My friend's wife's a high school teacher, so Facebook has a little more value in her life. And me and two other guys are down in Tennessee on a motorcycle trip. She tried adding us so she could follow what we weren't posting, and she got super butthurt that we wouldn't add her as friends, and she ended up blowing up my other friend's phone, her husband, the whole trip, telling him he needs to leave us down in Tennessee, he needs to come back, and it was comical. Wow. Like, how much Facebook runs her life as a teacher around kids who idolize that stuff.