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She Was Totally Naked!
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She Was Totally Naked!

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April 3, 2023 | 00:08:05 | Leisure

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00:02:06 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 5:

now it's time for the naked lady in the restroom at the restaurant what uh i still cannot believe

00:02:16 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 1:

that this happened so um if you follow me on social media you know that i took my uh two kids Lucy and Smith to Chicago over the weekend. And we did like the aquarium and we did the slime museum and just kind of explored the city. And it was so much fun. Well, when we arrived on Friday, we were starving. So we decided to go out to lunch at a restaurant near our hotel. And so at the end of lunch, just like you hear, you remember hearing your mom say 10,000 times, does anybody have to go to the bathroom? We should all probably use the bathroom

00:02:50 - 00:02:55 | Speaker 5:

before we leave especially being in Chicago where you're walking around it'd be tough to go to find

00:02:55 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 1:

a public restroom yes so both kids said they you know they did so I we walked over to the women's bathroom because Smith is still five and I won't let him go to the bathroom by himself obviously so let me preface this by saying it was not a single bathroom like it wasn't one of those bathrooms where you go in and there's just a toilet and a sink and you lock the door and it's just you there were there there were stalls in this bathroom okay so lucy walks into the bathroom first and immediately she turns around and walks out and she says to me mom there's a naked lady in there and i thought okay girlfriend is still going with these april fools jokes that you know they they love doing to me and so i'm like all right lou so i push open the door and peer in above her little head, and you guys, sure enough, there is a 100% naked woman standing there, repeating over and over, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, and she had one hand trying to cover her boobs, and the other hand trying to pull up her, I think, underwear and pants, I don't know what she was wearing on the bottom.

00:04:10 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 5:

So she had no top on and no bottoms on?

00:04:13 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 1:

She had nothing on, nothing. Wow. And so I ushered the kids away and turned around and I was so confused. I'm still very confused as to why she was totally naked and in a public restroom bathroom.

00:04:28 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 5:

Is she quite possibly one of those?

00:04:31 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 1:

What do you mean?

00:04:32 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 5:

Is she one of the I take off my clothes when I go to the bathroom people?

00:04:37 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 1:

Why wouldn't you do that in a stall?

00:04:39 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 5:

I don't know. Maybe the stall is not big enough to do it. But I've heard of people that do this. and I don't know if any listeners are like this, where they go to a bathroom and they have to be fully naked when they're going to the bathroom.

00:04:50 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Not fully naked, but I'll take a jacket off. Or if I got to fart, sometimes I'll take my pants off and go to the bathroom and fart. Okay.

00:04:57 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 1:

Why do you take your pants off to fart?

00:04:58 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 2:

I like to fart in my clothes. It stays in my...

00:05:00 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 1:

close. But your pants are usually down around your ankles, though, right? Yeah, yeah. But if I had a jacket on, I'd take a jacket off.

00:05:06 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 2:

Truly, this lady was butt naked. We walked away, and Smith, who, again, is five, goes, Mom, I think I just saw boobs in a vagina. And I said, I think you did see her. I also saw boobs in a vagina. It was just so weird.

00:05:18 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 1:

Okay, let's speculate here. Let's ask the listeners this question. Why would a lady be fully naked in a bathroom? Will you tell us why you maybe were at one point or another? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Can you tell us, like, you know, what's the reasoning of why you'd be naked? Poor Lucy and Smith. It's one thing to see your mom naked.

00:05:42 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 2:

They see me naked all the time.

00:05:43 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 1:

Which I remember when I saw my mom naked, it was horrifying for me.

00:05:49 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 2:

See, I'm very free about that stuff at home.

00:05:51 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 1:

I was 35 years old. No, no, no.

00:05:54 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 2:

I was joking. We're joking.

00:05:56 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 1:

But it's one thing to see your mom naked, but it's another thing to see another person naked that looks like a mom. What did the lady look like?

00:06:04 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 2:

She was probably, God, it all happened so fast. She was probably.

00:06:09 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 1:

Identify her. If this was a lineup, a police lineup. Give us a description.

00:06:13 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 2:

35, 40, maybe 5'6".

00:06:17 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 1:

You know how they do this? Culprit was 35 or 40 years old, white male. She looked like a famous person. What is she? What was she? Was she?

00:06:27 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 2:

She was a black female.

00:06:29 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 1:

A black. Okay. With darker hair. 35, 40-year-old black female. We're looking for a 35, 40-year-old black female naked. Large breasts.

00:06:38 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 2:

I didn't really sit there and examine.

00:06:41 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 1:

Did she have to cover up her boobs with a full part of her arm?

00:06:45 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 2:

No, truly. She had one hand over her chest and the other hand pulling up whatever she was wearing on the bottom or trying to.

00:06:53 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 1:

Whitney, hi.

00:06:54 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 4:

Hi.

00:06:55 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 1:

Hi. Why would she be naked?

00:06:58 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 4:

I'm a 35-year-old black woman. Was this you? I take it in public stalls because I wear bodysuits. Oh. I'm a big bodysuit person, and when I go to public bars, if I have to go to the restroom, it's horror. I have to take it all off. I have to take my whole skirt off. I have to take the whole, you know, bodysuit down, and it's a lot. So I thought about this Whitney

00:07:26 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 2:

Because truly this plagued me For the rest of the day on Friday Like why was this woman naked in the bathroom But wouldn't you just do it in a stall

00:07:32 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 4:

Oh so she wasn't in a stall

00:07:35 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 2:

No she was literally in front of the sink

00:07:37 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 4:

I thought you guys were saying Oh you went in the stall No

00:07:41 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 2:

Right in the middle of the bathroom

00:07:44 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 1:

Maybe it's tight in there Sometimes it's very very tight You gotta have a little bit of room Have you ever had that Whitney

00:07:50 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 4:

So that, no, I have no idea.

00:07:54 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 1:

All right. Thank you for the call. Steph, hi.

00:07:59 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 5:

Hi.

00:07:59 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 1:

Hi. Your thoughts on the naked lady?

00:08:04 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 5:

I personally have come out of a stall trying to get my romper up. So that's possibly, like with the lady with the bodysuit, that could possibly be a thing. There's tight spaces in those stalls. Yeah.

00:08:16 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Rompers are a pain in the butt. But Megan's talked before about the wearing also Spanx.

00:08:24 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 3:

Don't help me. No. No, about Spanx. How dare you?

00:08:27 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 1:

And there are some times where Spanx are uncomfortable and you're trying to maybe adjust yourself. Maybe she's trying to adjust the Spank or maybe she's sweaty or something.

00:08:35 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 3:

Honestly, there have been times where you're trying to crawl back into your Spanx. And I think everybody knows what I mean by crawl back into them. Absolutely. And when you're trying to, like, kick out your legs and you're hitting this, I see it. I could see it.

00:08:46 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 1:

Megan, I got to be honest with you. I wear Manx from time to time, and there's times where I've swept through them so bad out in public trying to make myself not have man boobs. And you take the thing off, and people have walked in on me in the restroom and look at me like I am doing crazy things, like I'm stuck in this thing. I almost asked a guy to help me. What's up, Sean?

00:09:10 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 5:

Hi.

00:09:10 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 1:

Hi, Sean. What's going on?

00:09:13 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 5:

Oh, not too much. Just listening to the show.

00:09:15 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. What's going on? You wanted to make a comment.

00:09:18 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 5:

um maybe she was just changing her clothes that could be a good point yeah maybe she that's it

00:09:27 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 1:

and there's no change for sure where the clothes that she was getting into or i you guys this

00:09:32 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 2:

literally happened in like 10 seconds i did not get a good look at anything but again i i guess i would i would maybe just change that's valid what you said sure well next time she didn't can you

00:09:42 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 3:

You just sit down and start asking questions. Hey, what's you doing?

00:09:45 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 1:

What we've learned by this and also other times where we've asked Shannon a million questions about what she saw.

00:09:51 - 00:09:52 | Speaker 2:

I am a terrible witness.

00:09:52 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 1:

She would be a horrible, the cops would get nothing from Shannon Smith.

00:09:57 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

Let me tell you something. When you have a five-year-old little boy.

00:10:00 - 00:10:02 | Speaker 6:

you very quickly cover eyes and move along.

00:10:02 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 2:

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