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She Thought Meaghan Was Chasing Her
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She Thought Meaghan Was Chasing Her

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May 26, 2023 | 00:08:10 | Leisure

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sponsored jobs. It's Mojo in the morning. So what Megan did yesterday had a car full of girls

00:01:41 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 2:

freaking out, like probably petrified, right? Oh my God. I felt so incredibly bad, but I swear to god you guys i was just trying to have a good samaritan moment with these girls so i was getting off of um okay so you guys should know that i used to be the traffic reporter here i have no idea what i was getting off one of the expressways onto the greenbelt parkway in downtown i think that's 75 but i could be wrong how did you do it did you just read scripts when you were doing the Yeah, so you do the same thing Shannon does. You just read it, and then I mispronounce names. Shannon does not. The street of the city I grew up in for the last-

00:02:21 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 5:

Shannon, and when she does traffic in Detroit-

00:02:23 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 2:

I do not read it. She is live in a helicopter. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right. But I definitely didn't misread street names all the time of the city I grew up in when I started here. But anyway, I was getting off the expressway. I noticed the woman in front of me, well, the car in front of me, I didn't know it was a girl at the time, had a really really low like back tire and it looked like it was about to go flat and I was a little bit worried I saw there was a lot of people in the car and I thought you know what good Samaritan moment I'm gonna catch up with her I'm gonna get her attention I'm gonna let her know because you know what we do we help other people out that's what we're supposed to do so I pull up next to her on Greenbelt Parkway I know I know and I'm like not flying to catch up with her because the speed limit there is already like 50 but i'm going a little bit faster than her just trying to catch up with her at the light because i know nobody hits that light and um unfortunately there were like too many cars in my lane i couldn't okay so i'm like all right we're going the same direction i'll catch her at the next light and i can tell that she feels my presence and is a little freaked out by me so i switched lanes because i saw the next light we were going to be next to each other and she switched lanes to get in front of me and so i switched to the other lane and she's And then I went, oh, no, I'm being a crazy person, and I'm just trying to help. And I back off, and I go, she's definitely freaked out by me. Her passengers, like, keep turning around and looking at my car, and I go, this is not worth it. This is not worth it. She's weirded out. I freaked her out. Didn't mean for that to happen. Two minutes later, we're going down the trail. We end up at a red light together. I go, I have to tell her. She already thinks I'm a psychopath. I might as well help her out. So I get to lay next to her, and her window's down maybe like two inches. I think she was smoking. So it was like two inches so that she could ask her a cigarette. I went, hey, sorry, you're about to get a flat tire. I just wanted you to know. And she rolls down her window and goes, I didn't know why you were following me. You were so scary, but thank you. And I'm like, I know. I'm so sorry. I felt so bad. But I was like I felt like a total creeper But I wanted to be helpful

00:04:38 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 5:

You are kind of scary I mean there are times Where I've just Like seen you pull In the parking lot here And there are times Where I'm like Ducking for cover Because I'm wondering What's going on

00:04:48 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 2:

I don't know what you're talking about I'm a very safe driver You're flailing your

00:04:50 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

You're the only person I know That drives in a car And flails your arms And not one hand Is touching a steering wheel At the times that you're doing this Because you got both of them Up in the

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the air yeah this is coming from you the literal worst driver i'm being told all the time that i'm

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the worst driver on the planet but who has more issues in traffic than uh than you okay so let's

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talk about what happened literally a couple of weeks ago when i was following you and you turn left at a light that was right turn only what it got us there faster

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and i'm the better by the way one of the things that i always hate is i always hate when people have to follow me to get somewhere because they're always either too slow drivers or they let people get in between us and then I got to sit there and be focused on okay I got to wait and pull over to the side and stuff like that but now Kev you just said

00:05:43 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 3:

yeah agreeing with him and I gotta say you're the only person here who has never tried following this man because you'll notice nobody on the show stuck up for him because he's a liar That's true.

00:05:55 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 1:

Have you ever had people following you and you forgot that they were following you? Oh, yeah. They're like, where did you go? I'm like, bro, I totally forgot. I have. I'm gone.

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It is so bad. By the way, it also is very difficult. I just want you to know it is very difficult, in Megan's case, to follow someone. Like, that's hard to follow someone. And here you are doing it. Yeah, Megan's doing it. And I never can understand why it is when I watch television shows or movies. The cops always do the greatest job following the people. Like, they always do a great job of just being just far enough behind.

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But they can also weave in traffic and are fine. Lights and sirens.

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Do you want somebody to tell you that your tire is low? Like, do you want to get that forewarning? Or does it freak you out? Nowadays, with people and how nutty they are and not knowing, honestly, I agree with those girls. I would have been petrified if that happened. You got to be careful.

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Yes, but also tires are expensive. So I'd like to know so that I don't blow a tire. Right. Because I feel like I would be more scared sitting on the side of the road not being able to change my tire or whatever the situation was versus somebody flagging me down, staying inside of their car saying, you need air in your tire.

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Is that area of town a decent area of town? I mean, I don't know. No. It's not? Okay, well, there you go. That's the other one, too. It's like I'm thinking somebody's going to sell something to me or what. But what's happening, Helena?

00:07:22 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 3:

Didn't Lydia get carsick with Mojo's driving?

00:07:26 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 5:

Of course Lydia puts this through. But here's the problem. She ate some stuff that didn't agree with her beforehand. Do you remember? We're driving down the luge, or I'm sorry, the lodge, and we're driving down, and I'm going so many lanes back and forth and swaying. And you know who I am? I'm like the old guy that should be driving the old Big like boss hog from Dukes of Hazzard Cadillac like I'm The guy like I got a car that's way too big for Me and I'm doing the One hand on the steering wheel and I'm Swaying back and Forth did I ever tell you guys a story And this is going to prove Megan's point about me being a Bad driver but did I ever tell you guys a story About the person That followed me Okay all the way into The parking lot and I was going into to the parking lot of the place that I go and I get a pedicure at and I park in a parking spot and the person pulls up behind me and asked me, are you okay? And I said, yeah, why? What's going on? And they said, we were kind of worried that you were like having a stroke while you were driving because they said, I didn't think that you were drunk because you looked like you were okay. Like with your window down and everything. But at a couple of times you looked like maybe you had a stroke, and I'm going, oh, Jesus.

00:08:47 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 1:

Maybe Megan's right.

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Wait. Wait. I'm sorry. The hesitation there was because I've never heard those words before. What was that?

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Stop that. Stop that.

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What was it, Kevin?

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You know what we're going to do? My ultimate goal is always to get a driver's ed instructor to test all of us.

00:09:02 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 1:

No.

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Because what we would find out is, we would find out that I wasn't as bad a driver as Shannon.

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Yeah, that's true. I failed my first driver's test.

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She failed her first driver's test, and this is no joke. When Shannon drives away from the radio station, if you have to follow her, you're on your way down 12-mile road here to get to Orchard Lake to go to the freeway there at 696. She is oblivious to what's going on.

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Like, you're supposed to know, like, I don't know where I'm, I'm, I'm going that way, but I'm probably supposed to be going this way. I mean, I am so good.

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I follow you, just try to wave at you, like, because I'm right next to you. She won't even look at the people next to her because she thinks that they're going to, like, do something.

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I won't. I will never. That's why I would never know if I had a flat tire because I'm not looking at the car next to me.

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