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Mojo on the morning show. Can you guess which member of the show got kicked out of a club this weekend? Well, I'm going to say that it's got to be either KP or Lydia, because I think they might be the only ones that are hanging out in clubs. You're not hanging out in clubs, are you, Shannon? I have not hung out in a club in a while. It's been a long time. Yeah. I think the last club, what's the club in Novi we used to do Friday nights with Ashley? 29. Yes. 29 Night Club. I think that might be the last time I've been in a club. Although I would think I might have been in a Vegas club like in the last couple of years.
I made poor choices at 29 one night.
Yeah, that was actually a fun night, Friday nights at 29. We need to get back on the club scene and get the stations out at clubs so we can hang out there again. But Lydia, you were in a New York City club?
I was, yeah. So me and my best friends went to a club in New York where we were at this past Saturday. And well, we wanted to take a breather. So the club was downstairs and we took a walk up the stairs and we were just hanging out in the lobby where we met some other girls who are coincidentally from Detroit as well. And as we were all talking and having a good time, the bouncer walks over and he was like, can you guys keep your voices down or you can go back downstairs and my friend looked at him wait keep your voices down at a club yeah but we were in the lobby I don't know what his deal was but we were in New York so I'm not going to question anything a bouncer says there my friend takes a look at him and she goes why don't you be quiet or you go downstairs the look on his face was like he was ready to just rile up on her because he looks at her and he goes get the f out of here and she starts laughing she's like you're joking he's like nope out of here and i'm looking at him with these puppy dog eyes because i didn't do anything wrong why me did he throw you guys out legitimately like throw you guys out oh yeah he he moved his hands up against our backs but didn't touch us and he was just like you know it was like the light showing you and showing you the door yep and he pushed us right out and they closed they closed the double doors right behind It felt like, you know, when you're actually seeing a movie of somebody getting kicked out of a club.
First off, Shannon brings up a really interesting point. What was he trying to keep you to be quiet from? You're in a club. Or was it the pre-crazy club?
noise, you know, the music and DJs and all the rest of that stuff. I think
it's also seeing or hearing a group of girls going, ha ha ha ha ha, like the whole time. Like, I feel like he's just ready to go home. At that point, it was already 1.30. The club was going to close. Was it in, like, the
basement of a hotel or something? No. Is that why he was asking you to be quiet? No. No. That's so
weird. So it wasn't, like, one of those, like, fancy, um, what the hell are they called? Like a speakeasy.
Speakeasy, yeah. No. It wasn't anything like that. I don't know why I don't believe you. Why? There's got to be something more. What are you thinking they did? I don't know. I'm wondering if you guys were already blitzed. No, I wasn't blitzed. She really wasn't blitzed either. But she is a loud talker. And the group of girls that we were with had to be drunk. So I think it was more of them, but it was the commentary that my friend made. Right, just the talking back. Upset him, yeah.
You know what's amazing is that I didn't think girls ever got kicked out of clubs.
I've been kicked out of a club. Really? Yes. Oh, my God. told this story before if you've ever been to key west florida you know the place i'm talking about it's called sloppy joe's it's like famous and i was my the guy that i was there with was picking me up and spinning me around and my high heels were hitting people on the dance floor and they gave us a warning to stop doing it and i think we well i know we kept doing it and so same thing they ushered us just right out the front door and that was it we weren't allowed back they basically
told you that you could not be
We were being annoying. Spinning around. By the way. I mean, my high heels were literally hitting people. I get it. I kind of understand that. I deserved it. Yes. What? But it got me kicked out. Oh, okay.
Alright, is there anybody, are there any other girls that are listening to the show, women that are listening to the show, who have ever been kicked out of a club and what's the craziest reason why you got kicked out of a club? 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 is the telephone number or text 9550 Zero, zero. Like, I'm thinking if you're a girl, you can't get kicked out of a club because all you do is just flirt. Because most of the bouncers or the security people are men. They're not, you know, women I could see kicking women out of a club. I don't see a guy kicking a woman out of a club unless they're so drunk that they're afraid you're going to hurt yourself in there. Your name is, pronounce it for me, it's spelled phonetically Louie?
Yes, Louie.
Louie. What's up, Louie?
Nothing much. We went a night out a couple months ago, and we got me and my brother going to the bathroom, and we were talking, apparently loud. And the guy came in, he was like, do you guys talk loud? You need to lower it, I'll kick you guys out. I'm like, seriously? He's like, yeah, seriously. And we continued talking, and it was the same thing. and he kicked us out.
Really? So you can get kicked out of the club for being too loud?
I'm being too loud. Or maybe drunk loud?
Ah, that's what it is. That's it. That's what I said. Like obnoxiously drunk loud. Yeah. What's up, Nicole?
Hi. Me and my sister, we were like club hopping, you know, and we got up to this one bar and we tried to walk in and they were like, uh, no, you can't come in.
Why do you think that they didn't want you guys in there? Did you guys look in trouble?
I mean, my, no, my sister, she was kind of just, like, a little bit, a little bit messed up, and she tripped while she was walking up, so I think that's why they were like, no. Oh, yeah. She, like, tripped as she was walking in.
So she...
So she was like, no. Well, they figured you guys were already...
Drunk. ...beyond intoxicated and didn't want you.
She was. I wasn't. I was so mad at her. I was like, no, Rachel, like, come on, keep yourself together. And she's just like, oh, no.
That I understand because then they get, it doesn't make a difference.
They don't want you barfing.
Yeah.
They don't want you causing problems.
They also, if you get really, if she gets really bad, it doesn't reflect on the clubs that you were at before or the bars you were drinking at before. It reflects on where you were just at because they can say, that's where you got bad. Mike, what's happening? And we're talking about how Lydia from our show got kicked out of the club. And we're getting a bunch of texts from women that say that they've been kicked out of clubs before. I never knew that that could happen. What's up?
Yeah, actually, conveniently, I was at a club. It was a country club in the U.S. And my friends and I had a whole limo party, a whole thing going on. And sure enough, one of my buddies told me, hey, yo, try dancing on the table. Let's see the Lucky Shuffle. And all of a sudden I jumped up on the table and I started dancing on the table. And sure enough, like four guys came over and just kind of dragged me out of there.
Yeah, but you were at a country club.
Obviously you're getting kicked out
Yeah but I was on the table
You know it's funny But a girl could get on the table and start dancing And they would just ask her to get down Guys you're out of here
They completely get out of proportion
That's what I'm saying I'm telling you girls would do that all the time Where you'd get up on the decorative places there Like the platforms and start dancing
At a country club?
No at any kind of club But in a country club I've seen that before I remember going to the Wild West, which was a place in Arizona, and the girls are like, the girls could do anything there.
Yeah, I did.
They can get away with it.
I was at a bachelorette party in Miami a few years ago and jumped off of the back of a booth and tried to make it into a champagne bucket. It didn't get me kicked out, but I did sprain my ankle really badly.
But it did fracture your ankle, which was not good.
But I made it.
Justin, what bar in Grand Rapids did you get kicked out of?
I called it The Bob, right? Just right downtown?
Yep, I know it well, yeah.
It was like, this was so many years ago, but it was like a 21st birthday party. There was a ton of us. We rented a party bus. We went down. We're from north side of Muskegon, right? And I'm still sober. I'm walking down the stairs. Dude grabs me and says I'm too drunk, walks me outside. Well, there's 20 other people inside. I was out there for hours just sitting there. Oh, no.
Were you drunk or did he just?
No, we just got there. It was crowded and it may have looked like I slipped. But, I mean, I might have had two beers on the party bus on the way there. It's only like a 30-minute drive. You know what I mean?
You know, the problem is there are some people that are just not good walkers.
Yeah, that's fair.
You're one of them. And then there are those people that always look like they're drunk, even if it's 9 o'clock in the morning. Crystal, where did you get kicked out of?
I got kicked out of Clutch Cardos. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
The memories of Clutch Cardos.
The legendary. What did you do? We got a party bus, and I didn't know the people. I just went with my boyfriend and his friends. And we were dancing, having a good time. All of a sudden, this girl just walks up to me, taps me on the shoulder, and sucker punches me in the face.
Oh, jeez.
So I followed her. She ran upstairs. I followed her. Somehow she stole my high-heeled shoe. She was threatening to throw it over the stage. And, like, we just, everybody started brawling. And we just, like, there was, like, ten of us just started fighting upstairs, and all of us got kicked out.
Oh, jeez. Wretched-ass balcony bee-atches. Yeah. Bad.
She chipped my tooth. She chipped my tooth.
She chipped your tooth, of all things.
And I didn't do anything wrong. She just walked up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, and punched me. You had to do something for her to do that. No, I honestly, I swear to God, I did not. Because you're about to be dripping in bitches?
Wow. Well, thank you so much for the call. I appreciate it.
Yeah, you guys have a great day.
Clutch Cargos. For some reason, anytime I drive by Clutch Cargo's, which is now like a shelter or something or a church, all I think of is Sean Kingston, that artist. Because for some reason, that was when Sean Kingston was like popular. Sean Kingston! Beautiful girls. That's it. Caitlin, what's up?
Oh, hey, what's up?
What's going on?
uh yeah so i uh when i was 20 so this was like eight years ago uh there's a place in winter called tequila bobs and uh it was only a toonie it was only a toonie for a shot of tequila so uh it was probably about five tequilas and then four for me and they kicked me out for falling on the
dance floor would you go see big boy or stick or one of buckhead would you ever go see our old
night guys there at tequila bobs i don't you know what i uh i remember some of those nights at tequila bobs my friends definitely did a couple weekends and went there before we were 21
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i was like feeling like i was paying a quarter for a tequila shot so of course i did one too
many but yeah here's the thing you can't kick a girl out of a place when you're charging a quarter for a tequila shot. Amen. You're basically asking for it to happen, right? Oh, my gosh.
They're like, oh, we got her. She's fine. We'll give her some water. And they were like, no, she gots to go. And I saw it one time and they were just like, no, go.
By the way, that was quote unquote. She's gots to go.
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