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Snowblower Guilt
Mojo In The Morning

Snowblower Guilt

from Mojo In The Morning

March 6, 2023 | 00:07:51 | Leisure

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How'd you do on the morning show? Did everybody survive the storm? Man, oh man, that was like a lot of snow. It was thick snow too, it was like heavy snow.

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My Uggs didn't.

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Did they, did you? Girls know this

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If you have Uggs Once you get them soaked They're never the same

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You don't want to prove them Never the same I didn't You're better for it anyway So I realize That this is probably ridiculous But this is my first year That I've ever owned a snowblower I got kind of tired of shoveling And I used to blame the fact That I had heart surgery That I can't do shoveling and stuff And I am so glad that I ended up getting a snowblower, but I'm now faced with something called snowblower guilt. And you'll tell me if you feel this way, too. I always feel guilty going out to snowblow my driveway and seeing other neighbors that are by me that are shoveling the driveway at the same time. because I always feel like I have to be kind and go over and snowblow their driveway or at least offer them to snowblow their driveway. And I don't know what it is because during the summertime when you're cutting your grass, you don't go right to your neighbor's house and just start cutting their grass, but you do it with a snowblower or you try to help them out with that. And this happened to me a little bit. So I went out on Friday a couple of times to snowblow and then Saturday to snowblow because it was such thick snow. We ended up in our town. I think we got like 11 and a half or something like that. That's what they said that the exact total was in West Bloomfield. And am I ridiculous? Do I have to offer my neighbors that I'll snowblow their driveway or to use my snowblower? Because I don't know what the actual etiquette is. Do you want to be a good neighbor or do you want to be that neighbor? Well, I have to be honest with you. I didn't want to have to stay out there all night. Because the last time I went out, that was when I ran into a bunch of neighbors. It was 10 o'clock on Friday, like 10.30 on Friday night. And so 10.30 on Friday night, I was thinking, all right, I'm going to do this before I go to bed. And I got done snowblowing my driveway, and it actually looked pretty damn good. I was pretty proud of myself. Then I saw the neighbor next door, and he's got the shovel out there. And I'm like, but then I've got to stay out and wait for him to finish it if he did it himself.

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No, why don't you just say, hey, do you want to use this? Just put it back in my driveway when you're done.

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Put it back in my driveway or my garage. Because here's the thing, I want it in the garage. I want it in the garage, and I want it to use it in the morning. I don't know. Is that bad? Like, I know.

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Well, so I kind of had to, I was on the other end of it this time. Because I bought. I thought you just bought one. I did. I bought two years ago, the year I got divorced.

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worst i bought this beautiful brand new two-stage thrower 22 inch auger self-propelled this monster beast thing has big steel teeth on it'll get through a blizzard lord you'll shoot your eye

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out okay but and you needed a self-propelled by the way to get through this stuff well yeah for

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this snowfall but also because i have an injured back so i just can't do the shoveling i used to well things broken one year in something's wrong with it so i don't know what it is but this now it's a paperweight in my garage and i just haven't had a chance to take it in and get fixed and of course we have a couple big snow and ice falls here and i've been what are you waiting for summer yeah apparently i keep forgetting so now i saturday morning see three of my neighbors out with their snowblowers and it's 7 30 in the morning now i thought i would never take my snowblower out 7 30 on a saturday that's gonna wake everybody up but i was so glad they did because I had window guys coming to my house at 9, and I needed my driveway clear. So I went out there and say hi to them and see if they need any help moving the trees that fell. You did that on purpose. Yes, and then finally Daryl said, hey, do you want to borrow my snowblower? Don't be out here with a shovel. I'm like, no, come on. I don't want to borrow that. And he's like, no, just take it. So he did the best thing, which is what you should do, Mojo, which is loan it to them. You don't have to stay out and do the work because Daryl said, I ain't doing your driveway. I'm done But I said no Oh my gosh This is awesome And then I filled it back up With gas And gave it back to him

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That's actually not bad That's not a bad thing to do Lexi What's going on It's Mojo in the morning

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Hey So I'm not far from you I'm in Waterford And we got a bunch of snow as well And I My husband went out there With the kids To go shovel And he's like There's no way So one of our neighbors We actually noticed That he got a plow And he would do The end of our street All the time So when my husband Told me that I kind of walked over there And knocked on his door And I asked him And he came over and I paid him money And he plowed the driveway What a guy

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Wait did you go over there Did you go over there wearing less clothes And winked at him and flirted with him a little bit too

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I actually had fit up on my Mickey Mouse shirt And I had mushroom sweat or pajama pants on My five month old Just got over COVID So I was like can you please help And he's like oh my gosh by all means If they want help they'll ask for help They're adults

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So, okay, so then I shouldn't feel so bad. If they want it, you know, stop when I'm done doing my driveway, look at them and kind of point to it. And if they want it, then they'll ask for it.

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Yeah, I mean, if it's like an 80-year-old lady, definitely help her. But, I mean, I'm 28 and I have kids. I'm totally capable of it.

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Well, when I had the – yeah, see, they were an older couple living next to me. I'd always do the neighbors, but I also always did the driveways for all the dogs – I mean, the sidewalks for all the dog walkers and stuff because it's easy to go down and make a path.

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Yeah, I'm so glad I don't have sidewalks for that reason. I was going to say, you don't have sidewalks. No, no sidewalks. What's that, Mike? I do hand stuff if somebody snow plowed my driveway.

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Yeah, with a plow? Oh, my gosh.

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Hey, plow guy, come on over here. It was bad, too. Like, it was really thick. It was really bad, and it was really heavy. And if you got stuck in that, so when I drove to the game, the Michigan State game on Saturday, cars turned over on their sides, cars over in the ditch. the people that were trying to drive on Friday night and I know we joked with Megan about not getting to go to her show that you went to Megan I'm glad you didn't because you guys would be on the side of the road I was on the side of the road crying on my way back yeah that would have been awful

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I found out I'm in this nice little island like all the people around us keep losing power and we don't my neighbor's like yeah it's going to be the one good thing you're going to see about the storm for some reason our street's the only one that doesn't lose power but I don't know what's going on with the city of Southfield all three big snowstorms we've had so far they have not plowed my driveway and i swear or your street i mean my street i'm sorry our street has been untouched and i'm like what this is like the highest taxes i'm paying more than some of those you know ritzy glitzy neighborhoods in taxes and they never plow

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our street i've lived in my house for 30 years and my street has never once been plowed ever

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it drives me insane listen to fred fred's got the right idea what should i do fred

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I gave my snowblower to my neighbor Because I could not get it to start every year So I gave it to him And he takes care of my driveway Every year That's the greatest idea

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What I should do Find the neighbor And my neighbor next door to me Is always doing work on his house Give him my snowblower and say Here, I'm going to give this to you as a gift But you've got to do my driveway

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We paid $600 for it But for some reason, every year It always didn't want to start Come find out it's a cold start So he keeps it in his garage He'll keep it running through the year And when snow hits He comes out and clears out four driveways

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Genius Freaking genius there, Freddy Nice work, buddy

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You guys have a good one Love you guys

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