel kind of guilty that I haven't been with them all day. So that's my interaction.

But don't you think that the dog is eating by him, like enjoying eating?

Oh, they missed me.

Really? So the dog missed you so much that you've got to get down on the floor and you've got to eat with the dog.

I feel like you're making it sound weird, like I'm eating my food like the dog's eating its food. I'm literally just sitting. Do y'all have conversation? No, I'm usually on my phone, but I'm there.

Here is some of the ones. by the way when the when you and Wes have uh love making time when you have the love making time do you feel like you have to go down on the floor for the dog to be able to here's the one I just sent to the guy I sent it in our group chat right now this is uh Shannon and one of her dogs I mean

so Bo thinks that he is human and he does if there's an extra seat at the table he will sometimes just sit in a seat and just watch all of us eat dinner oh my god i have the weirdest your dogs sit in one of your seats at the kitchen if there if if there is an empty seat bo will get up in that seat and just sit there i have so many pictures of that brocal what's up hi i was just

saying i hope she never settles because she's going to find a man that is going to make a spot

at the table for that dog oh come on bro cal come on come on oh also first time long time you're just joking right you don't mean it seriously you don't think no no i'm absolutely

serious because any man that's willing to be with a woman and not subtle he's gonna make it right

for her that is the most insane thing ever that she's getting down on the floor to eat with the

dog well that's why i said the man would make a spot for at the table i well and put the dog up

at the table like shannon does with her dogs exactly i don't put him there he just gets up there well don't you ever like get your dogs and say down i mean yes but sometimes i hate when the dogs are in the same room with us when we're eating because the whole time i wish mine you

know well they're they are in every room that i'm in all the time they're they're constantly at my

feet because they know i'm going to drop something so they're kind of looking for something there and then they're like touching your toes and stuff like that i don't like it interesting i don't like henry does this whenever chelsea and i chelsea and i tape our podcast at our kitchen table he can tell that we're there for a while and gets very jealous so he pretends like he has to go outside to go pee and i'll ring his bell that's on the door and i know he doesn't have to go pee and so he'll just sit there he wants to get our attention because he's all upset that we're

spending so much time together yeah aaron what's up hey i'll just saying that um i sometimes sit on the floor but i have cats and and it's the other way around they'll actually uh look at me funny and leave and i'll be there by myself just eating my lunch and dinner it's weird bro do you

think your cats ever look at you and go what is this middle-aged guy doing with me you know what i mean every day yeah what's up alan how you doing hey what's up mojo what's going on hey first time

what's up you're talking about you're talking about this girl that sits down on the floor and eats dinner with her dog yes so when you guys started talking about this i thought you guys we're going to say something real weird, like she, like, eats his food or something. And then you said that's all she's doing. Bro, if she's cute and I got a shot, I will sit there. I will enjoy a full three-course meal with her.

Come on. Come on. Really? Come on, man.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on. Especially if she cooks it. Oh, yeah.

So you'll do anything for a piece of ass, won't you?

I'm not eating her dog food, but yeah. What about her cat food? Oh, no, no, no. I can't do the fish.

Wait, can you date a girl with cats? Because to me, that was a thing that I couldn't do. I could never date a girl that had cats.

Well, I have a cat. I'm single now, but I have a cat that me and my ex got when we were together, and she's cool. Cats are fine.

Cats are okay. It depends on how hot she is. I just, for some reason, and no offense to any cat owners, because I know cat owners get mad at me whenever I say this thing. I just feel like cats bring up a whole different set of circumstances with the owners. What do you mean? I don't know.

I mean, for the most part, cats are chill. They're just a little weird is all.

Yeah, like dog owners, like dogs are loyal, where cats aren't.

always feel like the the owners of them are just like they're animals like you know don't give a crap that's all they don't care what you do right and that's how i feel like the relationship would be with a girl that has girls who own cats aren't loyal i just feel like they just don't give a crap i don't know damn yeah that's a crazy take like a hot take tuesday like at any moment they're just gonna leave me what's up jen hi hey how's it going good what's going on i was just gonna say

My best friend in the world, she hand-feeds her dog ground beef with organic butter, like, every night. Oh, my God.

What about, does she have a man in her life?

Organic butter. She does, and he just goes along with it. It's so funny.

Oh, my God. I'll tell you, if she feed him organic butter, I better have to pick it a litter for what I'm eating. Jay, what's up, Jay?

Hey, what's going on? So one time, me and this girl were, you know, doing it, and she said her dogs were in the room. So she kept saying, lay down, lay down. I thought she was talking to me, so I laid down.

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