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We are going to do a contest here now for Jelly Roll tickets. Are you ready? I am ready. Are we going to stream this thing? I don't know if I want to be caught on video with my nose inside somebody's hole. No, you got to go all the way in, man. I don't know if this is... I mean, listen, I got to tell you something. Last thing in the world I need is that coming back as evidence. Hashtag Diddy. Oh, Lord. How did you prepare for this moment? Great question. So can I tell you? This is bad. I took some Afrin this morning. What is that? Oh, I love that. To clear out my note, because I had a little bit of congestion. And I wanted to make sure I was free and clear. So I called Dr. Warner and I said to Dr. Warner, he's my official doctor. He's also many women's gynecologist.

The best, the best.

And I said to Dr. Warner, I go, Dr. Warner, I've got a little bit of a congestion issue and I need my nose. Like, you know what this is like? This is like when Jared Goff like hurts his hand or something. Knock on wood, he doesn't hurt his hand. And he's got to like play a game. They might give him a shot or something into his hand, you know, like a little cortisone. I shot a little in my nose because I needed my nose for this morning for this contest

you can only take it for so many days and then they tell you to stop it's like three days there's like people who have real addictions and I get it have you ever taken Afrin? no I've never heard of it oh my god it's like a miracle little spray open the door will you please

and then test the microphones because we gotta test the microphones for this thing you get a little buzz when you take Afrin You do Good morning Sounds good Kev, you sound great What's up beautiful people Who's got the smelliest hole Alright Is the other mic working too Is there another mic there Is this one working We got two mics working Mark, thank you to Mark by the way Our engineer By the way, I'm putting Mark in my next contract I want that guy Official show member because every single day he's needed for us. And if we move to this new studio and don't have an engineer like Mark there, I literally will lose my mind. All right, here we go. It's Smell My Hole for Jelly Roll.

Hey, what's up, y'all? This is Jelly Roll, and you're listening to Mojo in the Morning. I love this contest. What a great idea. So this morning, we have, what, three people, right? Three contestants that are going to be smelling their hole?

Looks like only three out of the ten shot up. Are you kidding me?

Okay, that's all right. That's all we need. That's all we need. All right, all right. I don't need many holes.

Mojo's like, yes!

I don't know about you. I've been married for 30 years. I've only had one hole for 30 years. Okay, okay.

You can't say that.

All right.

Not even on your birthday?

All right. Hold on one second. Hold on. Zach, can you do me a favor? Would you switch spots with me? And you can have fun with this. You can play like music underneath or whatever you want to do. But I'm going to work. How can I hear? Can I hear this? All right. Good. All right. Do you need headphones? Oh, we need that. We need that bed. That game. So Okay, hold on.

That's a good one.

Why do we need it when we got Megan? That's true.

Oh, my God. That's going to be stuck in my head all day.

Why did I not know that you have the special talent of being able to do that? How about that? Is that it? No, that's not it. Hold on. Hold on. This show has jumped the shark. Hold on a second here. Yeah, but you could have said that 48 hours ago. Yeah, I know, right? All right, here we go. Here we go. No, I got it. I got it right here. Ready? Yeah. Oh, this is good. This is a good one here. Look what I found. No?

That's not it either, but that's not it either. No, no, I got it. Hold on.

No. Is it that or is it? Or is it? No, it's not that.

What the heck?

Where is it? I had it here.

Oh, I know this one. This is a good one, though, too. Let's just go with this one. No, I'm telling you, I got that bad. Hold on.

Stand by. He's determined. You brought that up, and I got it here. Hold on a second. How's everybody doing today? Good? Great. It smells like hash browns out there. Oh, my God.

And nobody's wore dashed hash browns, did they? That means that's the buttons. Are you ready? That's the holes. You're ready for you.

All right. All right, hold on.

I have questions. Can we talk to these people first? Yes.

Yes. Okay. I'd love to. All right. Let me go out there. I'll get them and heal them. Zach, you can plug in here. All right. You plug in right there. I'm going to go out and smell holes.

So, because they're not going to be able to hear me. Mojo, the question I want to ask each of them is if they did anything to make their holes smell worse. They will be able to hear you. Oh, they will. Okay.

We're going to put it right here.

Oh, this is so professional. A mic stand.

Mark. Mark spent so much time setting this up. Mark actually put down, like, tape and everything, like this thing. Can you hear me out of this thing?

Yep, yep.

Okay. Sounds good. Can I sit in one of these chairs?

Yeah, you gotta go low.

I gotta go low? When the others go low, I go high. I go lower. I think you're gonna have to go lower. All right, hold on. By the way, hold on. Give me a guitar here. What? I only talk to God when I need a stranger. He did not sleep nor take his medicine. I don't think he goes like that. I don't know where it's at. All right. Come on in, guys. Come on in. First up for grabs here. Can I please get... Oh, I don't have... Somebody give me the names with the stuff marks on them. Well, just introduce yourself. How are you?

What's your name? Go up to the microphone. Right here.

Right at this one. Come on into that microphone. Look at those slippers. Alexis? Your name is Alexis Henry. Are you from... Let me guess here right now. I'm doing a psychic moment here. Are you from Sterling Heights? Oh, my God. How are you?

I'm great.

Okay, that microphone's not working.

Okay, now you got to pull it down a little bit. And twist it towards you, love. Can you hear her?

Can we hear me?

Beautiful. Just like that.

So, Alexis, can you please tell us a little bit about yourself?

I am 27. I work at a dispensary. I have three kids. Currently, another one cooking in the oven right now. Okay.

Congratulations. So, I'm spelling two holes today.

Okay, don't say what, but just a yes or no. So, did you alter the fragrance of your belly button to make it worse for today? Yes, I did. Okay, okay. Oh, no.

And I'm supposed to pick this based on who's got the worst smelling hole? That's what I thought. Yeah. So, it's got to be who's got the worst smelling hole. Alexis, tell me a little bit about this baby. How far along are you?

I'm a little over nine weeks. We're doing June. Okay. Congratulations.

That is my birth date month. So, yes, I hope for a Gemini for you, okay? And Alexis, tell us why you would let a stranger smell your belly button for Jelly Roll tickets.

Because I really want to go see Jelly Roll. You're a big fan. Okay. All right. All right. Come over. here uh did you sign the uh you signed a waiver can you please tell me real quick uh first off what is your name again alissa this is one of our our promotions people one of the best and she's showing off her belly button today did you see her oh she came ready is in there does it say that they will not come back and sue mojo for smelling their belly button yes it does okay good all right here we go all right alexis come on over here for a second uh alexis i'm gonna i'm gonna close my eyes when I do this because, to be honest with you, it's very awkward. But, okay. You have an any or an outie? I got an outie. Any. Okay, alright, here we go. Did you know that might change, right, Shanna? Yeah, oh yeah. Alright, here we go. Hold on, hold on. Get in there. Oh my god. Oh my god. Can I...

Wait, what's that? My nana told me to do it. Shout out to nana. Your nana told you

to make your belly button smell like a baby's booty? What are you getting down there, Mojo? What are you getting at?

Notes of what? Notes of what?

I'm smelling, you know what it smells like? Honestly, it smells like my belly button after I've played 18 holes of golf and walked 18 holes. No, it smells, it's got a little hint of, Shannon, you know, you remember the smell that when your kid, like, has been sitting in the diaper in the backseat of a car on a road trip? Oh, God. It's got a little bit of that hint.

It's been cooking in the sun back there.

So what did you do? Because you said you did some things to smell it up.

So my Nana suggested to me I use Limburger cheese. So I went on a hunt, and I found the cheese, and it's in my car, and it came in like a little brick, and I took a Q-tip and rubbed it in there.

Did you go to Nino's and get some Limburger?

I went to Meijer. Oh, you went to Meijer. All right.

Well, that's very nice. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. You're contestant number one. That is Alexis Henry from Sterling Heights. All right, Limburger. Contestant number two, step up to the microphone. Please welcome Emma Bernard from St. Clair Shores. Hi, Emma.

Hi, Emma.

How are you? You got the sexy specs on.

Oh, more like four eyes, but I like that too.

I love the glasses. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I'm 30 years old. I work at an elementary school with special education kids. My dad is actually here for support over on the couch. Oh, that too.

Generational buttons. Here we go. Hi, Dad. How you doing? What is your name? Oh, my God. Dad, by the way, looks like David Letterman. No facts. Yes, yes. He looks like David Letterman with the beard and everything, too. How you doing, Dad?

I'm doing good.

Are you okay with a strange man that looks like Santa Claus sniffing your daughter?

He's seen worse. No, not in the absence. You don't say.

Is that a St. Clair Shores thing? Dad, do you even understand why she's here today? Are you a fan of Jelly Roll? Oh, you got your shirt up.

I'm doing this for us. He is my best friend. Hell yeah. I love your whole singing debut, but his is even better.

Really? Let me hear you. Let me hear a little jelly roll, Dad. Can I hear a little jelly roll? Come right into the mic, Dad. You got this. We believe in you, Dad.

I only talk to God when I need a favor. Yes. Okay. He does look like David Letterman

It's throwing me off By the way, I think I'm a better singer than you Alright, come on over here Snip that hole

Snip that hole Snip that hole

By the way

I'm sure you might remember me by

Yes, my fans are excited here Go ahead, yes

Eight or nine years ago, there was a single mingle On the rooftop somewhere in Detroit And I went to that You guys were doing a Facebook Live Recording the single mingle I came up and walked on into it With my own pleasure invitation And as I walked into it You guys were like oh hi who are you And I was like I'm Emma because I was a little tipsy And I ended up kissing Jack Black Oh my god What a blast from the past Intern Jack Black

Now famously on Dave and Chuck the Freak Alright are we ready Alright hold on a second Hold on Unzip it All right, this is awkward.

Has the smell been altered?

Okay, hold on.

Has your natural musk been altered? Get in there, Mojo.

Oh, my goodness. Get deep. I got to be honest with you. I'm kind of enjoying that. Okay, all right. What did you alter your belly button with?

Pickle juice, Worcestershire sauce, a cream cat treat, and poultry seasoning.

Are you going straight to work with the kids today after this?

I took the whole day off.

Those kids are going to be like, Miss Emma, why do you smell? What are you wearing? Like a cat.

They would probably tell me that.

Great job.

By the way, applause for everybody. That was excellent. That's contestant number two. And last but not least, please welcome Ken. Is it Joan? Ken Joan from Commerz.

I have student owned that.

Ken, so you're from Commerz. Tell me about yourself.

First, I want to give a shout out to my beautiful wife, the reason why I'm here today on this mission, Angie and her beautiful sisters, the Thrashers. Shout out to Thrashers. I'm here to win for her.

Why are they the Thrashers? Explain that to me.

No, that's their last name. Oh, that was their nickname. That was their nickname.

I know. That was like, holy cow, man. This guy is a lucky guy.

Yeah, I got my three kids, and basically, you know, they're the only reason I'm here to have a six-foot white guy smell my belly.

Six-foot two. Six-foot two. Yeah, sorry. But no, but you know what? I think there ain't nothing wrong with this I think this is bringing people together today I think this is a wonderful moment

Nothing says America like you smelling his belly button

By the way, our country had an election yesterday And this is what we came up with Alright, so Question, did you alter your belly button?

No, all natural Oh Fruits and berries

Bring it on over, let's go Come on, I want to see Oh, he's unzipping Oh, what's this thing? He's got a sticker. Hold on. Is that scratch and sniff? Oh, my gosh. Look at that belly button. Hold on. The microphone's going inside. All right. The mic in his belly. Oh, you altered that thing. There ain't no way. That thing's... You altered that thing. You are so full of baloney. Hold on. Speaking of that, that's rake and leaves. Is that baloney?

No, that's rake and leaves.

That's rake and leaves. He's maintaining. That's his smell.

Somebody call the thrashers and tell them that they need to wash this man's belly button.

Oh, I can't believe it. Are you out of your mind? No.

Oh my God, that was unbelievable. All right, give it up for him. Yeah. All right, I'm walking over to you.

For everybody complaining on social media or on text, excuse me, about this contest, might I remind you, it was our boss's idea. This contest was our boss's very creative idea.

What are they upset with?

They said this is the most cringe thing we have ever done on this radio show.

Believe me, this is not the most cringe thing that we've ever done. We've done way cringier than this.

But I do love that 586 said, I feel like Bonnie would love this contest. She would.

I think so.

She would.

All right. I don't know how good the radio aspects of this was, if it was good radio to listen to, but I'm going to tell you, it was fun smelling. Did you enjoy it? I did. I really did. All right. So here's the story. I don't know if I necessarily – am I voting this on the worst smell or am I voting this on who I think most I would like to see go to the show?

It's got to be the worst smell because that's what we said from the beginning. So it's got to be the worst smell. Yes.

Oh, this is not going to be a good situation. I don't know if people are going to be into this thing. Do you guys have a favor before I announce?

I didn't smell it.

I know, but you have a favorite, though, out of, like, who you like and who you want to see go to the concert.

No, I think they all would deserve to go, but.

I mean, the dad and daughter story is an amazing story.

They're weeping by a nose. By a nose?

I have to tell you, no offense, but Emma's belly button was actually the best smelling out of all the belly buttons. Like, honestly, like, Emma, you and your dad, I mean, you guys are a great story, and I would love to send David Letterman to go to the concert. Listen. Unfortunately.

When she described what she put in there, I was like, that's shepherd's pie, baby. Apart from the cat treats, I was like, I bet that smells good.

It almost made me hungry. I almost got, seriously, like, we're going to order breakfast after this. Alexis and Ken's was very close to each other as far as the smell was concerned. Like, it was, like, almost the exact same smell until I went in for a second smell. And the winner of our contest, Smell My Hole for Jelly Roll, is Ken Joan from Connors, Michigan. Ken, yours smelled like rotten a-hole, my friend.

That was the plan. That was the plan. I was already two days in before you thought of the contest, so that was game of the contest. You wait a second. Take a shower, bro.

Who's going to the concert? There's a pair of tickets.

My wife.

And she's taking what? Me? Oh, she's taking you?

All right, good.

I love it. Before the concert, were you going?

and hang out with Megan. She's going to be hanging out at the Cambria inside the Cambriaette.

We are going to be at Chibo in downtown Detroit. This is going to be so much fun. So we're doing happy hour from four till six. And ladies, I know you didn't win tickets. I am giving away a pair of tickets tonight as well. So if you have tickets and you're coming downtown and you want to get a good parking spot and get ready for the show, four to six, we're going to have drink specials. The food there is amazing at Chibo at the Cambria Hotel downtown. And I will be giving away a pair of jelly rolls. And it's going to be a nice night. Head up to the rooftop Top two. Go back and forth. Yes.

So Alexis and Emma, you guys can go there and you don't have to have a smelling thing. You can go and just hang out with Megan.

Yeah, take a shower.

Congratulations, Ken. Ken's got tickets. Hey, what's up, y'all? This is Jelly Roll and you're listening to Mojo in the Morning. I love it. All right. We're going to give you a chance right now to win tickets to go see. I'm sorry. No, it's not. I don't know why I'm doing that. I'm a little. Hold on a second. I'm disoriented. I'm not.

He dizzy. I'm a little bit of a leg.

Wait a second.

Do you need to wash your face?

No. Can I ask a question? A wipe? Ken, did you just, like, drug me or something with that belly button? We're going to give you an opportunity to win a trip to Florida, 844 Mojo Live. What's going on? How you doing, Adam? Hey, Mojo, what's going on?

I just wanted to say, don't listen to the haters. I thought this contest was fantastic. This is awesome.

Will this finally get me into the Radio Hall of Fame? I'm hoping.

It should. If it doesn't, I mean, I'll throw a fit for you.

Oh, thank you, buddy. Appreciate you calling up, and thank you for the nice words this morning. I love Mojo. Of course. All right, Mojo in the morning, what's going on? Kudos to Mojo. Miranda, what's up?

Hi, good morning.

Good morning.

I love you guys so much. I listen all the time, but this morning I was gagging so bad I almost ran off the road and I had to turn the radio off.

Oh, it's bad. I know.

Could have handled it. I can't even imagine doing what you just did.

Can I tell you that this is going to be a really tough contest to explain to my wife, Chelsea, because I didn't tell her anything about it.

You need a shower.

You know what? Maybe. Or maybe some dude wipes. You know what? I'm going to use those dumpkin dude wipes that smell like pumpkins.

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