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She Got a Dog Because She Likes a Guy
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She Got a Dog Because She Likes a Guy

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April 23, 2025 | 00:09:14 | Leisure

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All right, it's Mojo in the morning. It's funny how when we are looking for love or trying to be in a relationship, we will do almost anything, or maybe our senses kind of sway a certain way, But Shannon's got a great example of a story here, and it actually has a dog related to the whole thing?

00:01:36 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 4:

It sure does, yeah. I have a friend, and I love her to pieces, and her name is Kelly, and she has never been an animal person. Never had a pet, never wanted a pet, comes to my house from time to time, and just like, meh, scoffed at my dogs. Like, how can you have these dirty creatures in your home? Scott Nick, is that you? Fast forward. To the present day, she just got a dog. What? Because the man that she is in love with wanted one. And she bought him one as a gift. So now she has a dog. She was one million percent one of those people that I thought there is no way is ever, ever going to own an animal. And now she has a dog with cute outfits. Oh. She loves this dog, shows me pictures of the dog.

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Man.

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Infatuated.

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She's now a dog lady because of the dog dude.

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Do they live together? Yes, they do.

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So this is one of those things where she got brainwashed into it or she got...

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Oh, no, no, no. This was, she was the one that went out and got the dog as a gift.

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So she, this is all her. She liked this guy so much. She wanted to make sure she kept him around by getting something that he's interested in.

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Yep.

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He's changing. God, I wish she was in the sports cars, huh? You shot a meal kit at that point? At that point right there, it's like, I'd be like, you know what I'd really like?

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There is quite a price difference, though, between a sports car and a dog.

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I don't know. Not these days. My dog just cost me a whole lot of money the other day.

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You need to find a father. Has that had any play on you at all? are you listening to the show going oh my god i know a story that will relate to this 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 it is kind of funny i was never a dog person we never had dogs growing up like that was just not a thing no i we had i i had you know six kids in my house that was enough for my dad to try to feed let alone going to get alpo you know what i mean i remember when i lived

00:03:48 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 3:

in my apartment i had a dog and my dad is not an animal person and i moved back in with him to buy my house and i was like are you sure i have the dog and my dad was not a fan of my dog and now is a total dog person because of her but it's interesting how just having that one right pet

00:04:04 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 4:

can really turn things around or having that man yeah that one right man can really turn things

00:04:09 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

around for me it was it was chelsea was always a dog person and her dog of choices when she was growing up they always had dobermans really that's beautiful and i when i went over to her house I thought for myself people only had Dobermans if they had expensive stuff in their house and they didn't want people to rob them that was your alarm was it ATL that was the ADT at the time you get a Doberman coming up to the door I'll go to the next house so she had Rafa this dog and I remember when the dog died this is no disrespect I was like the dog scared the crap out of me but the dog it tragically died and it was so sad and they had a funeral for the thing like we are they we're doing

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of thing in the backyard like where they were and i was like sitting there going oh my god and honestly when i saw the compassion that it it was on chelsea it kind of made me go oh god i guess i'm gonna have to be a dog guy if this is the case our first dog was murphy and he was a doberman

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and when he died i was so sad i can't imagine you having a doberman i totally see it for chelsea i don't see it for you i see a doberman or a dog uh doberman i see it i this is so bad i know you said it many many many times henry and louis are poodle somethings they're uh toy poodles i see you as a toy poodle guy yeah like i do they're just like cuddling like you seem like the kind of guy and i mean this in the best way these are my kind of dogs like i want a lap dog and i know big dogs can be lap dogs but like i just see you with something tiny next to you i just like love it

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and napping well you know i don't know he's like i hate these days i like wiener

00:05:53 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 1:

i will say this going back to things you've done for people you like yeah you weren't a part of before i haven't done anything crazy but i did start a like a skincare routine because she was really into like skincare and stuff like that and you poo-pooed on it before meeting her i never did like they had like stuff at target where you got like a black mask you'll put on your face exfoliate I started exfoliating. I started brushing my teeth before I went to bed. Wait, you, what? I don't brush my teeth before I go to bed. I ain't did that since I was, like, living with my grandma when I was, like, 10 years old. Are you kidding me?

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That's the most important time to brush your teeth.

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Blame my dentist. I hear all of that, but I just do it when I wake up in the morning.

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You did it for the love. Emma, what's up?

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I can't. Hi, good morning.

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What's going on?

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Y'all brush your teeth?

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so my father like my my in-laws they had to put their two labs down pretty close to each other and it was really hard for them so then my my father-in-law was like oh i want another dog i want another dog and my mother-in-law was like no absolutely not we're not doing another dog we've we've had too many we're done kind of thing and he was just so sad for months and like begging and she just said no every single time and then she finally caved and got him a puppy for christmas and this dog is the craziest freaking dog that I've ever seen in my entire life he doesn't know how to just chill he's like an energizer bunny that never stops

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wow but he did it for the love he did it for the love

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he did and now she regrets it every single day she looks at him and goes you're an asshole

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you can't say words like that there Rachel what's going on hi

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hi

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what's up

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um i am a ride or die cat person um my husband's not and um we had some cats that passed away so i found one on the side of the road in rygha brought it home she got pregnant that one got pregnant and we ended up with 12. oh my god brother listen i love cats not 12. my husband is with it he hates them but he He's great. He deals with it.

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That's amazing. You know, it's funny. The moment that you said, because we're talking about, obviously, Shannon's friend with the dog. The moment you're like, cats. We were like, ugh. At that point right there, I don't care how much I am in love with somebody.

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I am not taking up a cat. No offense. I'm not a cat. Cats are the best. I'll be single for the rest of my life. Oh, my God. They're so low-key. You don't like high-maintenance things, Mojo. You would love a cat. They're low-maintenance.

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I feel like in the middle of the night, they'll kill me. They'll suck the life out of me.

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Dogs will literally eat you once you die within 24 hours.

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Ask Gene Hackman.

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Literally, they'll start eating you, but you're afraid of a cat. What about his wife?

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Don't.

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Yes, that's how some of the dogs survived.

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Denise, what did you want to say to Kevin?

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Kevin, I'm not letting this go. You have to brush your teeth. Listen.

00:09:03 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 1:

No, listen. No way. I'm so glad you said this. I was going to bring this up as a topic tomorrow, but we're here now.

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You have looked at me and immediately said, you brush your teeth.

00:09:14 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, please tell me you do. I mean, sometimes. He doesn't. Not every day. He doesn't. I'm going to hold you. He's got duty now. Let's stay here, though. You cannot tell me that everybody is out here brushing their teeth. I have beautiful teeth, by the way. Let's not act like I'm a yuck mouth. I'm saying, every night y'all out here brushing your teeth in the morning.

00:09:31 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 3:

I mean, are there nights that I forget? Yeah. Not very often, though.

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And I wake up disgusted. Because I can taste the bad stuff. That's why you brush your teeth in the morning. And I floss at night, especially because I don't want to get dinner out.

00:09:44 - 00:10:04 | Speaker 4:

I don't floss every night. You're not tripping, bro. We have to talk about the basic hygiene things that you have to do in life. You brush your teeth twice a day. You change your underwear daily. And you should shower daily. You might not, but you should. Denise, he doesn't even shower every day. He's a disgusting man.

00:10:04 - 00:10:12 | Speaker 5:

I'm starting to shower more. What's more? How many times a week? We ain't got to go through all this, Shannon. We don't have to do this. We don't have to do this. It's more than fun.

00:10:12 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 4:

Kevin's probably, I get you, Kevin's got little butt dingles.

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No, let's not talk about your ass darker than mine right now, Mr. Fall Down the Stairs.

00:10:21 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's because of an injury, not because of crap that's still on me from the night before.

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You just start wiping your ass.

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