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Back to Mojo in the morning.

Megan was in her car yesterday and somebody thought that you were dead.

oh my god and then got mad at me sorry that was very loud and then she got very mad at me um i was trying to edit a photo yesterday you ever i know shannon you do this where you edit photos on your phone through all of those different apps light room yep that's what i was using we were doing some touch-ups we were just trying to fix the lighting in there get it real focused real cute um but i you ever do that thing in the summer where your phone like will not get bright why does your phone all of a sudden do that it drives me nutty and i have my brightness all the way up right i don't know why it wasn't getting very bright but it was really hard to edit this photo so i'm sitting in my driver's seat and i go i have to black out the sun the only way i know how to do that is to use my own body so i like in on myself my head is on like if you're looking at the steering wheel my head is at 4 30 5 p.m you know what i mean like it's I'm resting down in the corner, and I'm, like, hunched over my phone, and I'm sitting there editing. And all of a sudden, I just hear, and that was on my driver's side, like, window. And I bolt up into an upright position because it scares the bejesus out of me. And there is a woman standing next to me, and she goes, I thought you were dead. And I was like, no. and I rolled down my window and I started laughing because it was crazy and she was like are you on drugs or something are you kidding me I'm not kidding you and I think part of it was coming from she was genuinely scared that I was in a state like she found me and was going to need to call help yeah so I I started laughing and she said are you on drugs and I said at this current moment or just like in general and she did not find that funny at all and i thought it was hysterical and i said no i'm not on drugs currently and can't wait until 7 p.m when i get home and i had a little top off and a delicious dinner i'm on drugs correct it was an edible kind of night and i said that she got so mad she stormed off away from me and i was like well thanks for checking of you but she got mad at me for being sober and alive do you guys uh do you guys ever

uh just like randomly if you have time in your you know time in your day or something in between times do you ever just pull into a parking lot and just fall asleep for a little bit no

you never do that oh i do it oh i do it at least once or twice a month you go to a random parking lot not a random parking lot but if i if i if i am in between things like appointments and i'm like okay well i can either stop off and run an errand or i can get to this place 25 minutes early set my alarm and shut my eyes i choose to do that so i'll pull up in front of like you know wherever i'm

going yeah wherever i'm going and just do that i used to uh when i picked luke up before he started driving i would go to ndp his high school and i would sit in the parking lot and i would wait for them in there.

and i would just fall asleep and i always parked in the same area like chelsea would always pick him up in that same area too and you i would hear from people going is he okay and they were like talking because i'd have the car running yeah and i'd just sit there and fall asleep and i have my

mouth open i'm a mouth open sleeper too it's terrible because we do look dead and and i'm

thinking to myself it's so funny these kids are like walking out of school and luke would always be the last kid out because he'd be jerking around or something in school whoa and i i would be sitting there and it's like they really don't really care about you not as much as that lady did where she knocks on the door there's like hold on a second let me get a picture with this guy sitting in his car you on instagram that day um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number the funny thing is i think i'd be like those kids if i saw megan there and hunched over I'd be like, oh, okay.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. I don't think I would stop. I do kind of get where she was scared that you were like slumped over your steering wheel. Yeah. Your car was on, right? Yeah.

Because I had the AC running. It was hot.

It was super hot. All right. Would we get calls if I said anybody wanted to find a dead body in a parking lot or something like that? Is that a weird set of calls?

I mean, somebody would call in.

I'm sure. Or in a club or something in the bathroom. Where do you see this topic going, Megan? Do you see it going?

I like the dead body ones, but I don't know if that's too important. But I know, okay, but I only say that, do you want to solicit the number and then I'll tell you my dead body story?

Yeah, 844-665, 6548 is the telephone number.

Okay, so I was in crew in high school, which is like competitive rowing, and it wasn't our school, but one of the other schools had gone out and found a body in the Miami River. Yeah. Wow. So it was like a group of like 14-year-old kids who were all like, what's in the water? because there's logs and stuff right so you go over there and you're like because if you can move it your responsibility to get it out of the water so it doesn't damage anybody's boat so i get close and they're like not a lot not that's a body

you hear these stories all the time where people will around the rivers and lakes and things like that where they'll just randomly see something that's floating in in the water and it'd been there for a long period of time our neighbor john uh his mom and dad live on a lake and i remember them one time telling a story where she was looking out her window because they lived on a lake and they she could look out there and she saw what she thought was like a i don't know like a bag or something out there and it turned out it was a dead dead dude yeah and it was like a it was a big case i think it was a missing person case for a while and it's like poor lady had to see that outside of her house juliana what's happening it's mojo in the morning hey guys good morning

good morning what's going on i used to work at um a grocery store i'll say that and i um worked a 6 a.m shift so i would get there super early and take a little nap in my car before my shift well one time it was cold out so i crawled in my back seat i turned the heat on and my car was started and um somebody got in my driver's seat and tried to steal my car while i was he got out wiped the steering wheel off with his um sleeve and said i'm sorry and just left wow oh my did you call the police immediately no i was scared and i went in and i told my boss and my boss was so mad she's like you're sleeping in the parking lot she's like you can't do that But on, you know, our property, like, you can't be sleeping on the property. She didn't care about you, though. So I got you in trouble. You got you in trouble. She didn't care about me.

That's crazy. That's nuts. Portia, what's up?

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Hey, Portia. Hey, Portia. Hey, Portia. Hey, Portia. it was on the other side of the street so it was like you had to be aware of this minivan so that you didn't back into it and then after four days my father-in-law all of us were annoyed with it enough that he went over to investigate and there was a guy that was dead slumped over like you couldn't see him because he was down like in between the seats of the minivan and at that point he was so he was so rigored that they had to like use the jaws of life to open the car up to get him out of there. It was a whole scene.

Yeah. God almighty.

Jeez. Poor family, you know. Here we are first and this guy like whose car is this? Get out of the way. Blah, blah, blah. And then some horrible tragedy for the poor family.

By the way, when she says it, she kind of says it.

That is it. Horrible tragedy. Horrible tragedy. You kind of almost are laughing at that.

Yeah, you could hear the smile. Truly, my father-in-law, he was heartless. He was like, yeah, a guy was stiff as a board in there. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Better than a doornail. It would have been completely traumatic for any normal person. But, yeah, he had absolutely no heart at all. It's like, just get that thing out of the bottom of my driveway. All right.

Now it is cleaned up. It's like, geez. What's up, Allison? Hi.

Hi.

What's going on?

So I was at a bar one time, and it's far closed, obviously, so we went to leave. Well, instead of leaving, I accidentally fell asleep in my car in the parking lot, and I was there for four hours with my car running. Now, mind you, it was a stick shift, so it was pretty loud at the time, too. So I don't know how nobody came out. But for four hours, I fell asleep in the bar parking lot, and security finally came and woke me up banging on my window. And I kind of just looked at him and put my car into reverse and just left.

Do you know you can get a ticket for that?

You can? Yes.

So my old co-host, Mojo, you know who he is. Yeah. And he was coming out of, like, a club gig and knew that he was too drunk to drive, so he turned his truck on and fell asleep in it for a couple of hours, and he ended up getting a ticket. And I want to say it was, like, it was, I don't know if it was public in tax, but it was something where the police officer, like, a police officer banged on his window and issued him a ticket for something because he was drunk and, like, his vehicle was in a rando parking lot and it was on.

I don't know what the actual ticket was for

But I know for sure he got a ticket

I think you can get a DUI If you're sitting behind the wheel of the car With it even running in the parking lot I think you can get a DUI

He was in and out of jail a lot I can't remember which time this was I'm going to sidetrack it

But if you're too drunk and it's the middle of winter We live somewhere where it gets too cold If I'm in the back seat can I leave the car running With the heat on and sleep in the car

I don't know

That would be safer than you driving And then in the summertime, like, could I be in the driver's seat with the car off?

I think you almost have to be in the backseat. Otherwise, they think you just drove the car.

Yeah. You know?

Yeah. I don't know. I think if I was a cop, I'd rather see a guy sleep it off in the parking lot, right?

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