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mojo let me take y'all back to the beginning this is it all right are you ready you're listening to mojo

in the morning you're a doo-doo hat

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All right, it is the Emojo in the morning show. It's that time of year when your kids make Christmas lists. and they give you probably 28,000 things on their Christmas list and then they give it to you.

Yeah, I'm almost done with Luce. Luce was super, she's super easy. Smith, seven and a half. He's a little tougher. And so last night he was, and I did already start shopping for him, but last night he was like, I want to make a Christmas list. I said, okay. And I'm thinking, you know, like after a while, he's like, how do you spell? I'm like, oh my God, Smith. I'm just trying to make dinner. So I finally had the genius idea. I pulled up Amazon and I was like, search things in Amazon because I knew it would kind of correct it. And I go, fill the cart. Don't hit buy. And that way, like all of the things that he wanted or wants are in an Amazon cart. But then he also was writing. You guys, his handwriting is this big. Each letter is like 11 inches high. We got to work on this. But he also wrote part of a list of things that he could not find on Amazon. My child is asking for a Cybertruck. Oh. Not a model Cybertruck, not a Power Wheels Cybertruck.

A Cybertruck. You know why he was doing that? Because you did that topic on the air about Cybertrucks and how people who drive Cybertrucks are douchebags.

Oh, I know you're so worried. He, finger crossed, does not ever listen to this radio show. But also, I had to explain to him, I'm like, Smith, honey, you can't even drive until you're 16. Also, mama will never have enough money to be able to buy you a Cybertruck. So, you got to wait until you're 16 and ask your dad. It's a self-driving car, so does he need to be able to drive? Shut up, Megan. But you have to laugh at some of the items on these kids' Christmas lists. A Cybertruck.

What's the biggest thing on your kids' Christmas list? Or what was the biggest thing on your kids' Christmas list? I remember when the boys were younger, and I don't know which one it was. It might have been Jacob or something like that. But Jacob wanted, it was similar to what you did about a car. Like, Jacob wanted it, and I thought, oh, this is kind of cool. He literally put the...

msrp i thought it was like i was like oh my god they're in the hot wheels i loved hot wheels and matchbox cars when i was a kid and my kids were never it was like the kid literally wanted like the actual car and you had the ms he goes msrp didn't even know what the hell msrp stood for

do you all are you all familiar with uh operation santa uh is that a charity so the post office it ended yesterday but the post office has this partnership with like the richest people in the world where they accept letters from anybody doesn't have to be a child can be anybody and you write your wildest dreams you mail it to santa who lives at the north pole whatever whatever whatever and they set those letters aside and then upload them to a website where rich people read the letters and buy you whatever you want that's crazy yesterday though it was a josiah send something in yeah the only thing that i know for sure this is why i was looking at flights yesterday he wanted i told i was like put a trip to tokyo on there oh you're telling you can't tell him well i mean he was asking like what what do i want i'm like dream big um 844 mojo live 844

665 6548 what's on your kids christmas list hi mojo in the morning hello good morning hi what's

happening my daughter wants a dj booth a dj booth i should come to the studio today they're about

to throw her away wait like like the dj booth that you would see like in a club or something like

that yes and she's five i blame barbie of all people wait no no no don't blame yeah honor barbie

i will say this to you though that was one of the things when i was a kid all i wanted was you guys ever hear of mr microphone did you guys ever know that or are you guys too young for mr microphone mr microphone you would hook it up to your car or your your home stereo system which nobody has home stereo systems anymore but you'd hook it up and you could go to a special channel on there and it gave you a microphone that thing lasted a day in my house until my dad

with his cuban accent goes throw the goddamn thing away dude i had one of those that had a voice modulator on it and yellow submarine was on there along with independent women part two and we screeched it for three days before my dad said the wires broke weird what happened i don't

know what happened angela what's up good morning guys how are you you're great smith asked for a

brand new uh cyber truck an actual cyber truck for christmas what did your kids ask for uh so my son

who is 10 asked for a full gaming pc setup desk computer all the fun stuff he's never played on a pc in his life doesn't know how to game i had to tell him santa doesn't really bring those big presents for a 10 year old yeah it doesn't know how to play hey question for you what was

What was the catalog that you used to look at as a kid? Because I think nowadays the kids have the internet.

Service merchandise. P.C. Petty service merchandise. The back of the catalog was all the toys.

These kids nowadays, they have everything they want online. They can get it anything they want.

Anything. And, you know, he went through the Target book and circled all Squishmallows. Oh, yeah. Go to Costco for those, by the way.

Elizabeth, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi, good morning.

What's going on?

My four-year-old daughter, she's asking for those Tesla robots. Oh, Kim Kardashian just got one. Yes, I saw that. She wants this robot so this robot can help her clean her room.

Yeah, you know what? That would be the reason why you'd want one of those, right? Help you around the house.

So we took family pictures and Santa was there. And Santa's, you know, asking her, what did she want for Christmas? What toy? And she pulls out with this robot to help her clean a room. And Shannon looked at me like I'm crazy.

Oh, my gosh. That's wild. All I kept thinking of this morning when Shannon told us a story about Smith with the Cybertruck was we were like, yeah, you should get him this. I remember when we got Luke a dirt bike. That dirt bike ended up going right through all of our trees in the front of our house. Like, literally, it went on. Do you remember that picture at all?

Yeah, I would not get him a dirt bike.

Oh, my God. It was crazy. I wanted a snowplow when I was a kid. I always thought that a snowplow...

You know, they make power wheels, kids' snowplows. Yeah. You wanted to do work? They do.

I wanted a snowplow. I wanted a big plow like the plow trucks that come down your street. What's up, Jenny?

Hey, Mojo.

Hi. What'd your kid ask for?

My eight-year-old son asked me for a dirt bike.

Oh, see, there you go. Hey, are you going to get it for him?

Of course I'm going to get it for him. But I said to him, where are you going to ride this dirt bike? Like, we don't have anywhere to ride this, so we'll see. I don't know. He said in the backyard.

Where do you live?

I live in Pinkney.

Yeah, that's, well, I guess Pinkney is probably a little bit better, but there's no streets usually in our neighborhood to be able to ride those things on, but that's cool.

Yeah, we don't live on a street where he can just take off on the dirt bikes, but hey.

He's going to figure it out. This is Christmas memories.

That's cool. You're a great mom. Thank you for the call. What was it that your kid asked for, Alexis?

She's 17 and she asked for a mattress.

Oh, that's nice. Like, does she not have a good mattress or does she just want something better?

Well, she's got an older one. We live in an old farmhouse.

Okay.

And we can't get the queen-size box spring up the stairs.

Oh, she wants to figure it out.

She had, like, made something else for her. So she's like, it's getting uncomfortable.

That's awesome. You know what? Are you going to get it for her? Are you going to figure out a way? Yeah. Get one off T-Move. Pull it through. No, don't do that. They now do these purple mattresses where they come wrapped up enough. Those are amazing. And you can get them up the stairs, and then it goes, it opens up. What's up, Nicole?

Hey, good morning, everybody. calling about the funny Christmas gift. My 11-year-old son has been wanting a samurai sword for years, basically. He's 11. And he's thinking of ways he can be safe with it, like wrap a towel and duct tape it at the end and wrap it on the couch. And then yesterday I'm at work, and he sends me this text, and he said, evidently I can't have a samurai sword unless I'm 18, and I can't even live in a home that has a samurai sword, so I'd like a 3D printer.

Oh, my God. So he's a print-a-sword. He's a print-a-sword. I'm making myself. Oh, that's so awesome. Liz, what did your son ask for for Christmas from Santa?

Oh, just an ATM machine. No big deal.

That's my kid. I love that. That's the best.

I'm like, do you want it empty or fully loaded?

uh kaylin what did your uh son ask for for christmas uh for two years in a row he asked

for a butler okay wait that's my favorite oh that's awesome by the way we got to get the

we got to get the kid with the butler and the atm together and hang out with each other

merry christmas mojo in the morning they've taken over cities before but this july

They're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first ever league title. Plus, Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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