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Signs You're a Freak
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Signs You're a Freak

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December 19, 2024 | 00:12:06 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. You know what we're going to do right now? We're going to get our free con. Get our free con. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. Our free call. Kevin, what's going on, buddy? How are you, man? I'm feeling good, man. How are you? Good. Kevin, by the way, got a little salty because the Salvation Army major took his microphone.

00:02:04 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 4:

Listen, I gave it up willingly. I said, here, no problem. She said, you want me to move? I said, no, I can sit over here. We got options. You were salty that I did my commercial on Lydia's suite and told me I might as well just stand here and do the rest of the show. You know what? If we're going to tell it, let's tell it all.

00:02:18 - 00:02:31 | Speaker 3:

You made Shannon and I feel like you don't want to be with us. Don't try to bring Shannon in your drama. Shannon said that to me, she said, I was very offended by this. And I said to Shannon, I go, I agree. I'm offended, too. Shannon, don't let him lie on your name. He thought that maybe it was.

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It's not the same. It's not the same energy when you're not in here.

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Don't let him lie on your name, Shannon. That commercial was horrible, by the way. It was really bad.

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All right, let's talk about freaks, though.

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All right, let's get the freak on.

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I had a conversation with someone, and they were telling me that there are certain things that stand out about a person. and when you see these things you say oh yeah that's a freak so i wanted to know are there things that immediately when you look at someone that's a dead giveaway now the thing that they said about a woman was if you see a woman and she has a large tattoo on her side i'm not talking about like a little bible verse nothing cute under the boob about a rib cage like a full tattoo like a raven or something yeah a flower on her on her side on her side and if that extends from her side to like her upper thigh like down the leg that's the new tramp stamp man they said if you see that she a freak yes i agree okay okay okay now for guys like if you see a dude with a thumb ring

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that is he into some stuff oh oh i dated a guy who wore a thumb ring i agree with that statement remember the story i told about the guy that pulled out a paddle

00:03:46 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 4:

oh he had a thumb ring regular dude's not out here just with thumb rings bro like that's a sign

00:03:53 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 3:

yeah that one really got me couple things does he use the thumb ring at all or is it just that he has the thumb ring oh shannon did not you don't know what you're referring to i'm just wondering like does the thumb ring come into play i always think that when a guy has a thumb ring like that he's he's uh a gypsy or something i don't know a traveler yes they're not known as gypsies anymore we don't yeah okay we call them travelers all right he's that or he's

00:04:21 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 4:

a he's a fan of harry potter okay which house is he in what yeah hufflepuff yeah he's he's Thumb rings.

00:04:31 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 7:

Oh, thumb rings? Slytherin. He slither into that, you know.

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What's the other? Any others?

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That's all I got, bro. I would say, and there's like a saying about this too, but the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe. Come on.

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The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe?

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Yeah. Like her earrings? If you could wear your hoop earrings as a bracelet, right? I'm going to say that. No.

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That's crazy. I could see that. The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe? I could see. Yeah, girls with babies.

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say that no i've never heard that i think i would throw that one on the list that's insane

00:05:04 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 2:

i think that's a good one i always heard that girls that wear toe rings too are also kind of

00:05:09 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 3:

toe rings freak me out really i do i don't like i think they're hot oh my god it literally makes my stomach yeah grinding your teeth yeah like it's one of them where i'll be like no because

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you're proud of your feet you know your feet look good nobody's putting toe rings on some janky feet

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somebody also told me that guys when a guy wears his his watch on his right hand and not his left hand on the wrist, that the guy is sending a message to possibly another person that's there, that he's ready to go. Really? I always thought it was based on if you're a right-handed or a left-handed.

00:05:40 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 3:

Is that of the same sex? Like, he's telling other guys he's ready to go?

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Could be other guys, could be other girls. I mean, he could be sending messages. He's sending messages to girls at bars. If you wear it on your right, because I'm a right-handed guy, so I always thought that you wear it on your left hand so that you can pop it up. But they say guys that wear it on the right hand, they're sending messages. So I don't know if that's the case. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I would love if you would share with us your freak thing that you think when you see somebody doing something or wearing something, you know, man, they go into the bedroom and they do everything.

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Can I give you mine? Yeah. I also think it's very hot when guys have nose rings.

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Really?

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All right. What kind of nose ring?

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Like Tupac or... Stud or hoop. Doesn't matter.

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No, you can't have a fake one. Are you talking about... Did you say...

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No, I said Tupac.

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Oh, Tupac. Oh, okay. I don't know what that kind of... So you want a stud or a hoop?

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Either one? Either or.

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Okay.

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Either or. What if they were both? Because I've been seeing that a lot lately, too.

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That is a trend right now. I've been thinking about getting my nose pierced a second time to do it, too. Hot.

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Hot. What if they have their in-between pierced down there? Oh, Lord. With the chain attached?

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No, can I tell you what? I honestly think anybody, anybody who has their downstairs taking care of usually is not even that freaky. Really? Yeah. I'm like, why do you do this? To be cool.

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Really?

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Yeah. That doesn't hurt when you walk. I was with somebody when they got it done. It hurts. A guy? No. I was about to cry.

00:07:14 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 2:

When you have, okay, so here's a quick question. When you talk about the chain, where does the chain go to? So it goes from one to another. Where does it go?

00:07:22 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 3:

He had it on his thing and then it went up to like his nipple.

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What if he has it chained to his wallet? So if you take his money.

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Didn't you want that, Kev?

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Not like this.

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No, I'm talking about the wallet. Not that. Oh, my God.

00:07:37 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 2:

Wallet chains to me are hysterical because I always think of just Kid Rock with wallet chains because he always has that little thing that goes down.

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I want it like that little Louie pouch that you can clip onto your belt loop.

00:07:46 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 2:

Yeah? I like that. Like that kind of thing. What about guys that wear messenger bags? Somebody told me that that was also another one, too. that guys with messenger bags.

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That's a guy who likes to... God, how do you say this appropriately on the radio?

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That's a guy who meal preps and goes to bed at 9. That's not a freak.

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Really? A messenger bag guy? He's a meal prepper?

00:08:09 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 4:

He likes... For Christmas, we were talking about gifts, like pogo sticks, but receiving it from a woman.

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Oh my God.

00:08:18 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 4:

That was the best way to get around that because you know exactly what I'm talking about. If you carry a messenger bag, I don't get it.

00:08:25 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 2:

What would you do as a woman? Wait, question for you. What would you do as a woman? And we're not going to kink shame people, but we are. What would you do as a woman if you were in bed and he wanted you to do that? Would you be okay with that?

00:08:40 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 3:

I'm still trying to figure out what it is. They always say you've got to sacrifice for your partner and the one you love. That's it.

00:08:45 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 2:

That would make me wonder. I would wonder if he's into me. Into me or Steve.

00:08:51 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 5:

You wouldn't do it once just to see? Me to my husband? Yeah. No. Never once? No.

00:08:58 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 2:

Shannon, do it tonight and just see what his reaction is. Oh, my God. Videotape it. Megan.

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I'll buy it if you promise.

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You know how Wes always comes up on you and surprises you and goes, boo?

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Yeah.

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Have this be your boo. Well, Megan, have you done it to a guy?

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No, but I would do it once. Would you dare me to say boop when I did it?

00:09:20 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. You're going to say boop.

00:09:21 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 4:

I would try it once just to be like, this is terrible. I did it. Do you like it? Did I do it?

00:09:27 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 2:

What's up, Abel? How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:09:30 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 1:

Hey, I find that girls that have grown women with Hello Kitty stuff all over. Freaky. Yeah. Can you see that? Freaky, freaky. Can you see that? Hello Kitty girls.

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Women who have mirrored furniture.

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You know?

00:09:46 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 4:

That's a given. End tables that have the reflective surfaces. Yeah. What about bedazzlers?

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What about girls that are bedazzlers? Bedazzlers always seem to me like they're a little freaky. What's up, Nicole? How you doing?

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I did that one time. I tried that one time.

00:10:03 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 9:

You did what one time? The pogo stick.

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The pogo stick.

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Oh, no. And what did he ask for it?

00:10:10 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 8:

He did.

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Oh, my God.

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You don't just spring that on somebody unannounced.

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Do you think that he really was into you? Or what do you think that story is about?

00:10:24 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 7:

No. So I asked him, and I told him, you know, have you ever tried? a guy maybe that's your thing maybe that's you know he said no no no no i'm not attracted

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not attracted to guys interesting well when uh you were done uh poker sticking did you just look at him and say i'm the captain now

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yeah i'm in charge

00:10:49 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 9:

was it weird for you though like were you kind of like ee yeah yeah yes it is it was it's not

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something that i am into or would do again because it's yeah you look at them differently after it

00:11:05 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 8:

that's exactly it yeah okay that's fair yeah that's fair that's super fair that that to me

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makes me go i don't think we're gonna have a second date you know what i mean yeah no yeah

00:11:16 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 8:

are you glad you tried it are you glad you could like check that off your to-do list

00:11:20 - 00:11:29 | Speaker 9:

uh i guess how soon after how soon after you pogo sticked him did you call your best friend and said, you're never going to believe what just happened?

00:11:33 - 00:11:34 | Speaker 7:

I'm pretty sure it was the same day.

00:11:35 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 9:

Immediately, in the group chat. In the group chat.

00:11:38 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 7:

She was kind of jealous. She was like, how come you always find these guys?

00:11:42 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 9:

What else have you done? Thank you for the call. Loretta, what's up, Loretta?

00:11:46 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 7:

You have to make me voice disguise me.

00:11:48 - 00:12:12 | Speaker 9:

Okay, I'm going to voice disguise you. Hold on a second. I'm voice disguising you. Go ahead. What's up? do me your voice disguises bad you're are you on a speaker or something yeah can you hear me now yeah it's much much better what's up are you there i lost you you muted your phone you pushed your cheek up against the mute button can you hear me now yeah i got

00:12:12 - 00:12:44 | Speaker 6:

you now go ahead sorry i'm driving a truck um no my ex-husband actually asked me to do that for him um and it actually ended up causing a divorce really wait why i can see that why um because then he started looking up different um adult sites yes um and different other than male and female so he became obsessed with it with the male oh okay okay yeah so that is

00:12:44 - 00:12:56 | Speaker 9:

interesting like i i could see where and this is again no shaming at all but i could see that maybe he was a little confused about his sexuality i think so how long were you all married before

00:12:56 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 5:

this happened two years wow that's uh and he's still with him so and prior and prior to that you had no assumptions or nothing gave you the the thought not at all he was very masculine

00:13:12 - 00:13:14 | Speaker 6:

Very. Well, they're, hmm. Yeah.

00:13:15 - 00:13:16 | Speaker 9:

That's an interesting thing.

00:13:17 - 00:13:17 | Speaker 8:

They're very masculine.

00:13:18 - 00:13:32 | Speaker 9:

I do find that that would probably be one of those ones where you'd be like, huh, I wonder what we, you know what I mean? Like, that would make you feel that way. But are you guys still friends to this day or no? Do you not talk?

00:13:32 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 6:

No, we don't speak. But we have mutual friends and I hear she's a great friend and she's so good.

00:13:38 - 00:13:48 | Speaker 9:

Okay. All right. Well, thank you. I appreciate it. By the way, does anybody know, and I know they're an advertiser, does Torellas sell pogo steaks? Do they call them pogo steaks? No.

00:13:49 - 00:14:16 | Speaker 4:

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