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Signs You're A Freak
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Signs You're A Freak

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Mojo in the morning. You know what we're going to do right now? We're going to get our free con. Get our free con. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get our free con. Kevin, what's going on, buddy? How are you, man? I'm feeling good, man. How are you? Good. Kevin, by the way, got a little salty because the Salvation Army major took his microphone.

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Listen, I gave it up willingly. I said, here, no problem. She said, you want me to move? I said, no, I can sit over here. We got options. You were salty that I did my commercial on Lydia's Suite and told me I might as well just stand here and do the rest of the show. You know what? If we're going to tell her, let's tell it all.

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You made Shannon and I feel like you don't want to be with us. Don't try to bring Shannon in your drama. Shannon said that to me. She said I was very offended by this. And I said to Shannon, I go, I agree. I'm offended, too. Shannon, don't let him lie on that. He thought that maybe it was.

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It's not the same. It's not the same energy when you're not in here. Don't let him lie on your name, Shannon.

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The commercial was horrible, by the way. It was really bad.

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All right, let's talk about freaks, though.

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All right, let's get the freak on.

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I had a conversation with someone, and they were telling me that there are certain things that stand out about a person. And when you see these things, you say, oh, yeah, that's a freak. So I wanted to know, are there things that immediately, when you look at someone, that's a dead giveaway? Now, the thing that they said about a woman was if you see a woman and she has a large tattoo on her side, I'm not talking about like a little Bible verse, nothing cute under the boob, about a rib cage, like a full tattoo.

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Like a raven or something.

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Yeah. A flower on her side. On her side. And if that extends from her side to like her upper thigh, like down the leg. That's the new tramp stamp. Man, they said if you see that, she a freak. Yes. I agree.

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Okay. Okay. Now, for guys, like if you see a dude with a thumb ring, he's into some stuff. Oh, I needed a guy who wore a thumb ring, and I agree with that statement. Remember the story I told about the guy that pulled out a paddle? Oh, he had a thumb ring? Oh, he had a thumb ring.

00:04:06 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 8:

Regular dude's not out here just with thumb rings, bro. Like, that's a sign that you blew him a couple things.

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Yeah, that one really got me.

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Couple things. Couple things. Does he use the thumb ring at all, or is it just that he has the thumb ring?

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Oh, Shannon? He did not. You don't know what you're referring to, but he did not use the thumb ring.

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Does the thumb ring come into play? I always think that when a guy has a thumb ring like that, he's a gypsy or something. I don't know.

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A traveler.

00:04:31 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 7:

Yes. They're not known as gypsies anymore?

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Yeah. Okay. We call them travelers.

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All right. He's that or he's a fan of Harry Potter?

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Okay. Which house is yours?

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Yeah.

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Hufflepuffs Thumb rings Oh, thumb rings? Slytherin He's Slytherin today, you know

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What's the other? Any others?

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That's all I got, bro I would say, and there's like a saying about this too

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But the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe. Come on. The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe? Yeah. Like her earrings? You could wear your hoop earrings as a bracelet. Right? I'm going to say that. No.

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That's crazy. I could see that. The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe? I could see. You've never heard somebody say that? No, I've never heard that. Girls with big hoops, man.

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I think I would throw that one on the list.

00:05:19 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 1:

That's insane. I think that's a good one. I always heard that girls that wear toe rings, too, are also kind of freaky. Toe rings freak me out.

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Really?

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They do. I don't like you. I think they're hot. Oh, my God. It literally makes my stomach go. Are you grinding your teeth? Yeah, it's one of them where I'm just like, oh.

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No, because you're proud of your feet. You know your feet look good. Nobody's putting toe rings on some janky feet.

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Somebody also told me that guys, when a guy wears his watch on his right hand and not his left hand on the wrist, that the guy is sending a message to possibly another person that's there that he's ready to go. Really? I always thought it was based on if you're a right-handed or a left-handed.

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Is that of the same sex? Like, he's telling other guys he's ready to go?

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It could be other guys, it could be other girls. I mean, it could be sending messages. He's sending messages to girls at bars. If you wear it on your right, because I'm a right-handed guy, so I always thought that you wear it on your left hand so that you can pop it up. But they say guys that wear it on the right hand, they're sending messages. So I don't know if that's the case. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I would love if you would share with us your freak thing that you think when you see somebody doing something or wearing something you know man they go into the bedroom

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and they do everything can i give you mine yeah i also think it's very hot when guys have nose

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rings really all right what kind of nose ring like or stutter hoop doesn't matter no you got

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you can't have a fake one are you talking about you say i said tupac like oh tupac oh okay i don't

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know what that so you want to stud a stud or a hoop you either or okay either or what if they wear both because i've been seeing that a lot lately that is a trend right now i've been thinking

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about getting my nose pierced a second time to do it too uh hot what what if they have their

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in between pierced down there oh lord with the chain attached no can i tell you what i honestly

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think attached anybody anybody who has their downstairs taking care of usually is not even that freaky really yeah i'm like then why do you do this to be cool really yeah that doesn't hurt when you walk? I was with somebody when they got it done. It hurts. A guy? No, it was a girl. I was about to cry.

00:07:30 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 1:

When you have... Okay, so here's a quick question. When you talk about the chain, where does the chain go to? So it goes from one to another. Where does it go?

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He had it on his thing, and then it went up to, like, his nipple.

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What if he has it chained to his wallet? So if you take his money...

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Didn't you want that, Kev?

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Not like this.

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No, I'm talking about the wallet. Not that. Oh, my God.

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Wallet chains, to me, are hysterical because I always think of just Kid Rock with wallet chains because he always has that little thing that goes down.

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I want it like that little Louis pouch that you can clip onto your belt loop.

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Yeah?

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I like that. I like that kind of thing.

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What about guys that wear messenger bags? Somebody told me that that was also another one, too, the guys with messenger bags.

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There's a guy who likes to... Oh, God, how do you say this appropriately on the radio?

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Yeah?

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Sometimes, Kev, you just... There's a guy who meal preps and goes to bed at 9.

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that's not a freak really he's a meal prepper he likes um uh for christmas we were talking about gifts like pogo sticks but like receiving it from a woman oh my god really that was the best way to get around that because you know exactly what i'm talking about if you carry a

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messenger bag i don't get it what would you do as a woman what would you question for you what would you do as a woman and we're not going to kink shame people but we are what would you do as a woman if you were in bed and he wanted you to do that? Would you be okay with that?

00:08:55 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 2:

I'm still trying to figure out what it is. They always say you've got to sacrifice for your partner and the one you love.

00:09:00 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 1:

That would make me wonder. I would wonder if he's

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into me or Steve. You wouldn't do it once just to see? Me to my husband?

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Yeah. No. Never once?

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No. I wouldn't.

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Do it tonight and just see what his reaction is.

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You know how Wes always

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Comes up on you and surprises you And goes boo Have this be your boo Well Megan have you done it to a guy

00:09:30 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 4:

No but I would do it once Would you dare me to say boop When I did it I would try it once just to be like Do you like it Did I do it

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What's up Abel how you doing It's Mojo in the morning

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I find that girls that have, like, grown women with Hello Kitty stuff all over. Freaky.

00:09:52 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. You see that? Freaky, freaky. You see that? Or Hello Kitty girls.

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People, women who have mirrored furniture. You know, the end tables that have the reflective surfaces. What about bedazzlers?

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What about girls that are bedazzlers? Bedazzlers always seem to me like they're a little freaky. What's up, Nicole? How you doing?

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I did that one time. I tried that one time.

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You did what one time?

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The pogo stick.

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The pogo stick.

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Oh, no. And what did he ask for it?

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He did.

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Oh, my God.

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You don't just spring that on somebody unannounced.

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Do you think that he really was into you? Or what do you think that story is about?

00:10:39 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 4:

No. So I asked him, and I told him, you know, have you ever tried a guy? Maybe that's your thing. Maybe that's, you know. He said, no, no, no, no, I'm not attracted. Not attracted to a guy.

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Interesting.

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Well, when you were done poker-sticking, did you just look at him and say, I'm the captain now? Yeah, I'm in charge.

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Was it weird for you, though? Like, were you kind of like, eee? Yeah. Yeah?

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Yeah. It was. It's not something that I am into or would do again, because it's... Yeah. You look at them differently after. That's exactly it. Yeah. Okay. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. That's super fair.

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That to me makes me go, I don't think we're going to have a second date. You know what I mean?

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Yeah, no, yeah. Are you glad you tried it?

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Are you glad you could, like, check that off your to-do list?

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I guess.

00:11:38 - 00:11:44 | Speaker 6:

How soon after you pogo-sticked him did you call your best friend and said, you're never going to believe what just happened?

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I'm pretty sure it was the same day.

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Immediately, in the group chat.

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She was kind of jealous. She was like, how come you always find these guys?

00:11:57 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 6:

What else have you done? Thank you for the call. Loretta, what's up? Loretta? Okay, I'm going to voice disguise you. Hold on a second. I'm voice disguising you. Go ahead. Go ahead. What's up?

00:12:09 - 00:12:16 | Speaker 3:

No, my ex-husband actually asked me to do that for him. And it actually ended up causing that divorce.

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Really?

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Wait, why?

00:12:19 - 00:12:19 | Speaker 6:

I can see that.

00:12:19 - 00:12:35 | Speaker 3:

Why? Because then he started looking up different adult sites. Yes. And different other than male and female. So he became obsessed with it. And he ended up with the male. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. Yeah.

00:12:35 - 00:12:45 | Speaker 6:

So that is interesting. Like, I could see where, and this is, again, no shaming at all, but I could see that maybe he was a little confused about his sexuality.

00:12:46 - 00:12:47 | Speaker 3:

I think so.

00:12:47 - 00:12:49 | Speaker 5:

How long were you all married before this happened?

00:12:49 - 00:12:50 | Speaker 3:

Two years.

00:12:50 - 00:12:58 | Speaker 5:

wow that's uh and he still with him so and prior and prior to that you had no assumptions or

00:12:58 - 00:13:06 | Speaker 3:

nothing gave you the thought not at all he was very masculine very well there yeah that uh that's

00:13:06 - 00:13:23 | Speaker 6:

an interesting thing very masculine i i uh i i do find that that would probably be one of those ones where you'd be like huh i wonder what we you know what i mean like that would uh make you feel that but are you guys still friends to this day or no do you not talk no we don't speak but we have

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mutual friends and i hear he's a great friend and he's so good okay all right well thank you i

00:13:29 - 00:13:43 | Speaker 6:

appreciate it by the way does anybody know and i know their advertiser does sorrellas uh sell pogo sticks do they call them pogo sticks no no okay all right when you argue with idiots people can't

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Tell who the idiot is. We fail to understand that on this show.

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