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whatever it takes uh to be sexy to my wife and i don't know if you guys have done this like learn something new or or just maybe even tried something new or whatever just to because your your spouse found it sexy but my uh we went to the the hispanic festival this this last weekend and we're down there we're walking around and and some of the like people that were working at the festival were like shouting over the music or whatever and i don't know what they were shouting about i don't fully know how to speak spanish uh but i i don't think it was anything bad they were just yelling over music and my wife leans over to me and she goes you need to learn spanish and i'm like yeah i know i've been i've been working on that she goes no no no no you need to learn spanish and then just yell at me in spanish oh really what excuse me mrs aguilar I'm like, okay. So I started yelling what I do. Like, donde esta la biblioteca? And she's like, no, no, no, learn it. Learn it and like roll the R's, everything. And I was like, you just want me to yell at you?

Can you roll your R's? Oh, you're so lucky. I can't do it.

Come on. Let me hear you say it in a conversation, though. Do something in a conversation.

No, I can't.

You can, like, go and go, like, whatever you're doing with your tongue.

Tortilla. Tortilla.

Tortilla. Wait.

Can you roll your R's?

Tortilla. No, I can't. You can. Like, tortilla.

I can't do it.

So, Allie, which, by the way, both of you guys have Latin, right? Are you Mexican and she's Puerto Rican? Is that right?

Yep, yep.

And she wants you to, what, take a babble or something like that and just yell at her.

Just yell at her in Spanish.

Wow.

Just learn certain phrases. Yeah, I don't think she wants it to be like a mean yelling. I think it could be anything, you know?

You guys are that fun couple. I know that for a while there you guys were watching TV and you talked about role-playing like Yellowstone, like cowboys. And now she wants you to do this whole thing.

You know, this reminds me so much of our late agent, Norm Schrott. God rest his soul. Well, he didn't believe in God. Well, rest his soul. Yeah. But he, his girlfriend, Tammy, loved when he spoke in, like, a different language to her when they were making love. And so he said he didn't know any other languages. So he would just recite the menu at his favorite Italian restaurant. And he would whisper that to her when they were having sex and it worked.

Fettuccine Alfredo. 844 Mojo Live. 844-665-6548. Can you teach Mike a little Spanish right now? I know we've got some of our great Mojo in the Morning listeners listening from all over. But I know we have a lot of good Spanish-speaking listeners that might be able to give Mike some sexy things to be able to tell.

His sexy little Puerto Rican lady at home Has there ever been a request For you Mojo or Shannon or anybody Like they've ever asked you to do anything And you're like alright Chelsea has actually said we wear certain things Like she'll like tell me like to dress You know a certain way You know it was nothing outrageous at all But it would be like Pretty much telling me to stop dressing like a slob You know and dress up a little bit But she would like it you know Like she would go oh you look so much better You know and then I You kind of see that glare. The other thing, I've said this numerous times, the way to my wife's taking, you know, the panty dropping situation for me, if I clean up around the house or do anything kind of work-wise around the house, it does it. And then if I do it and sound like a Spanish speaker. I'm trying to get her to call in right now. Yeah. So embarrassed. Come on, Allie. Come on.

Por favor? Yes.

I mean, how many girls were hot for Justin Bieber when he was doing this song, right? Mojo in the morning. What's going on? Misfit Nicole on with us right now with some advice.

Morning, everybody. Oh, good morning.

What's happening?

Nothing much. Just driving to work, listening to y'all. Listen, I'm not Hispanic, and I don't know a bit of Spanish, but if my husband yelled out mucho pesos, I'd be hyped.

Is pesos money? Yes, absolutely.

So just lots of money, and then I'm good.

That's good. By the way, don't you think Mike is already sexy, you know, just knowing that Mike's got Mexican in him?

They have a beautiful family, but let me say this, there's always room for improvement, okay? The sexiest man can always look for improvement.

Right.

But I like it when my husband wears gray sweatpants with the little print tone.

Oh, there you go. Really?

Yeah, it'll take me.

You're excited over that when he puts those things on. Most women want their guys out of their sweatpants.

Oh, no, no. And I like looking at other men in gray sweatpants, too. Do you really? I do. It's a good time.

Thank you, Nicole. Take care of yourself, okay?

Bye.

All right. Appreciate it. Hi, Tracy. How you doing? Tracy?

Yeah. Can you hear me?

I absolutely can hear you. How you doing? What's going on?

Great. So I started dating my boyfriend quite a few years ago, and he has a really deep voice. And so we went to this ice cream store where all of the flavors were written on a chalkboard, and it was to my back. So he was reading them to me, and I was so turned on that I made him do it like three or four more times because I just kept saying, I didn't catch all that. But I was like, oh, my God, let's get the ice cream and get out of here.

Really? So he's got that beautiful voice, that sultry voice, and when he was saying the menu items, it actually turned you on.

It's a very deep voice. That's awesome. And when he was reading them to me, I was like, wow, say that again?

All right, perfect. All right, hold on a second. I got something good here for Mike. We break into coverage right now because on the phone with us is the one and only first lady of Mike. Allie is on with us right now. Mike's wife. Hi, Allie. Hi, me.

Stop.

And, Allie, here's what we're going to do to make Mike sexier to you. Gabriella is on with us right now to teach Mike some Spanish that he can yell out to you to get you all turned on. Hi, Gabriella. Say hello to Mike and to his wife, Allie.

Hola.

Hello.

Good morning.

You're supposed to say hola to back, Mike.

Hola. God damn it.

Hola, que tal? Bien-e-tu?

All right.

That's all I know. All right. Gabriela, we got to have you make Mike sexier. He's a sexy mexy, okay?

Okay. Let me think.

One good line that I can yell over and over and over.

Let's see. What do you usually say in English? And then I'll do like a Spanish version of it.

You could say, I mean, you could literally say anything. It doesn't matter. You could say, I don't know. How about my...

You can say, que guapa te ves.

And what does that mean?

That means you're very good looking Or you look pretty

That sounds better in Spanish Say that again, say it slower

Que guapa te ves

Que guapa te ves

Que guapa te ves

Si

How do I say I just bought you some tacos?

I just bought you some tacos Te compré unos tacos Oh, damn

Can you do it one more time? One more time

Te compré unos tacos

Te compré unos tacos

Yeah, that sounds good

Yeah

We're so dumb We can't even repeat stuff back to people.

How about this? What if Mike were to say something like, Mike, tell me something that you can give it out as much information or as little information as possible. But what is something that you have said to Allie in the bedroom? Maybe in Spanish, it will sound just as sexy, if not more.

Is the door locked?

No? Okay. Gabriela, is the door locked?

Oh, that sounds hot.

That sounds hot. Mike, do it slower again, and then Mike's going to scream it out to Allie. Go ahead.

¿Está cerrada la puerta? ¿Está cerrada la puerta? No, that's not it.

That's not it?

Oh, not really. We have to practice your R's. R.

Come on, Michael. Let me hear you. R.

Oh, that's actually good.

R.

R. Then de cerrada. Closed. Cerrada.

Cerrada.

That's actually good. Está cerrada la puerta.

Estada. Nope. I could feel that was wrong. Estada. Prada la puerta.

is it working ali anything nope sorry not doing anything well thank you for for calling ali we're

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