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Mojo In The Morning

Sick Sex

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January 6, 2023 | 00:07:20 | Leisure

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00:01:36 - 00:01:45 | Speaker 4:

Mojo in the morning. We were talking earlier this week about how, like, illness kind of struck every one of us from the holidays all the way on. Is there still sickness in your house?

00:01:46 - 00:02:27 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my God. Well, so Smith has, like, a little bit of a cold. I had that nasty stomach bug or whatever that was over our holiday vacation, which I talked about. I had to come home from visiting Wes's family in Canada after less than 20 hours there. It was terrible because I couldn't stop vomiting. And then he ended up getting it. So he's still just getting over it. His kids are in the thick of it right now. But so yesterday he was like complaining to me all about it and you gave me this and whatever. And I said, wait a second. I am still such a good girlfriend because while I felt like absolute death, I still baked cookies with you.

00:02:28 - 00:02:29 | Speaker 4:

Wait, is that how he got the bug?

00:02:29 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 1:

Is that how he got it? Probably how he got the bug, but you can't complain at that point.

00:02:34 - 00:02:41 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. Wait a second. So you guys are so into your relationship that even you, with vomiting all over the place.

00:02:41 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 1:

Well, I had stopped vomiting at that point.

00:02:43 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 4:

But sick in bed.

00:02:44 - 00:02:45 | Speaker 1:

Super sick.

00:02:45 - 00:02:47 | Speaker 4:

He still had sex with you.

00:02:47 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 1:

Still, yeah. So I said, you can't complain, right?

00:02:51 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. Well, he deserved to be sick for that, for doing that. Dr. Warner would not recommend that.

00:02:57 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 2:

Oh, see, we'd do it, too, and I just feel like we've already lived together. By the time you discover you're sick and have the symptoms, it's too late. You've already been contagious, and you already passed it, too. If you're going to get it, you're going to get it.

00:03:08 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 4:

Do you wear a mask while you're having it?

00:03:09 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 2:

No.

00:03:10 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 4:

You don't have any protection?

00:03:11 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 2:

No, but harnesses and sometimes a ball gag. Wait, were you asking me or Shane?

00:03:16 - 00:03:16 | Unknown:

What?

00:03:16 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 4:

is six sex something that that you do in your relationship 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 it's funny uh that uh you could be like deathly ill and you know not feeling good maybe even a fever and you'll still want it that's like the time when i i would think that most people would

00:03:40 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 1:

You say it with this big question mark, but I mean, hashtag new relationship, right?

00:03:46 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 4:

So that's a thing?

00:03:48 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 1:

I mean, I've never been one to ever, I mean, when I say I felt like death, obviously that's an exaggeration, but I really did feel pretty terrible.

00:03:59 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 4:

And so wait, so you feel like death, you feel terrible, and how does he try to get you convinced to have sex with him? Is he like flirting with you? Is he like rubbing up against your leg? Like, is he kissing on your neck?

00:04:11 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 1:

No, yeah. It's like, you know, you know that's what he wants in bed.

00:04:16 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 4:

This Wes guy is amazing.

00:04:18 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 1:

But.

00:04:19 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 4:

Man, oh, man. I don't know. I think, you know what's funny is I think COVID completely changed my opinion of this because before COVID, I would be like, take sex anytime I could. I could have actually, you know, had malaria or, I don't know, been pooping out my back side and i would have been like the front side's okay you know what i mean right but but covid changed me as far as that is concerned because we have now gotten to a point where when we get sick in our house like we'll sleep you know sleep in separate places or try to stay you know stay

00:04:55 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 1:

well remember he was the one who was cleaning up after me when i was getting sick like

00:05:00 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 6:

He was literally elbow and knee deep in barf.

00:05:02 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 3:

He cleaned up your vomit bowl, but still then tried to have sex with you.

00:05:07 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 6:

I know, I can't believe it. But then, again, you can't complain that I'm the one that got you sick.

00:05:10 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 11:

Well, remember the old adage they say, F a fever, shag a cold, or whatever it is. Joseph, what's going on?

00:05:17 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 9:

What's going on, guys? How are you guys doing?

00:05:19 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 3:

Good. Are you a person that has sick sex?

00:05:22 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 9:

Oh, man. And so I was out for a training weekend in the Army, and my girlfriend had went over to her parents' house. She caught COVID, came back. We had sex twice in one night. Never caught COVID. Wow.

00:05:37 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my gosh. You guys are superhuman. What do they call them, the people that didn't get COVID?

00:05:43 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 4:

Better than everybody? No.

00:05:46 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 3:

There were some kind of, yeah, they were like the ones that couldn't do it. Mojo in the morning, what's going on? Amanda.

00:05:55 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 2:

Hi. Yeah, totally done the sick sex thing. I don't know. Just because you're sick doesn't mean you're not still, you know, in the mood. Really? Oh, totally.

00:06:05 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 3:

You're still horny even when you're really sick?

00:06:11 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 2:

Yes. Well, it depends. Like, if you're on the ups, then it's like, okay. You know, like, when you're like, okay, I don't have 100% of my energy, but I'm getting there. so you're trying to feel like yourself again? Yeah. Totally.

00:06:23 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 4:

Wow. Dude, I feel like sweaty and gross and like heavy. Like my head feels heavy.

00:06:30 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

00:06:30 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 4:

You know what I'm saying? Like the word.

00:06:32 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 3:

Honestly, I actually have used the excuse, I have a headache before. I know it sounds weird, but you have that horrible headache or the congestion headache?

00:06:41 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. I can't imagine then like bouncing. Okay, but then. Bouncing.

00:06:46 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 6:

then imagine having in your back pocket the ultimate remember when i had just been barfing

00:06:55 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 3:

and i let you you know i think you wanted him to be sick and that's why you did it i think you're like you know what i want him sick he's not i don't want him going out on new year's without

00:07:04 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 5:

me what's up what's up lisa hello mojo what's going on lise so my friend caught covid and her her boyfriend would still have sex with their mask on.

00:07:17 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 11:

That is so romantic. You're not breathing on each other.

00:07:19 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 5:

I go, so how do you guys kiss? Oh, we kiss through the mask.

00:07:23 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 3:

But it's got to be one of those KN95 masks because the other ones don't work.

00:07:28 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 11:

I don't think that's what they had in mind when they said wear protection.

00:07:32 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 5:

Oh, no, she ended up pregnant. Oh, no.

00:07:36 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 11:

That's funny. Our little COVID baby.

00:07:41 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 3:

David, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:07:43 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 8:

Mojo, you got to get those cookies sick, angry. You got to get that poison out, man. Is that what that is? Anytime you can get it.

00:07:50 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 11:

You know what? It does raise your immune system. Well, maybe it's too late if you're already sick.

00:07:54 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 3:

I don't know. I think Mucinex kind of does it for me, but that's pretty wild. But you're right, though. I bet you that they say a little exercise or go for a walk or something, but maybe sex is the way to do it, right?

00:08:06 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 8:

That's right, Mojo. You get it when you can.

00:08:09 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 3:

Nicole, oh, God, keep the dump button ready for this one. Nicole? Hi, Mojo. Wait, hold on. Actually, I'm going to tell your story and you just giggle, okay? Because I'm going to keep it clean. You guys had sick sex and you actually got sick while performing something?

00:08:29 - 00:08:29 | Unknown:

No.

00:08:29 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 10:

Yep.

00:08:30 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 3:

Oh, no. Oh, my God.

00:08:33 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 11:

Please tell me you didn't continue after that.

00:08:35 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 5:

I mean, we cleaned it up a little bit. Oh, no.

00:08:39 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 3:

All right, we're ending on that one. Oh, that's awful. But was it the best sex ever? No, not at all. No, I bet not. All right, Mojo in the morning show.

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