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All right, it's Mojo in the morning. So, Megan, you realize that you do something in your sleep that you didn't know, and not only do I want to know what it is, but I want to know how you know you know what it is. What is it?

Okay, so my entire life, I have been battling the hardest hardship that I think anybody can go through, because once it's pointed out to you.

Not being able to sleep?

Well, it's worse than that. It's actually it's more traumatizing, I would say, in a way to the fact that or to the point where I don't want to sleep with a significant other anymore because it's been pointed out that you fart in your sleep.

You have irritable bowel syndrome.

Well, yeah, but that doesn't affect me. But the answer is also yes.

Yes, I do.

But what hot girls have?

Stomach problems.

Thank you. Appreciate the back up there. Thank you. Even worse than that Is the fact that apparently more and more I have been Sleepwalking Sleep talking And my new favorite I asked my brother what I did last night When he was freaked out And he said I sleep bitch faced And that was

What?

I took like You know how I take lots of like heavy naps I was A pure REM cycle at, like, six o'clock last night. And apparently I had sat up, and he thought I just woke up. But, like, exorcist, like, sat up in one fluid motion. I huffed really loudly at him and then made the nastiest bitch stank face is what he called it. Looked him dead into his soul, he said, and then immediately laid back down and went right back to sleep.

Like, you didn't just do that. Right.

Please tell me he got video or a photo No because it's just out of the blue I need a security camera I guess in my living room So that when I sleepwalk We can start catching it But like he said it was so terrifying He thought he was going to get yelled at He didn't know what he had done wrong Didn't even realize I was sleeping Huffed at him He was ready for me to start yelling And then just went right back to bed How am I ever going to have a significant I'm going to scare the crap out of people

You know what though I will go on the record Just saying you deserve to have it If you get woken up from dead sleep You deserve to be You know Upset about it I don't know But with that said Anybody ever Sleep with someone

or, you know, be in a relationship with someone who is an ugly sleeper. Like an ugly sleeper.

Everybody's looking at me. I am, I am, I think the ugliest sleeper. In the car. Oh, I sleep with my mouth. Wide, wide, like wider than I could even open it when I'm awake. I don't know how it's possible, but that's just how God made me. Is that a turnoff for people? It is ugly.

Do people, do you, do, if you're an ugly sleeper or you're with an ugly sleeper, Or do you get turned off by that? Do you go, oh, my God. Person's so hot while they're awake, but when they're sleeping, they are ugly.

Can you not tell me that?

Ugly bitches! I love how I shared this great experience, and then all of them are like, so tell me how ugly you are.

Nobody's an attractive sleeper, though. There isn't one person who's out there sleeping

Who? My wife My wife when she sleeps Oh my god she's like as cute as a bug's ear Disney princess

What's annoying to me are the girls who look good Laying down with their eyes closed I was in Grand Rapids this weekend And I was a little bit tipsy I was trying to take some thirst traps I'm not going to lie I was thirst trapping it up And I tried to lay down on the bed And I immediately went Oh god that was a knock to the self confidence I don't know how some girls look hot in bed

Yeah, because that's when all the chins come out

Oh, yeah

I look like a dead turtle Have you ever slept with somebody Who looks dead when they sleep? Because that's Wes

My wife does that too with her eyes open It scares me

And he crosses his hands over his chest Like he's in a casket And I wake up and it freaks me out

I always sleep on my back With my hands crossed over me And it freaks everybody out

I feel like you would sleep sitting up You just look like that kind of guy. No. I don't know.

I mean, it's inevitable, I guess, as you get older, you start to fall asleep on the couch at 5 o'clock in the afternoon. But I haven't done that yet. But I realized when, like, even when we're just laying around at night, like, Monday and Tuesday are Meg's nights to watch The Bachelor. My girlfriend will sit there and watch The Bachelor, and I just lay on the couch on my laptop and not pay attention. Well, I realized last night I have to switch positions because, like Megan said, all the chins come out when you're laying down. And from the angle that she's looking at me laying on the couch on the opposite side of the room, I am a Pacific walrus laying there beached with, like, seven chins. And she probably can't even see my nose because just my big beer belly in the way. And I thought, I got to switch where she's looking at me down the other way. I'd rather ever look at my receding hairline, look down my face, than look up my body. So I feel for you.

She loves you, your walrus and all.

Yeah, well, she has to if I'm sitting there keeping her company with that dumb bachelor show.

What's up, Dustin?

Good morning, March.

How are you doing this morning? Good. We're talking about people who sleep ugly. Yeah. Turn your radio down, will you? Turn your radio down. I don't want you to get confused. Go ahead.

My wife has nightmares and ends up beating me up while she's sleeping.

Oh, my God. Well, that's not just ugly. That's violent.

Yeah.

Did you find out what the nightmares are about? Are you in the nightmares or are you just an innocent bystander?

I'm an innocent bystander. She's had some things that's happened to her When she was younger That's awesome

And I just

I'm the lucky guy that gets to deal with it

Well you know what you give her comfort Hopefully when she wakes up But question for you Are you an ugly sleeper Or are you a good looking sleeper Have you ever asked her about that

She'd probably say I'm an ugly sleeper I snore pretty loud

Do you ever fart in your sleep I'm a sleep farter

I do, too.

Yeah.

Do you ever wake yourself up after you find yourself?

Oh, yes, absolutely, Mike.

Yeah, I woke myself up. Wait, what is that noise? Who's in my room?

Well, Dustin, I appreciate it, man. I hope that your wife is okay, and thank you for calling in.

Thank you very much. You guys have a good day.

All right, take care of yourself. A couple of texters in here right now says, my wife is an ugly sleeper, but there ain't no way I'm calling you up to go on the radio. Smart. I like that.

Very smart.

That is not good. Resting bitch face is one of those things where people don't really realize it, I don't think, until it's ever pointed out to them. Yeah. But if you're going to have resting bitch face, have it while you're sleeping because who cares, right? And it's not, you know.

Apparently, I have it while I'm sleeping, while I'm taking my passport photo.

My resting bitch face has been haunting me the past 24 hours. It's not really resting much. It's always active.

Can I tell you ever since last week, Shannon did a story in her Dirty about how the spas are saying that you should always sleep on your back, otherwise you'll get wrinkles and stuff? Yes. I've been trying to sleep on my back because I don't want to have to.

like you know have a facelift um but they say that you get more wrinkles sleeping on your sides

it's it's the worst sleep ever is on your back and i am a side sleeper i am a left side sleeper every single night it's awful but you'll snore on your back again making me less likely to sleep

but you'll have any other person you'll have a beautiful awake face uh steven what's up

what's up yeah i'm a i'm a weird sleeper because i sleep like i'm dead i cross my arms and

Oh, you're like Shannon's Fiance

So scary

Yeah, a dead sleeper

I even got my son doing it too I don't even know why he do it He just crosses his arms That is scary, by the way

That is scary because Whenever you go to a funeral And they have an open casket And you see them there And you're like Why don't they position their arms Wave them in the air And keep them up Like they just don't care Or something like that Wouldn't it be great? Honestly, when I die

Hey, are you waving at me?

No, no, yeah When I die, I want to have my own position so I'm looking like I'm thinking. Like I want to read my chin.

Can you choose? I don't know. Is that like a box you'd check when you're painting your feet?

Spike, ask Tim your... Oh, he's had some interesting requests. Yeah. We should see that. Wouldn't that be cool if your hand's sticking out and people could shake your hand while they come up there?

A lot of times people will request to hold things like a football or their favorite book. Would that be cool? For Mojo, it would be your clicker. Exactly.

Or a ham sandwich.

what's up jesse hi hi so i have horrible restless legs and i was on vacation with some girlfriends and one of my friends already said i'm not sleeping next to jesse so he's already new and then i had um so like i was sleeping with a girlfriend who i normally don't share a bed with and we woke up in the morning and she's just like you punched me in the face you won't stop moving

you need to get it. Oh my God. The, the, the restless leg thing is real too, because you'll be kicking people in the middle of the night, right? Yes. Yes. Wow. Don't sleep next to a Jesse. That would be a bad one. Jesse. Thank you for the call. Oh, go ahead.

Oh yeah. Not a problem. A huge fan of you guys. Oh, thank you.

Did you have anything else to say? It sounded like you were going to say something you say and then, well,

yeah. So, um, I'm getting married this year and I don't live with my fiance. So when I sleep over, like he has sleep apnea and I have restless legs. So he snores, and I kick him all night.

You guys are a perfect match. That is a marriage made in heaven.

Can't wait.

She said that with enthusiasm. Congratulations.

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