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Sick Sleeping
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Sick Sleeping

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June 8, 2023 | 00:09:43 | Leisure

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00:01:46 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 1:

Come on. And she is like playing with me and playing with my heart a little bit here right now. And I wanted to throw this out there and ask the question of you guys. And then I want to ask the listeners this question. I need to know, do you sleep in the same bed with your spouse when they are sick? Because I have been feeling a little under the weather or had been feeling under the weather. I feel so much better today than I have the last couple of days. And actually last night I started feeling great and it started on Sunday night and then it went into Monday and then Tuesday night and my wife left the bed to go sleep in the basement and I have to be honest with you this is caused for some pain for me because oh my god there was a point in our marriage actually a couple of times in our marriage few times in our marriage where we slept in separate rooms now what kind of sickness are we talking from the top or from the bottom uh the well no no uh diarrhea okay no explosive stuff coming out of the the butthole okay um it's just that i've been congested feeling a little groggy a little tired okay and then um a couple of times i had a couple of coughing times where i was coughing but i have been really good right now i do have still a little bit of um but nothing like it's nothing like that's holding me back at all. Like my voice sounds still so beautiful. Listen to that right there. Yes. Why do you want to inflict suffering on your wife? Because, well, no, hold on. I don't think I'm inflicting suffering. When you're sick, are you suffering? Here's, but here's the problem, Megan, and you have to understand this. I am somebody that really does not get better unless I know that I have the strength of this beautiful woman with me in the bed and I need to have her. I need to have her next to me i need to be able to roll over and know that she is there at one point i could actually see her walking around the house with a surgical mask did she really at one point she was not feeling great she was uh you know thinking that i got it from her and then she realized it was just in her head uh so she decided that she was going to go down to the basement she was going to sleep down there and honestly i was worried that i wasn't going to get her back and then last night i was worried i was worried i was worried that she wasn't going to be there by the way this is two times this morning that I'm going to dial her up, okay? This is just twice today. This is the most that we've talked in probably years. So anytime we talk, it's usually about the kids. This is us talking about each other. Chelsea.

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Hello again.

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I am talking about how you are my rock. You are the love of my life. You are my everything. Chicago, that classic band, calls you my inspiration.

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Oh, my God. What do you want?

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i was telling i was telling these guys how you left the bedroom for the first time since our marriage was in peril and it crushed me this week and i don't understand why you can't sleep in the same bed with me even when i am not feeling well

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Because you're sick, and I don't want to get sick. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

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Chelsea, I don't know if you recall. Remember Monsignor Tom? He was the guy that married us?

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I recall.

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He did this whole thing where he said, for better or for worse. He said that we would love each other for better or for worse. I think he was meaning this as the worst part.

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We've had much worse, but I've never. That I would sleep in the bed with you every night.

00:05:33 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 3:

No. You can still love each other from afar. When I went through my heart surgery, when I went through my heart surgery, this woman was next to me, nursing me to health. Why could you sleep with me in the same bed after my heart surgery, but you couldn't sleep in the same bed with me during this time?

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Because you can't catch a heart problem. Because you're sick. I don't want to get sick.

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I understand. But you have to understand something. My heart is weak.

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You have nothing to talk about on the air.

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No, we got, come on, we got a lot. We got a lot of people calling up wanting to win concert tickets and stuff like that. But no, this is very important for me. At one point in our marriage, I remember we used to have sick sex. Like we actually used to, you know.

00:06:14 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 4:

That was not with me. I don't know who you're talking about. No, we did.

00:06:18 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 3:

We did. I remember that. Because remember, there was one time, I think it was Courtney, our friend Courtney, that told us that if you had sex while you were sick, that it actually brought back your, it made your immune system stronger.

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It boosted.

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Yes, it boosted it.

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That was not me.

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Chels, listen.

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Sorry.

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I love you. I love you for, you could have, listen, you even pointed out yesterday you had a stress pimple. And listen, I still love you with a stress pimple.

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That's not contagious.

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You can't catch a stress pimple.

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I appreciate that. You were the cause of my stress.

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I just want you to know that you could be seriously next to me, vomiting all over, and I would still be there with you.

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Thanks.

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Well, I'm happy that you were in bed yesterday. I feel so much better today. I think it's because of having you next to me.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Charles, did you hear him say that when you went to sleep down there, he was scared you were never coming back?

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believe me i didn't think i would all right i gotta go i gotta go i will tell i love you love you love you she said love you to be fair we turn into big babies when we're sick yes i don't know if you do mojo but i do i turn into a giant baby you turn into big babies until

00:07:45 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 5:

you get horny and you're like but i but i think i can still do that really really you know why

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because our immune system gets stronger. What's up? Dominga, hi.

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Yes.

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Dominga, is it asking too much to have the love of my life next to me while I'm not feeling well?

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I don't think so.

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Yeah, see?

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Thank you for that. Thank you for your support.

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Do you and your partner sleep together if you guys are not feeling great?

00:08:13 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, and so for some reason, I'm the one that's always sick, and he never gets sick. I've had COVID, and he's been okay. I've had strep throat, and he's been okay, too. This doesn't seem fair. And he's been on a trip with his cousin. They went to Vegas, and he had COVID, and he still did not get sick.

00:08:34 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 3:

Isn't that amazing? This guy's got a great immune system. I will say this.

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I don't think he's an alien.

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I know you could be. During the COVID times, I remember Chelsea and I, we still were there with you. Actually, no, she didn't. When we didn't have any clue what was going on, it was the first time that we had COVID. I remember she actually sealed the door off to the bedroom. Like she had like, I think even towels down by the door. But, but see, we survived. What's up, Sarah? Hi.

00:09:01 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 1:

Hey, good morning. Um, I, sometimes I make my husband sleep in the living room. I'm not willing to give up my bed.

00:09:08 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Here's the thing that when you, when you live in the same house and somebody's sick, even if you're sleeping in separate bedrooms, which I do understand, it's like, you're, you're still doomed. You're in the same little space Yes You're sharing the same little space no matter what

00:09:23 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 3:

You understand that Sarah That eventually you have to walk past that couch

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I mean, but I don't have to give up my bed Oh, so it's all about your bed

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Sarah, people are calling me a whiner Am I a whiner?

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Listen, all men when they're sick are whiners

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Really?

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Oh, whiners, whiners

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That's all we do is complain?

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Definitely a whiner

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Why is it that we are supposed to be the strength in the relationship?

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Because, listen, when you, okay, if you have strep throat and then Chelsea gets strep throat, who's going to cry about it more? And who's going to get up and take care of the kids and clean the house and still make them?

00:10:00 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 5:

dinner and all that healthy is listen there is no doubt that this woman is much stronger than i am in more ways than one but there is also no doubt in this that when i am sick i am one of those people that i i love on her more you know what i mean like i i appreciate this is where i realized that i i made the right choice of having her in my life but that's the same thing with a toddler

00:10:25 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 4:

Like a toddler is way more cuddly with you than they're sick.

00:10:28 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, that's true. I guess I'm a toddler. Kaylin, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

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Hi, guys. Good morning.

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Good morning.

00:10:37 - 00:10:45 | Speaker 4:

I am not sick. I'm just pregnant. And my husband is so fed up with me and the pregnancy pillow that he moved to our toddler bed.

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How dare he, that bastard?

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I know.

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That's a horrible human being, by the way, that he would do something like that.

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But honestly, isn't it kind of nice to have that whole big bed to yourself? It is so nice.

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Maybe that's the thing. You've got to get a pregnancy pillow in bed. There you go. All right. Thank you. When do you do, by the way?

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I do in October.

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Congratulations. Do we know what we're having?

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We're having a girl again. Oh. Congratulations. Are we happy?

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Are you happy about that?

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