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Slim Jims In The Bathroom
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Slim Jims In The Bathroom

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February 15, 2023 | 00:08:57 | Leisure

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00:01:45 - 00:01:56 | Speaker 7:

It's Mojo in the morning. We were just having a discussion in the studio. It's kind of goofy, silly stuff. Spike, you should tell the Slim Jim story from Super Bowl Sunday.

00:01:56 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 4:

The Slim Jim mystery. So, I mean, Megan, my girlfriend Megan, spent so much time making amazing food for our Super Bowl party, and we had just a couple guests over. But last night, it was trash day, so when I was gathering all the trash around the house, I discovered something strange in the bathroom trash can, or as some people call it, the powder room. the little guest bathroom right off the living room there a bunch of slim jim wrappers like big the long foot long slim jim wrappers were in the bathroom trash but i'm trying to figure out why like someone came to our party where meg made all these great treats and they smuggled three slim jims into the bathroom and ate them in there without anyone seeing and i was like why would they bring this to the party are there a special dietary concern like people need a protein or

00:02:50 - 00:02:55 | Speaker 7:

something if there are that's probably not the greatest diet is a slim jim right i was trying

00:02:55 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 4:

to think because i mean she made sausage stuffed mushrooms she made uh spina calpita or whatever it's called the spinach uh the greek spinach oh the triangle yeah the pastries yeah she made chili she made nachos she made all kinds i saw you making philly cheesesteaks yeah and chocolate

00:03:13 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 7:

dip strawberries i mean she went crazy with the whole thing by the way i'm still thinking that she's trying to kill you with all this food that she's making for you it's amazing all how much she's cooking for you but this is super bowl so well this is for everybody but why would someone

00:03:28 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 4:

bring slim jims in and eat three of them in the bathroom do you guys know people that when they'll

00:03:33 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 7:

come to your party they will bring their little yeti cooler full of their own alcohol maybe this is the thing maybe people bring their own food are there any people that do that any are there any listeners that bring their own food to a to a party what what is it mike your pocket

00:03:47 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 6:

snacks yeah i'm telling you you have to have a pocket snack on you at all time for any situation i've never heard of a slim jim though that would be hard to kind of put in your and not at super

00:03:55 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 2:

bowl that is the ultimate snack holiday yeah there's so many there with like dietary restrictions though well that's what i'm wondering like slim jims are safe food and if i go to a party there's a lot of not safe food, but

00:04:08 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 7:

Slim Jims would be safe. By the way, it's bad when you say that a Slim Jim is a safe food. It's loaded with sodium

00:04:14 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 2:

and crap. Okay, but as somebody who has lots and lots of stomach issues, when you find something that doesn't give you stomach issues, oh, it's the holy grail. It doesn't matter what it is. I will eat it all the time. Yeah. Mike, what

00:04:26 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 7:

are some of your pocket snacks that you like to put?

00:04:28 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 6:

I love Cheez-Its, like those little bags of Cheez-Its. Those tiny Oreos. Those little, little tiny Oreos are my favorite. Pop Not popcorn as much anymore. That's for the kids, really, but anything. But like a Slim Jim would be tough because it would stick out of your pocket and it would just be bulky.

00:04:44 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 7:

Do you, Mike, when you put them in there, do you always have them? Are they professionally packaged or do you put them in a Ziploc, a little baggie, and they put it there in your pocket?

00:04:54 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

So most of them are professionally because we pack them for the kids' lunches, but I have put them in a Ziploc before. I'm not going to.

00:05:00 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 2:

why. Okay. Yeah. Bringing that to a little party. Like I'll bring pocket snacks. I'll bring a

00:05:04 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 1:

protein bar in my pocket to my one friend who never makes enough food. Like you, like they'll say, come over Michigan game. And then I go over to the Michigan game and literally it's one bowl of chips and there's like six guys there for a whole game. So I'm like, you know, I know I got

00:05:18 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 3:

to bring something. Would it be funny? But even in that case, I would eat in the car. Like I don't want them to see that I'm eating something else. Megan, I text our guests and said, do not bring

00:05:27 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 2:

anything we have so much food yeah wouldn't be funny though if your friend that doesn't bring have enough chips if all of a sudden you just randomly pulled out of your thing and you refilled the bowl of chips guys like where do those things come from right um 844 mojo live 844 sarah uh 665-6548 i would say sarah i've looked up your name i'd go 844 sarah hi sarah what's going on good morning how are you good sarah what do you bring to a party always a diet coke in the purse Got to have it because people don't usually have Diet Coke, right?

00:05:58 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 5:

Well, I know. Everybody's gotten away from Diet Coke, and God forbid it's a Diet Pepsi, the worst. So you always got to bring a Diet Coke in it. You always have to be prepared.

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What about Coke Zero? Have you tried Coke Zero?

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Oh, it's the worst. It tastes like regular Coke.

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Oh, so you like the taste of Diet Coke because I hate the taste of Diet Coke. Right.

00:06:14 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 5:

Oh, I love the taste. I don't do it because of the calories or the sugar. I do it because I love the taste.

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Wow.

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I do not like the taste of Diet Coke. I know.

00:06:20 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 1:

It tastes like battery acid. No, I feel like that's everybody who drinks Diet Coke and likes it.

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But it tastes like chemicals.

00:06:26 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 2:

I think they just program your taste buds too. Diet Coke from McDonald's is the only Diet Coke that I can actually swallow.

00:06:32 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 5:

That's what I was going to say, Mojo. It's about the straw. It's about the fountain. Diet Coke at McDonald's is nothing better. It is about the straw.

00:06:38 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 2:

But if I could get that full fat Coke, that's a fun to get. Morgan, what's going on?

00:06:45 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 7:

Good morning.

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Morning.

00:06:48 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 7:

So I'm pregnant, and I keep, like, five different types of snacks in my purse at all times.

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Got to have them, right? You never know when your blood sugar is going to be different.

00:06:59 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 7:

Exactly.

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Yeah. Got a low blood sugar. I need myself a snack.

00:07:04 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 7:

Always craving something different. Like, I just stopped at the gas station, and I got some sort of carb snack, and then I got cookies and some sort of sour candy.

00:07:14 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. That is a perk to having kids. is if ever I'm hungry, I can always find something in my car. It might be old, it might be new in a package, you never know, but there's always something that can save me. Do you eat the open packages that you find in your car? Depends on what it is.

00:07:31 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 2:

I always try to keep kind bars or peanut packages. Like I'll go to the Shell station by my house and I'll buy a bunch of those like Mr. Peanut or Planter's Peanut, little like, you know how they come in like in little cars? Yeah, like a skinny long package. Yeah, and because sometimes you get a little like, holy crap, my stomach is, you know, growling like crazy. What's up, Kimberly?

00:07:55 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 4:

Hi, guys. I had to call in and let you guys know that for certain, like, holidays or events, my dad brings his own ketchup.

00:08:03 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 2:

Your dad brings his own, like, a ketchup bottle?

00:08:06 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 4:

Yep.

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Really?

00:08:08 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, he likes a certain kind. So if it's ever, like, you know, Thanksgiving or something where he's going to need ketchup, he brings his own in the cooler.

00:08:15 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 1:

I get the hot sauce in the bag. Swag.

00:08:18 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 2:

Does he ever share? Like if somebody else goes, oh, I like that ketchup.

00:08:23 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 4:

Oh, I'm sure he would.

00:08:24 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 2:

What kind of ketchup is the good ketchup?

00:08:28 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 4:

He's Brooks Tangy ketchup.

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Oh, really? Brooks Tangy? What is Brooks Tangy?

00:08:34 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 4:

But I like Tangy. It's just a small kind of company. I mean, I don't know the difference, but apparently he does.

00:08:41 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 2:

I don't like, this is interesting with ketchup on a totally different note. I don't like the generic-y ketchups, like the ones that are just labeled, you know, tomato something or whatever. You know, like you ever have that where you go somewhere and somebody has that like for their hot dog and like, oh, I got to have like Heinz. Isn't there only like three ingredients?

00:09:04 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 3:

Well, but no, but it's like the amount of vinegar and sugar that the ratio has to be just right.

00:09:11 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 2:

Sometimes I'll go to a restaurant and they have bad ketchup in it. I wished I was like your dad, bring my own ketchup.

00:09:16 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 1:

Now, if I found ketchup in the bathroom trash can, I would have been alarmed.

00:09:20 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 2:

Mike, Courtney actually brings up an interesting point. When we were on IDLU, we used to have to bring our own food. Because why, Courtney?

00:09:28 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 6:

We are on a diet. So instead of asking the whole family to eat something different, we bring our own food and we cook it at the other person's house.

00:09:38 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 2:

People don't ever get offended when you ask them to use their pots and pans and things?

00:09:43 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 6:

No, I usually wash them when I'm done. I'd be polite about it.

00:09:46 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 2:

I don't know that I could ask somebody to just cook at their house. I mean, I like that. That's a great idea. I don't know that I could do it. It's kind of almost bold, but I think you must have really nice friends. What happens if they want some of your stuff? Although you're on a diet.

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 3:

Nobody really wants any of that, right?

00:10:02 - 00:10:04 | Speaker 2:

Well, we're just on keto, so it's a lot of meat.

00:10:04 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah?

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No carbs. So we usually share.

00:10:07 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 3:

I saw a lady buying keto bread the other day at the grocery store.

00:10:11 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 2:

Oh, it's so good. Is it? It's so good. It's way better than normal bread.

00:10:15 - 00:10:18 | Speaker 3:

What's not in the bread that makes it keto? Like, I want to know that.

00:10:18 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 2:

Listen, I don't know carbs.

00:10:21 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 1:

I don't know what else is in it. But keto is a low-carb, high-fat diet, isn't it?

00:10:27 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Yeah. But there's definitely no, like, I think flour is out, right? They don't really put flour in there because it's bad, bad. Sounds miserable. Just let me be fat.

00:10:36 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, also, as soon as I said, keto bread is good. I was like, well, now I don't trust your judgment on anything.

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