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Mojo in the morning show. Kev, we're going to do a little talk here about siblings and sibling craziness.

craziness i know i can't be the only person out here with a wild sibling that has done something unthinkable and my sister tried to kill me when we were younger now i was a tyrant i'm the older brother i only have one other sibling her name is melinda she is my heart and soul my everything i love my land and i used to terrorize her to no avail like i remember one time my mom was at the pawn shop like i guess she was pawned something because we had no money so imagine being at the pawn shop she left us in a car i'm aggravating my sister to the point where she literally kicks out the window in the van that's how bad i used to irritate my sister i remember one time i'm sitting at the dining room table and i had to be like giving lynn the craziest day of her life because she was pissed off but for some reason and you know obviously like when you make somebody mad don't let them cook for you because you don't know what you're about to get but i made her so mad and For some reason, I allowed her to make us, like, lunch that day. She made me, like, a little turkey sandwich. I'm sitting at the table, just got done watching PBJ and Otter. Oh, my God. We're back in the day, dog. The noodle dance. Come on, man. You know what's going on. You know what's going on. I'm sitting at the table, man. Got my little sandwich. I remember paper plate. Got my sandwich. She lay it on there, and she, like, standing there watching me eat it. But I'm not really, you know what I'm saying, monitoring that. I know she over there. I go to Biden. And she's like, no, wait, wait. I'm like, what? She's like, I put alcohol in it. What? She said she put rubbing alcohol inside of my sandwich, bro. I thought it was like alcohol. Oh, no, not a party. She tried to kill me. I'm just thankful that she didn't let me fully go through with it. I would have let you take a bite. I would have died.

No, just a little taste in your mouth.

I don't think it worked like that. It's like soap. Just a little taste. I don't think it works like that. You wouldn't have died. That is evil. It's rubbing alcohol. Why do you say it like it's just... It's a toxic. Like mustard. It's gross. It's rubbing alcohol. It's not to be consumed.

What bite probably wouldn't have killed you, but the whole thing might have. What if my throat had a guy like...

It would have been that good. You know, incinerated. What? I wouldn't have been on this radio show.

Maybe this is the reason why you are who you are right now. Maybe we blame Linda for everything that has ever happened.

She almost tried to kill me.

She almost tried to kill you. Poison me. By the way, I could never picture her doing that. She seems like she's, like, the nicest, sweetest person in the world.

You ever seen that show, Snapped?

Wait, are you saying that's her? No, it isn't Snapped. Really, she is? Okay. What's up, Jessica? How you doing?

Good, how are you? Good morning. Good morning. What's happening? So, me and my sister, when we were younger, she had her boyfriend over, and she was making mac and cheese, and I wanted some, and she was like, oh, there's not going to be enough. So, I called her mom, because she was very, like, don't waste food, and I called her to to make another box and i started making another box and my sister flipped out and was like fine just have my macaroni and we got into a fight and she pushed me and i punched her

do you see by the way how great it is to not be an only child when you see hair stories like this or is it better to be an only child would you rather have been an only child

um actually it's funny because my my dad he had a son with another mom another person he like looks into mine and my sister's uh relationship and he's glad he's an old child

i think about how mean i'm the oldest of three girls that we grew up together in the same household and we were all so mean to each other the amount of hair pulling was really bad yeah but

When you only have an older brother, you learn how to fight, fight.

And that's not a good skill to have as a young girl. Yeah. I mean, my two younger sisters ganged up on me.

By the way, there are more people that, here we're talking about sibling and rivalries. There are more people that are telling us about things that people put in their food. Like, that person that put Windex in their sister's Kool-Aid. Is she on one? What? What's going on? Are you there, Mojo, in the morning? Who is this?

Hi, my name's Amanda.

Amanda, your sister tried to kill you.

I actually was the one that did the pudding. You did? Amanda.

In the Kool-Aid?

Yeah. Well, we were young, and it was at a point in time where she was putting stickers on everything. Like, she got them from school, and she was putting stickers on everything. And it was like, no, don't drink this. Don't eat that. And it was annoying. so I squirted a couple scores of Windex in her drink and she smelled it before she drank it. Oh, thank God.

Dude, that's how people kill their wives on Dateline. No, I'm serious but they'll use like anti-freeze and stuff.

Yeah, that is. That's a thing. They find it in the toxicology report later. Keith Morrison's coming after your ass on that one. Laura, what's up?

Hi. I have a twin brother, and when we would get pissed at each other when we were in elementary school, my mom used to make us make each other lunches every day, and when we were upset with the other one, we would just pack each other just bread sandwiches. So we'd get to school the next day and we would just bite into a nothing sandwich. Which would just extend the fight even longer. That's cute, though.

See, that's fine. Windex in your food. Alcohol in your foods. I don't to know what summer what's up with you how you doing oh gosh i'm good how are you good what's

going on um so i wanted to tell you guys a story i was only about six years old and uh i'm the youngest of three my brothers are five and six years older than me and they thought it'd be funny one day to feed me an entire bar of chocolate laxatives oh my god oh yeah and then my mom and dad and i we all went to the drive-in theater that night i was throwing up violently in the bathroom and some lady's like where are your parents i'm like i don't know i think i'm dying

thank god we had brothers and sisters right isn't that wonderful they've taken over cities before

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