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All right, I'm going to do something this morning that I've been promising like the last few days. I'm going to actually do a topic that literally I think we've teased since Monday. We have. It was. We actually have. It's one of those ones where eventually it was going to get scheduled early enough. And then yesterday, I think when we finally got to a point where it was scheduled to be in the 8 o'clock hour and we ran so late, we decided we have to like schedule this thing at 5 a.m and we're not even on live at 5 a.m so um all right it's mojo in the morning show i'd love to hear from you today so if you got a comment or just want to say hi want to say first time long time call 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 844-665-6548 make sure you shout yourself out make sure that you tell us if you are first time long time all right so this is a story about a friend and you know how sometimes when we do i got a friend it's usually about us and we just don't want to say it because we're too embarrassed to this truly is about a friend because this was about me i would come out in a million i'd go this is me i have a buddy of mine who is dating two different women one is beautiful and very reserved the other gets drunk and turns into a sex addict the only problem is it's the same woman literally the same person is two different people and all it takes is a little alcohol the problem that he is faced with right now and this is where i want to ask this question to the listeners i want to find out what would you do if this was you he says he's got a moral dilemma going on because he thinks that she's got a little bit of a drinking problem and it's kind of gotten to a point where he feels bad and he feels responsible like to either get her help or get out of her life so that it doesn't affect his life but he's been seeing the benefits of the drunk girl you know because they will be together go out to dinners he actually sent me a picture of her when i saw the picture i was like holy crap buddy this is like like totally it's like my relationship way out of your league and i said that what a perfect relationship you guys sound like you're great together i've talked her on the phone when she's been sober of course never when she's drunk and he goes well here's the problem and he goes she kind of turns into a crazy woman wanting to bake cookies and I go what's the problem with that like okay she's you know she's got a little sex uh craziness and he goes no but it's only when she gets really wasted really drunk what would you guys do what would you Kevin what would you do I'm trying to understand what's the problem here the problem is because she gets so she gets so drunk he probably then has to take

care of her the next morning or even in even in the night it's like he said it just gets and he It feels horrible that she's, like, he knows she's got a problem. Like, she can't just have one drink. Like, she's like a 12-dirty martini girl.

anybody knows this two dirty martinis knock you on your ass yeah i truly won so have they ever

had sex when she was sober is it that different he says that yeah they've had sex when she's sober and he says it's not great he said that he said that when they've had sex so sober sex which by the way i apologize and this is why i wanted to do this topic a little bit later you know sometimes because you don't you got kids so i'll baking cookies he says when they baked cookies earlier the cookies seem dry you know oh god it's usually the other way around he said that it was no he said it was awful he said it was not not exciting at all but uh it's

wild yeah i mean i don't think it's worth it bro it sounds like it's so much of a hassle it's not like it's it's only good for the moment but then there seems like there's more moments where right

it's like one hour is great 23 hours of the day are not great go find somebody else yeah but i

I will say, there are people out there that they bake the cookies the best. It's some great bakers out there. And great bakers are hard to find.

Have you guys ever had alcohol baking?

Oh, gosh, yeah.

Put a little rum in there.

But I do think that there's a line. Do you know what I mean? I feel like I am more fun if I've had a glass or two of wine. But anything other than that, it's not that great, I don't think.

I like getting the whiskey D.

Oh, boy, who are you telling?

I like it. For some reason, most guys get it, and they can't have it. I usually get it, and I feel like I'm, you know, in a porn.

I'm going to tell you this. Get you some, I don't know how you said maker or maca. Get you some maca root, M-A-C-A. What's that? It's natural. It'll have you, like the Jamaican say, hard like rock. I'm telling you, emphasize your libido, get your energy right. Is it an alcohol I can buy at a party store? No, it's like a natural pill or something like that. It's like dick pills you buy at Speedway. Yeah, but it's not like that. It's not like you're about to go hard immediately and then last three hours. It's like a vitamin.

Okay, so here's my question. I want to go back to my friend for a second, and I want to throw this out there too. When they get drunk, they do blank. I want to know, like, what is it that when somebody's sober, they, you know, they won't do, but when they get drunk, they go crazy? Because some people are actually better singers when they're drunk. That's me. I mean, I'll go karaoke with the best of them if you put a few old fashions inside this fat guy. George, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, Mojo. I think it's all good. As long as they're in a relationship and they're both adults. Myself, I'm a shy guy, but when I have a couple of drinks, I'm like a porn star like you say you were. It's just liquid courage. It's all good as long as you're a partner. Now, if it's a one-night stand, then you've got to be careful because it's kind of like improper, you know what I mean?

But this is different because this guy said she's basically a sloppy mess then. And this is every day of their actual relationship. This isn't just like a booty call here and there. This is his girlfriend.

You take his girlfriend and if it's your girlfriend, as long as she's legit throughout the day, when it's party time, have great sex and no problem.

It's kind of like taking liquid Viagra, so to speak, for her. What's up, Susan? Hi.

Hey, you know what I think it is? Someone that drinks that much normally has something in their past they're hiding. And the only thing that gets rid of it and lets them be themselves is alcohol. So she's actually hiding something. She's got inhibitions. But, you know, wine makes women horny. It really does. So alcohol is always a good start. I agree with that.

Are you a white or a red? Which one do you like better?

I'm all of them. Yes. In the winter, I'm a Sauvignon Cabernet girl. Okay.

What about rosé? What month did you do rosé?

Summer. That's cheap-ass. Cheap-ass hook of wine. Hook of wine! Damn!

Wow. Are you a single lady or are you taken?

I am taken.

You're taken. I am taken. And that guy loves every bit of it. He loves wine season, doesn't he? Do you guys ever go to Napa or Traverse City if it's closer?

I love Napa. I love Napa. I don't like Traverse City. I didn't like the wine. But I love Napa Valley. That's a fantastic trip.

Oh, my God. Just her accent alone. You know how you...

Ask her to say something. I don't know what I want to hear, though.

This is Southfire. That's right. This is Southfire.

Oh, my God.

Never mind. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. It's Southfire.

Thanks, Susan. We love you. Have a great day, guys. Have a great weekend. Bye. We'll talk to you. We love you, too.

She sounds like she had some wine. Yeah.

You got started early. What's up, T? What's going on, Terrence?

Yeah, I was calling. the concern in that, like, tell him just put his big boy pants on and go here. Me and my girl, we Hennessy. We don't play Hennessy and break her back. That's the one.

Hennessy, there we go, Terrace.

Yes. Is everybody drunk?

What is happening?

What is your girl's name? What's her first name?

Her name is Sheldon.

You don't have to give me the whole name. She's going to love that you called up Shoda this morning and just said all that stuff.

She'll probably sleep. I'm still at work right now. I don't get to work until probably like 11 in the morning. I've been at work all day. What the hell do you do?

Yeah, what do you do?

Drive trucks over the road. Well, I drive across the state and back down to Detroit. I drive to Grand Rapids, Traverse City, delivering stuff. I'm just a delivery driver in a big truck.

So when are you going and getting Hennessy in your body? When you get home or do you guys do it weekends?

No, I probably, yeah, the weekend, weekend, the weekend. Because I got to work all week. So the weekend, we're going to have some fun.

That sounded like a lie as well.

Wait, Mojo.

Yeah. Have you ever had sex after drinking Hennessy? I've never had Hennessy, believe it or not. For some reason, I need, what does it taste like?

I love. This is a strong-ass Cognac.

is it because i'm not really that them like listen i've never had brown alcohol until i started doing bourbon and liking bourbon during covid and i will be honest with you i think i like it like i think my my taste buds have been kind of wimped out remember the listeners you would always talk about and shannon would make fun of me because i liked umbrellas in my drink

like i loved anything with an umbrella that was not an exaggeration yeah now the harder the better

Like, I'm actually having a great time with this stuff.

Straight to straight to a little bit of burners, just a little bit of burners in it. Oh, OK, a little bit.

Mojo, you get on a Hennessy, you'll be treating Chelsea like Sheldon.

I like it.

All right. Well, thanks, Terrence. I appreciate you. Take care of yourself, buddy. I'm going to have the greatest weekend ever. I'm going home. On the way home, I'm going to stop by one of my favorite stores, and I'm going to get myself a big old bottle of Hennessy. I'm going to say, Chelsea, I am ready.

Please tape her reaction. Please, please, please, please, please.

I will. What's up, Nadine? What's going on, Nadine? It's Mojo in the morning.

Yes, hello. So I think I'm going to be a little bit more on the serious note here and tell your friend that, you know, what happened to like putting effort into their relationship if he genuinely thinks she has a problem and he cares about her why doesn't he put some effort in and talk to her about it and see what happens it means he really likes her isn't that what he's supposed to do and you know what

i think he's that kind of guy like he he truly most guys would sit there and never tell their friends this in a in a way that was hey man this is concerning i think that that's what he was saying and you're right that's actually nadine a good call and thanks for getting serious on that even though some of those other calls were more fun than yours but uh but yeah no that's a good that's a great point yeah and i think that's what he should do and i think that the other thing too is he doesn't want to be with a girl that the only time that she gets crazy for him is when she's got this wasted feeling so uh kenan what's up last call on this one kenan what's going on it's mojo

I agree with Nadine, but literally the other thing I'm thinking is, it's costing this guy a fortune to get lucky. It's costing drinks today?

That is true. I mean, you know, and she likes Chopin vodka. That's expensive vodka. What is that? Yeah, Chopin. Chopin's the expensive stuff.

It's a couple hundred bucks to have a good night.

It comes with a frosted bottle. You know it's expensive when they frost the bottle. The cheap ones are just in a clear glass. All right. Well, thank you for the call, buddy. I appreciate you. Have a great day. Have a great weekend.

Bye.

In the next 15 minutes, you'll hear about this on Mojo. Oh, my God. Hold on. Stop for a second. I said that was going to be my last one, but I saw Hope up there. Hope, are you there?

Yes, I'm here.

Hope, just tell your story real quick. I just saw this. Go ahead.

Well, I mean, if I have too many drinks, like, I've been in a situation where I'm around my friends and they've asked me while I'm with my man so does he have a big penis or not and I have said it's not big I've got myself in this situation before we're okay

It says, I was so drunk, I screamed out how small my man's penis is. While you were having sex with him?

No, no, no, no, no. While I'm in it, I was with a group of friends, and I have senses.

Oh, so that is off topic, but it is interesting.

$1,500, $1,000. Well, I didn't say it was small. I just said it wasn't big. And so he held this over my shoulder for the moment. You know what I'm saying? He was in your party group.

Could you imagine being the guy in the party group? He did it in front of him. Was it just out of the blue? Like, did you Tourette's it? Like, we're in the middle?

I didn't say it was, I was like, it's not big.

But I didn't say it was small.

No guy wants to hear their girl just go, not big. Like, not that we want you to lie, but just don't say anything at all.

Well, why are my friends asking me that in the first place? I agree. I agree.

They should not be asking. You have a little penis. Yeah. Well, thank you for the call, Hope. I appreciate it. Take care of yourself. Have a great one. Bye.

In the next 15 minutes, you'll hear about this on Mojo in the Morning.

All right. I should have probably not taken Hope's call because her poor man not only had the friends, but now I don't know how many listeners we have at this time. We might have more than 12. Now they all just heard that.

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