So I didn't even get a call from school about this. I was getting text messages from parents of kids in Smith's class. And I swear this child, he is six and a half, by the way. He's in kindergarten, and he is the most popular boy in the kindergarten at his elementary school right now because he has been handing out those bright orange foam earplugs to all of the kids in his class. Okay, you know which ones I'm talking about. They're like in the individual little plastic packages. And all of the kids in kindergarten, apparently, these are hot. They want to get their hands on a pair. And here's the best part. I'm thinking to myself, where in the heck did he get multiple, and I'm talking dozens, of packages of bright orange foam earplugs? Because he, when I checked his pockets, had pockets full of them. Church. He's been stealing them from our church, pocketing them, and then handing them out to all of the kids at school. But I'm getting text messages from moms with their kids coming home from school with the orange earplugs in their ears. And they're like, Mom, look what Smith gave me today. Don't worry, he said they were free at his church. He's quite literally the plug.