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She Eats with The Dog
Mojo In The Morning

She Eats with The Dog

from Mojo In The Morning

May 20, 2025 | 00:09:55 | Leisure

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world cup 2026 all right it is mojo in the morning i love i love some of the group texts that i am in because uh some of them are so like immature for a group of guys that are in their 30s 40s

00:01:51 - 00:01:53 | Speaker 1:

Is this one of your golf group chats?

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This is actually a, yes, one of them. I have a couple of those, and I've got a couple of, like, guys that I grew up with, and I've got a guys in radio group chat.

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How nerdy is that one?

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The guys in radio group chat are people that you know. There's people that are part of it. Woody from The Woody Show, and my son Joe is in one of them, And, uh, there's, uh, some, you know, some other people that probably want to go in aimless, but, um, this particular one is a group of people that lately we've been using, uh, lots of, uh, gifts and sending lots of, uh, those pictures, those goofy pictures of, uh, that, they, you know, will be available if you go into your images, what is it called? Hashtag images or whatever the deal is. Is that what it is on a thing? I never know if it's GIFs or GIFs or what does it call them?

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Well, it's actually GIFs, but nobody says that.

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So it is GIFs?

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You're weird.

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Because now they call them images on there. So you go in there and you look for something that associates to it. And this is the one in particular. I've been looking at dog ones lately because we found out that one of the guys that is in this one group chat that I'm in is dating a girl. and he admitted to all of us that the girl that he is dating who seems like a normal person until she did this has a dog and when she feeds her dog at night she puts the food down on the floor so that the dog can eat it in the dog's bowl yeah but doesn't want the dog to feel like the dog is there eating by itself, so she gets her plate of food and then sits down on the floor and eats with the dog when the dog is eating. That's weird. And he realized this when he came over to her house to have food with her and she got down on the floor and started eating on the floor and wanted him to come sit down on the floor and he said, eh, I don't think I'm going to do that. That's weird. Would you, Would you, for a girl, you've got some good-looking girls in your life. How good-looking did she have to be to get you on the floor, to eat down there on the floor with the dog?

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That's not the kind of doggy style I'm looking for.

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I could see you doing it, though. Nah. I mean, maybe once. Are you not a doggy? Maybe once.

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Maybe once just out of the fun of it. Once. After that. Early in the relationship. First day. That's it. Forget it, bro. Let's get on here.

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You put your best foot forward, don't you, on that particular side?

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I'm the perfect person. It seems like something stupid to do, but after a while, like, get off the floor, bro. It's dirty down there.

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I'm not a big dog guy. Shannon, I know you got a million dogs. Do you ever feel like your dogs are lonely when they're eating and you want to go down on the floor with them?

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I feel slightly attacked here because— You do this? So I'm the one that feeds the dogs. As soon as I get home from here, I feed all three dogs. and I eat lunch as well. And it's only me in the house. So there are maybe more times than not that I will sit with my back on the floor with my back against the cupboards and I will eat my lunch on the floor.

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Oh, come on. Oh, come on. We need a picture ASAP.

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I probably do it like 50% of the time.

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Come on. Why are you down on the floor?

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I don't know. We're going to start sending these to you now. But I haven't seen them all morning. Companion shoot. So like Bo will eat his food, a little bit of food, and then he'll come over and he'll want to get pet and then he'll go back and eat some more food. And I don't know. I feel kind of guilty that I haven't been with them all day. So that's my interaction.

00:05:39 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 2:

But don't you think that the dog is eating by him, like enjoying eating?

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No, they missed me.

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Really? So the dog missed you so much that you got to get down on the floor and you've got to eat with the dog.

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I feel like you're making it sound weird. Like I'm eating my food, like the dog's eating its food. I'm literally just sitting. Do y'all have conversation? no, I'm usually on my phone, but I'm there.

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Here is, uh, here, here's some of the ones, by the way, when the, when you and Wes have, uh, lovemaking time, when you have the lovemaking time, do you feel like you have to go down on the floor for the dog to be able to? Here's the one I just sent to the guy. I sent it in our group chat right now. This is a Shannon and one of her dogs.

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I mean, so Bo thinks that he is human, and he does, if there's an extra seat at the table, he will sometimes just sit in a seat and just watch all of us eat dinner. Oh, my God. I have the weirdest.

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Your dogs sit in one of your seats at the kitchen table.

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If there is an empty seat, Bo will get up in that seat and just sit there. I have so many pictures of that.

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Bro-Cal, what's up?

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Hi. I was just saying, I hope she never settles, because she's going to find a man that is

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going to make a spot at the table for that dog oh come on bro cal come on come on oh also first time long time you're just joking right you don't mean it seriously you don't think no no i'm

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absolutely serious because any man that's willing to be with a woman and not subtle he's going to

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make it right for her that is the most insane thing ever that she's getting down on the floor

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to eat with the dog well that's why i said the man would make a spot for at the table i well

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and put the dog up at the table like shannon does with her dogs exactly i don't put him there he just gets up there well don't you ever like get your dogs and say down i mean yes but sometimes i hate when the dogs are in the same room with us when we're eating because the whole time i wish

00:07:43 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 1:

mine you know well they're they are in every room that i'm in all the time they're they're constantly

00:07:49 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 2:

at my feet because they know i'm going to drop something so they're kind of looking for something there and then they're like touching your toes and stuff like that i don't like it interesting i don't like henry does this whenever chelsea and i chelsea and i tape our podcast at our kitchen table he can tell that we're there for a while and gets very jealous so he pretends like he has to go outside to go pee and he'll ring his bell that's on the door and i know he doesn't have to go pee and so he'll just sit there he wants to get our attention because he's all upset that

00:08:17 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 4:

we're spending so much time together yeah aaron what's up hey i'll just saying that um i sometimes sit on the floor but i have cats and and it's the other way around they'll actually uh look at me funny and leave and i'll be there by myself just eating my lunch or dinner it's weird bro do you

00:08:40 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 2:

think your cats ever look at you and go what is this middle-aged guy doing with me you know what i mean every day yeah what's up alan how you doing hey what's up mojo what's going on hey

00:08:55 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 5:

first time long time what's up you're talking about you're talking about this girl that sits down on the floor and eats dinner with her dog yes so when you guys started talking about this I thought you guys were going to say something real weird, like she, like, eats his food or something. And then you said that's all she's doing. Bro, if she's cute and I got a shot, I will sit there. I will enjoy a full three-course meal with her.

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Come on. Come on. It's like a reservation for three. Come on, man.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on. Especially if she cooks it. Oh, yeah.

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So you'll do anything for a piece of ass, won't you?

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I'm not eating her dog food, but yeah. What about her cat food? Oh, no, no, no. I can't do the fish. No.

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Wait, can you date a girl with cats? Because to me, that was a thing that I couldn't do. I could never date a girl that had cats.

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Well, I have a cat. I'm single now, but I have a cat that me and my ex got when we were together, and she's cool. Cats are fine.

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Cats are okay. It depends on how hot she is. I just, for some reason, and no offense to any cat owners, because I know cat owners get mad at me whenever I say this thing. I just.

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 7:

feel like cats bring up a whole different set of circumstances with the uh with the owners

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i just i don't know i mean i mean for the most part cats are chill they're just a little weird

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is all yeah cat cat oh like dog owners like dogs are loyal where cats aren't and i always feel like the the owners of them are just like their animals like cats just don't give a crap that's all they don't care what you do right and that's how i feel like the relationship would be with a girl You're saying girls who own cats aren't loyal? I just feel like they just don't give a crap. I don't know. Damn. Yeah. That's a crazy take. That's a hot take Tuesday. Like at any moment, they're just going to leave me. What's up, Jen? Hi.

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Hey, how's it going?

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Good. What's going on?

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I was just going to say my best friend in the world, she hand feeds her dog ground beef with organic butter like every night. Oh, my God.

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What about, does she have a man in her life?

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Organic butter. She does, and he just goes along with it. It's so funny.

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Oh, my God. I'll tell you, if she feed him organic butter, I better have to pick it a litter for what I'm eating right. Jay, what's up, Jay?

00:11:12 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 1:

Hey, what's going on? So, one time, me and this girl were, you know, doing it, and she said her dogs were in the room. So, she kept saying, lay down, lay down. I thought she was talking to me. That's great.

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