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She Woke Up Kev on Father's Day
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She Woke Up Kev on Father's Day

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June 20, 2023 | 00:09:46 | Leisure

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00:01:47 - 00:02:13 | Speaker 6:

All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. Kev's got a question in regards to Father's Day, which was this past weekend. Kev, the newest member of the show, is a father. I saw a beautiful picture that we posted of Josiah, your unbelievably smart, talented son, along with pictures of Mike with his kids and me with my fake kids, my prop kids. Yeah.

00:02:14 - 00:02:15 | Speaker 7:

Had the fat hair cutouts.

00:02:15 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 6:

That's right. I'd like to congrats. That's, by the way, the kid on the left, he was also in the movie Get Shorty. He was killed in the first scene. So what's going on? So what's your question that you wanted to ask?

00:02:30 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 7:

Man, straight out, am I the only dad or should dads have to get their own groceries?

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What do you mean?

00:02:36 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 7:

It's Father's Day. Of course, you know, your lady or significant other may want to cook you a nice breakfast, a nice dinner. Do you have to participate? Do you have to wake up at 8.30, 9 in the morning, walk to the car, grab all the groceries? And, of course, you're doing the thing where you're only making one trip. So you got an arm full of groceries, 10, 12 bags, you know, ripping at your arms.

00:02:59 - 00:03:02 | Speaker 6:

Is this a hypothetical or did it happen to you this past weekend?

00:03:02 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 7:

I'm going to keep it real. It happened to me. Look, we had an incredible Friday night celebrating my cousin's high school graduation. I saw the pictures. Had a couple shots, so we really turned up. I'm thinking I'm going to be able to sleep in. Get some extra Z's. But no, Sherelle had other plans for me. She sent you out to go get groceries for your own. Hey, babe, groceries are in the car. Do you mind? And of course she's pregnant. What am I going to say? Like, no, it's father's love. You got to get up. She's pregnant. Yeah, you got to get up. So after I stared at her in silence for five minutes, because I couldn't believe I was being woke up for this task, I had to go outside and get the groceries. Now, the breakfast was delicious. But why do I have to participate? Oh, Kev, you poor thing.

00:03:45 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 4:

Is this it? No. What? God, I feel so sorry for you having to get the groceries so she could make you breakfast.

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Oh, wah, wah, wah.

00:03:55 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 6:

Wait, Shannon, come on. If on Mother's Day. It wasn't Father's Day. Talk about it. It was Father's Day.

00:04:02 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 4:

He said it was Saturday.

00:04:02 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 6:

No, this was Sunday.

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Oh, okay.

00:04:04 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 7:

Whatever day was Father's Day.

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My argument still goes.

00:04:07 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 6:

So, Shannon, wait a second. If on Mother's Day.

00:04:11 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 4:

That's what I did on Mother's Day. Made my own reservations and paid the bill.

00:04:15 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 6:

Well.

00:04:16 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 4:

Okay. You need to start bitching. No.

00:04:18 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 6:

That stops once you marry the guy and walk down the aisle. Then he'll have to do that.

00:04:22 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 4:

Well, no, because I was taking my mom and my sister out, and they're moms.

00:04:25 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 6:

Oh, well, they're your mom. Okay. Well, then I got no sorry for you. That's your parent. That's your family.

00:04:29 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 4:

Who woke up and got the kids ready? Me.

00:04:31 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 6:

Real quick. Real quick. You're ruining this man's point here.

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No, I'm making a point. Wah, wah, wah.

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Wah, wah. Oh, wah, wah, wah.

00:04:39 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

No, but here is the thing. It is interesting. We also talked about this double standard on Friday with Mike's golfing game. But it is interesting how on Father's Day, you know, it's different than Mother's Day. Because if you would have said to Sherelle, your girlfriend and, you know, the mother of the baby that is cooking in.

00:05:00 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 5:

her oven hey i went to the grocery store can you just go in the car and go grab the remaining bags i'm gonna go right back to bed it would probably it would be bad that would not be good and then you say i'll make it make the breakfast for you afterwards did you go back to bed after you went

00:05:16 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 6:

down you can't once you're up and you do a task like walking outside and getting groceries there

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is no returning back to sleep what's up roy hi kevin kevin kevin i i love you as an addition to this now hall of fame nominated show um you guys are an awesome show and the nomination is well deserved and long overdue so congratulations thank you but kevin 25 years of marriage 30 years with the same queen um i'm going to tell you love language is real you need to either change yours or adapt yours because, one, pregnancy trumps everything. This could be Christmas morning and she's pregnant. You're carrying in your own Christmas gifts, let alone the Father's Day gifts. I actually agree with it. Yes. Okay, of course she does.

00:06:10 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 6:

So, Roy, let's say this, for example. Appreciate everything you said. Everything was accurate. Everything was true. If she wasn't pregnant, would that change your response?

00:06:21 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 4:

I don't know her. She seems like an awesome queen. Another part of love language is happy wife, happy life

00:06:29 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 6:

Real quick, real quick, Roy Happy spouse, happy house Happy spouse, happy house That's right Roy, we gotta pull up our pants, baby

00:06:37 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 4:

She didn't ask you to go to Meijer and shop for them She just asked you to bring them in so she could finish the task

00:06:44 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 5:

Wait, did she buy the groceries the night before and left them in the car? No, no, no, she went out in the morning She went that morning So she, okay, okay, I thought maybe she went Oh, now, now, Kevin Oh, now you're coming over to my house. Wait, what's happening here? What I'm saying is she actually got up to go early, and she just asked you to go get the grocery bag. To help her make breakfast. First off, at first I thought that she actually went out and told you to go grocery shopping. She didn't. Then I thought she got the groceries the night before and just left them in the car, and you had to get them in the morning. But now I find she woke up early, pushed that cart around the grocery store, and gave to it the whole time because she's super pregnant.

00:07:27 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 6:

I'm not saying... Okay, let's get something clear. I love her. I woke up with no problem. My question is, should I have to go get the groceries? Honestly. Or Father's Day, that's it.

00:07:39 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 5:

How much did you love her when she asked you to go out?

00:07:41 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 6:

I stared at her for five or seven minutes with knives coming out of my eyes. So then by that time, the eggs are spoiled.

00:07:48 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 5:

They tasted great. I'd say if she wasn't pregnant, I would be on your side 100%.

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All right, that's all I'm saying.

00:07:54 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 5:

Misfit Lisa, what did you want to say?

00:07:57 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 2:

I have one question. Kevin, do you want to live to see another day?

00:08:02 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 5:

That's true. This man is about to die if he continues this, right, Lisa?

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Yes.

00:08:10 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 5:

Lisa, you would have walked in that house and you would have said, go get the groceries, right? That would have been it.

00:08:16 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 2:

Well, honestly, since he doesn't have a baby with her yet.

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Yeah.

00:08:22 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 2:

Do they celebrate Father's Day?

00:08:24 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 6:

Well, for sure. Listen, on Mother's Day, you better believe she got some gifts.

00:08:30 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Hold on. Janelle wants to make a comment. Janelle, what's up? Janelle. Janelle, you there? Yes. The only person to agree with Kevin. We need to make sure you get on the air. What's going on?

00:08:45 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 1:

I am a mother myself. First of all, I love you guys. Love Megan. We love you, too. Just wanted to say, I agree with him. On Mother's Day, on my birthday, don't ask me to do nothing. Those are my days. Thank you. Even if it was just bring it in from the car.

00:09:04 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 6:

Megan, she already said she loved you. I feel like you. Don't ruin a good thing.

00:09:12 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 5:

Hold on. Somebody's on the phone that says that they are Kevin's best friend, and it's Kyle on the phone with us right now. Who's going to go, Kyle?

00:09:21 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 6:

Kyle? Oh, I met Kyle. Kyle prayed at the interview.

00:09:24 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 5:

Pastor Kyle. Yeah.

00:09:25 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 6:

What up, though? What's up, family?

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What up, baby?

00:09:27 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 5:

Pastor Kyle, will you pray over this poor man? Because he's going to go home today after this topic, and he's going to get one right in the nose.

00:09:35 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

Listen, I'm going to tell you this. I will say this, Kevin. When you got asked the question to get up and grab the groceries out the car, you should have left out the house and never came back. You should have went to IHOP because one thing we need to do is stand up for fathers on this Father's Day. I had a similar situation. I worked my entire Father's Day. And you know what?

00:10:00 - 00:10:02 | Speaker 5:

I'm just praying that I have a better one next year. I don't know.

00:10:02 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 4:

There we go. By the way, you are the pastor of a church. You need to pull it together right now, Pastor. I know.

00:10:09 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 5:

I do.

00:10:10 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 4:

Although, wait a second. I've often wondered this. I wondered if pastors on Father's Days and stuff like that, if they don't get what they want, if they just sit there and go, Lord, I gave my life to you.

00:10:22 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 5:

Look what I got. Hey, man, listen. Yeah, man. Appreciate you guys. Hey, keep up the good work. I love what y'all doing. This is awesome. Thank you.

00:10:31 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 4:

Hey, question for you. Since you are Kevin's best friend and you're like a brother to Kevin, give us something that we should all know about Kevin that's going to keep him from getting to heaven. What is it?

00:10:44 - 00:10:45 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God.

00:10:45 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 4:

Anything dark and twisted that we know there that he's had to come and confess to you? Or you can't say it, can you? You're like a lawyer. I could tell you something right now. Attorney-client privilege.

00:10:53 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 5:

I don't know if I ever told you this, Kyle. What? What is it?

00:10:56 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 4:

I had sex in your mom's car. Wait, how long ago is this? I was like 17

00:11:07 - 00:11:26 | Speaker 5:

Is that why you went out? Wait, on the east side? Yeah, yeah Is that why you went out and you asked my car keys? Yeah Wait, you actually remember that moment? Yeah, because it's always been a question I was like, yo, why did he just ask my car keys? And he came back like 30 minutes later

00:11:26 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 4:

Love you, bro Oh my god

00:11:27 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 5:

Wow, Kevin. You know what? I'm praying for you.

00:11:32 - 00:11:34 | Speaker 4:

Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it.

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