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All right. Mojo in the morning show. Megan's back this morning and we can now officially talk about what happened over the weekend because she called takesies on our topics. Takesies? Yeah.

Megan, I want you to go out and have so much fun and come back with so much to talk about. Then also, Mojo, I got back a day early and talked about everything you should have been talking about.

What are you talking about? You can't take a day off if you want to claim those topics.

I can when I'm getting this old and my hangover lasts this long, okay?

First off, can we talk about the fact that my wife got into Chicago a day earlier than I did because I was still down in Florida. and you and Chelsea and Ellen went out, the girls went out and she had the hangover of hangovers the next day when I came into town. You guys all went out drinking and I heard you were, Chelsea's like, Megan was so much fun. We had such a great time.

Chelsea is a terrible influence and I want everybody to know that you would think it was me being like, shots. Nope, it was your wife being like, another round. And I don't know why I went along with it Because if you know me You know I am not the biggest drinker But this weekend I guess I said Wake up liver, it's time to make up for lost time Because I went

Megan doesn't drink pretty much at all Like I know that listeners may not think that Because you hear the fun that Megan has That's all natural She does not But you don't drink very much And I used to always think that that was a lie That that wasn't the case Although this weekend you really got into it And I think the problem was you had Chelsea, my wife, on one side and Ellen, our old producer on the other, who are two drunks.

Oh, absolutely. The worst influences in my life, for sure. Especially because we kept getting more and more rounds and lost track of time. Chelsea, Ellen and I did. And right before the bar closed on Friday night, I ordered another drink. And I was to the point where in my head I was like, this is probably a good thing, OK, that the bar is closed. You shouldn't be drinking this. You've had too much. But no, no, no, no, no. Mojo's wife Chelsea says you grab that drink right now and you put it in your jacket and you walk out of the bar right now with that drink and me being the easiest person to convince to commit pretty much any crime was like yeah good idea

What kind of a drink was it? What drink was it?

I had a dirty Jim Martini.

Wait a second.

Wait, was it in a martini glass? Yes, sir. Oh, my gosh. How would you do that? I always spill those when they're on a table. How do you put it in a pocket?

I had the confidence of a drunk person and two jackets. So what I did was I went, this is like my inspector gadget moment. I was like, we'll put it in the pocket. Walk away. That was me. And when we got out into the streets of Chicago And I pulled the martini back out of my jacket Half of it was down the front of me And the other half was like, gobble, gobble, let's keep going I straight up pulled a Rihanna And I walked out of the bar with my glass And just was like, I'm going to finish this on the streets of Chicago And took it home with me So I saw my martini from the bar

Classy lady Wait, has anybody ever done a roadie with a drink like that? Like you're able to take the drink out?

All the time. Really? My friends and I are famous for this. In one of those big glasses? In the glass. If we don't finish a bottle of wine, we're not paying a cork. What do you call it? A corking fee? No. I am putting that bottle of wine down the front of my pants and buttoning my jacket up, and we're going home. Oh, my God.

So you take it all home with you and sneak it out?

In fact, Wes just witnessed it a couple of months ago when we were up north. we didn't finish. We each had like all glass of wine and then there was still the bottle left and so the waitress wasn't looking and I put it inside my jacket, same as Megan, and he goes, are you serious like doing that right now? I'm like, yes, I am because we

paid for it. But you gotta repackage

a martini. Oop, I dialed the wrong number. Apologize. Unless that's a guy answering my wife's phone. Are you sure? Is that a guy answering my wife's phone? Do I dial nine or what do I dial on this number here? I don't think I dial nine, right?

I don't think on that one

It changes monthly That was a good looking dude answering a phone there Guys with my wife right now I am so screwed I hope he's fixing something while he's there While I'm at home Chelsea, is there a man with you right now?

No

Oh, okay, I was making sure Would you like a man with you? Real quick, when I'm with you If somebody says, is there a man with you Do you answer no also?

Of course

um chelsea you were a bad influence on megan she's like stealing martini glasses and stuff like that and oh it's a good martini glass we're starting a collection what she she's blaming you as being the bad influence friend on this one

no first of all they said go ahead they said you can take your drinks if you want and i think they meant because we were at a hotel and maybe they thought we were staying at the hotel and take it to our room and i'm like of course thank you they didn't mean like out on the streets though no but he shouldn't have said it so there you go i made the mistake in not taking my drink i should have taken my drink but i was way too drunk were you yes i think that was my

third or fourth tequila i can't remember um and i'm trying to convince chelsea to come to uh Irish and Ionia this weekend, you better come with me, because I need somebody to basically get Megan to drink, because she never drinks with any of us.

I will go if I don't have other things going on.

I know, she's got a friend whose husband is in the hospital right now. That's not good.

I have to go to California.

Real quick, Megan drunk, Megan sober, which one do we like better?

Both. Oh my gosh, Both, both, both, both, both, both. So much fun.

All right. I think she's much more fun drunk.

Like, at one point, I wanted to lay my head on her bosoms. I didn't know if that would have been appropriate.

Can't blame you.

I know. I'm like, okay, can I motorboat on her?

Well, no, I wouldn't go that far. Motorboat? You said motorboat?

Do whatever you want.

They are beautiful. She's a beautiful woman. Yes. All right. I'll talk to you later, Chelsea. Okay, bye. All right, bye. Oh, my God.

Also, I know she couldn't hear me. A thousand percent her fault.

She could. She could hear. I dialed on the station so you could hear that. Oh, dang it. Now you say it. Now she's talking to that guy that answered the phone the first time. Hello. Hello. What's up, Laura? Hi.

Hey, good morning, you guys. Good morning. I was calling for sneak and drinks out of restaurants. When I was in college, we would go to Mexican restaurants that did pictures of margaritas. and if we couldn't finish them we would ask for to-go boxes and we would pour them in the boxes and then oh my god i want to be your friend that is genius gotta be creative that was the best method to the madness that we could come up with

I got a damn margarita. Who wants a margarita?

That's so awesome. Andrew, hi.

Hey there. How's it going?

Good. How do you take... What's that? Say what you're going to say.

We, my wife has found a new way to take drinks out of the bar. She uses the baby stroller. Yep. So... Is she bringing the baby into the bar? Yeah, we go to the little corner bar sometimes. We've got an eight-month-old and the other kids that are at home. So we'll sometimes go up, and she'll get a Moscow mule, and she'll just put it in the little cup holder there on the stroller, and we'll walk on out.

Take out. By the way—

That's four. That's what that cup holder's for.

It's funny that Holly also calling up about Moscow mules. Moscow mules have to be the most stolen drinks because—why, Holly?

Because of the mug. Exactly.

Everybody wants that thing.

Yeah. No, I was just out with a girlfriend, and we both ordered drinks, and we had to go. Thankfully, I was wearing a cardigan, and I was like, hey, you got me? And I just tucked it in my cardigan and nicely finished my Moscow Mule as I was walking back to my car. And now I have a really cool Moscow Mule cup.

There you go. A little souvenir. I'm guessing that restaurants have to, like, reorder Moscow Mule mugs all the time because people take them out of the restaurants or bars. Riley, what's happening?

Hello. Good morning.

Good morning. Are you a party girl?

Yeah. Yeah.

What do you take with you? What's your roadie?

So, shot glasses. I love shot glasses. When I first moved into my apartment, I had none. So now every single bar that I go to, I have a big old purse. Me and my friends just shove them in there.

And the bartender knows, right? Because you ordered a shot, you did the shot, then the glass disappeared.

It's fine.

Yeah. It's for me. As long as you're giving them a good tip, they're not going to rat you out.

And every time I see it, I say, you're coming home with me.

AJ, you're a security at a bar. What do you do?

Yeah, me and my dad own a security company. And every time they order a bottle I dumped it already

He said bucket instead of what we thought he said Okay so I'm sorry So everybody comes and they Because I got to reestablish

Crowd around each other And walk out at the same time Like there's a hole in the middle

Taking the bottle service bucket

And they're taking the bottles And they're trying to walk around like they're an army Almost to leave To take it all And they do this once a month Every month

And you know right away Exactly what they're doing

Right away And I also want to say I love you guys Because of you guys Me and my wife Are actually starting a podcast We're trying to come down Oh yeah Nice I love that We love you too

That's cool Come back Here I'll put you on hold So that you can talk To our producer Okay Alright Let's see here Oh this is a good one We had the parent That takes the Drinks and puts them in the stroller Lydia goes one step further What do you do, or I'm sorry, Lynn, what do you do?

Alright, so I was out to dinner, not the first time I've done it, out to dinner with my family At a Mexican restaurant, I had a nice Little margarita, kids and Boyfriend And everything, and The kids didn't take Their to-go Drink, because, you know, the kids' cups Come in the to-go cups So I emptied out their drink into the empty glass on the table and put my margarita in it. I want to be your friend, too. And I took mine to go. My boyfriend looked at me and said, what are you doing? And I said, nobody's watching.

You paid for it. You have to finish it. Just like you tell your kids to finish everything off their plate. You need to finish everything in your glass.

It sounds like at our events, we need to start giving away cups. I'm telling you though the best is to go box with the straw in it that was by far alright Mojo in the morning show the other thing that was funny and I wanted to recap this because we'll get done with it because we're going to have another weekend full of us all partying with each other was the next day was Saturday when we all myself, Chelsea my son Luke and then Megan was there EJ uh was there we went to ellen's house for a saint patrick's day party it made me realize how spike was so brave over all those years having the saint patrick's day parties at his house because people are really really bad at oh homes on saint patrick's day parties it's a wreck it's

like a bomb went off the next day you realize how much damage and how much stupidity goes on of those parties

Alan lives

in a great apartment okay she's in downtown chicago she's now living there she's our old producer you guys remember her she has this great apartment and i felt like a proud dad going to visit her you know for the first time and it's got like this cool lobby and everything and we get brought up to our apartment and there are all these people aren't there oh not using coasters why do people not use coasters uh and then drinking game they played a they played a game And, Megan, I'll let you take it from here because when I saw a potato come out, I thought this could not be a good thing.

See, once the potato came out for me, all of my dreams and wishes had come true. Because as soon as we woke up, we got up so early to watch the river be turned green. And we, as soon as we opened up our little eyelids, started hearing these rumors that a potato was coming to the party. Who was going to bring the potato? We need a potato. Why is there a potato? I can't tell you why there's going to be a potato, but there has to be a potato at Ellen's Place. We coordinated somebody going to a grocery store to bring a potato for the mystery drinking game. And I know what you're thinking. What game? Well, it was adult hot potato. Yeah, you thought exactly right.

Or shot potato. Shot potato. Hot potato.

Shot potato is what we called it. They literally threw a potato in a microwave and started throwing it while having a drink in your hand. And if you didn't catch the potato, you had to chug your shot and you were out or whatever. Rip your shot. Oh, my God. I love it. Chug your shot. But here's the thing. You would think in an apartment of one of your friends, it would be like a fun game, lightly tossed back and forth. Don't spill. No, no, no, no. Lots of strangers in Ellen's apartment who had no care in the world for her belongings. And they were called the Hypebeast boys. They were from Columbus. and they were, you would have thought they were in the MLB the way they were throwing this potato around. Like this was tryouts to make the Tigers.

There was potato chunks flying across the, because people couldn't catch the potato because it was hot and they were throwing it hard too. Oh my gosh, you're going to put out a window or something.

They were breaking candles on our shelves, they knocked a picture frame off the wall and it shattered. Like everything was breaking in our apartment. And Ellen was calm and smiling the entire time. What got into her? Nothing was a big deal. It was crazy. Crazy. Alcohol got into her. Edibles got into her.

So here's the thing. I was thinking to ourselves, you know, hey, this actually could be a fun game when I first heard about it. The shot potato to play like at Kennedy's on Friday for our St. Patrick's Day party. But then I was thinking, it's going to turn into fisticuffs. Do you remember when we did the slap off that one time and people started like beating each other up and it turned out to be like a really bad thing as people were like one by one slapping each other until it got to a point where somebody wanted to give up? The hot potato kind of turned into that, too.

Someone's going to chuck it at someone else's head. Yeah.

All right. So here's a question. What's the best drinking game? Call us up and tell us like your favorite drinking game and which one is the best one to play. Because we all know beer pong. You know, we all know.

Slippy cup.

I love Flippy Cup Flippy Cup, Quarters I mean all those games But is there a game that we're not playing That we don't even know about That's perfect for St. Patrick's Day That's like a good drinking game Because I'll tell you what I thought that Shot Potato was going to be it Until A typical Ohio State Buckeye fan You know

Oh my god, so many Buckeyes there So many Buckeyes And at one point Yeah, because I forgot too All of her friends went to OSU, and they were losing the basketball game, which you love to see it. And I yelled out, go blue, and I thought I was going to get murdered.

Oh, my gosh. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I will tell you this. I did order on Amazon yesterday a breathalyzer for Friday. Did you? Yeah, because we always said, you know what? Let's have the cops come, and we've had the cops come, the sheriffs, you know, Sheriff Bouchard come. And I thought, you know what? I'm just going to get a breathalyzer test. Because I figured that we need to, at the end of the day, we need to go and find the drunkest person in the bar and find out who they are. And maybe what we'll do is we'll give them a free Uber.

Bring it to Grand Rapids, too, because all of us are going to be staying in a hotel. It's going to be bad news. That's when it gets crazy.

Jake, what's the best drinking game, Jake?

Hands down, my favorite game was Waterfall. What's that? How do you play? um it's a it's basically a card game and i'm trying to i'm trying to remember a lot of it but it's hard to remember when you're drunk as hell it's like five is for the guys four is for

the the w word for women and like based on what card you throw down is who drinks

yeah and you're basically you can like screw the hell out of your neighbor

And it's just funny as hell We got one of my friends Drunk off of that game And she will never play it again

Okay, alright, we'll have to look that up And get the official rules It's tough asking a guy who got drunk on it To actually tell you how to move it, right? What's up, DJ?

So there's this game called Stumper And it's basically Stumper, like the little bunny rabbit So you pound On the table, like everyone makes like a beat or whatever and then you each have your own sign and like you have to make your sign like your person the next person sitting next to you you have to like say that person takes the little man off their cup you know like they each have their own individual little thing that they do like one person makes bunny ears on top of their head yeah and and every person everybody's got a hand motion yeah and then you got to do it until someone's like you drink like you know

until you mess up yeah right you have to remember how drunk did you get playing thumper

Oh, you don't want to know. It's so funny. I remember all these games, but I don't remember the rules to them. I know. You ever play that one with the ACDC song? Thunderstruck.

We played that before Hot Potato, which makes sense as to why we played Hot Potato. But Thunderstruck is my favorite drinking game.

Well, because you don't have to remember the rules. Just drink any time until they say Thunderstruck again.

What's up, Christy?

Hi. We play If I Roll a Five.

If I Roll a Five? Explain.

It's just like a truth or dare game, and you have to have one dice, and however many people you want to play, play. And so say I've got the dice, and I pick one person in the group and say, Mojo, if I roll a five, you've got to go behind the bar and pour your own drink. If I roll a five. If I don't, then I've got to drink. Oh, okay. That's a good easy one to remember.

Megan just swallowed the dice.

You've got a drink.

Thank you for the call. We appreciate it. I like games, by the way, that are just simple and easy and not athletic. That's why that Thunderstruck game is the best. Don't give me an athletic game because I'm not an athletic person.

And I can't remember all these rules. Some of the card games, I'm like, I don't want to sit here and play cards. I can't remember any of this stuff.

I just don't want to pull a muscle or have to have knee surgery because of a drinking game on St. Patrick's Day. Alex, what's up? Hi, how's it going? Good What's the drinking game? Shimmy shimmy

Oh, I just I like the name

Oh, yeah Sometimes it's known as Zimmy zimmy or zoomy zoomy

Yep So you're going to clap along To the We will lock you beat Then you have shimmy shimmy The next person is Number one Number two Number three So you say Shimmy shimmy Two two And then whoever is two Has to say Two two four four

Oh, that's tough I'm not going to be able to do it Is this a sobriety test? That's what it sounds like. Oh, my God. All right. Any good ones? Any last ones I should take, Lydia? Line five? Okay. Allison, you're one that Lydia said to take. What's up?

Drunken Uno.

Drunken Uno?

Yeah. It's kind of like normal Uno ruins your life regardless. So you take Uno and you play it normally, but the reverse person, you take a shot or whatever it was. And I don't remember exactly, but you would have to look up the actual rules of that. But I'm always the one to watch because I'm not really the big drinker. So it's the funniest thing when you watch everybody else get drunk on it. It's like when you draw a four, you have to take four shots or you have to draw two and you have to do the two. And then if you play stacks with it, it's the same thing and it just gets five times funnier.

Yeah, again. Okay. Again, it's a family too much. Wait a second.

Nobody has asked the question that we are all wondering about this boy that you were supposed to meet. Tell us about him.

I don't care about the potato. I want to hear about the dude.

Ellen C blocked me this weekend. No, I thought she was trying to set you up with him. Well, I learned lots of great information this weekend. Like the fact that apparently she never even told this guy about me.

oh no wait but did you meet him no oh what the hell she sold him up front to you and it was like

we were all in anticipation uh so was i so was i and even at one point she um like was telling me i'm so excited for you guys to meet but it's probably not going to be this weekend because he's really busy and i was like oh well is maybe we can get like lunch or breakfast like get a coffee or something like i just want to meet him so that it's not weird when i stalk him online and slide into this boy's dms and she was like uh well he doesn't really know who you are i said excuse me ma'am what and she said

I was trying not to freak him out, and I just wanted you two to meet before I was like, I've got somebody for you. And so she built this guy up, lied to me, and then kept him from me. So essentially, I'm never talking to Ellen again.

But honestly, aren't you happy you didn't meet the guy after the weekend that you had?

Yeah. I mean, think about it.

You probably weren't in the greatest shape of all the martinis.

I didn't look cute. I did not. No, you looked cute. No, I didn't act cute. Nothing about this weekend was cute for me. I'm very glad EJ was there because any other guy around, I was not impressing.

What that means is, guys, she's still available for this weekend.

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