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mojo in the morning show um get it out of your head i'm not playing it i'm just actually getting into the next topic or uh uh spike the topic is gonna be called i lost brain cells just hearing

this you ever sit at one of those restaurants where the tables are all right up against each other and it's like i mean i it's all the time in the small in the big cities like new york or san francisco they just have tiny restaurants and a lot of tables but i don't expect it here but we're all so close to each other you could hear each other's conversations and at lunch i heard a girl at the next table say she thought all dogs were male and all cats were female no that makes sense i just dropped my fork and look i looked over like what what did she say like what am i missing this out of context or something and i look up and her friend looked as confused as i was and her friend's like did you think they were all the same animal and she's like well all the pets i thought the dogs were male and the cats i think that our public schools are properly funded i said oh my god i immediately typed it into my phone i said this is the topic of what did you hear that was just so stupid you lost brain cells for just hearing it and it reminded me of the story i was telling you guys in the studio last week i didn't share this on the on the air but my friend lids uh lids well lindsay i'm gonna embarrass her and say her real name she said they should make we were out and she's like they should make virgin edibles for people who don't like weed oh babe and i was like oh babe you mean candy and cookies like food

she's blonde by the way technically did she mean like cbd versus thc i don't know what she meant

She was like, they should just make those, if I want to eat the snacks without the weed.

Oh, okay, so she just wanted it for the snacks and stuff.

Yeah, I don't want to have weed, I just want the gummies. I'm like, yeah, it's called gummies, gummy bears, yeah.

It's funny when somebody will say something like that, and you just want to go shake your head, because some of these people that will say that, you're like, you actually have a job. Right. You have a family.

Oh my gosh, I said to Meg, you know these person, they can legally vote and reproduce and own a house and raise children. There's not a lot of requirements out there to function in society.

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I have to share with you what some guy told me the other day. He was asking me on a date and I said, all right, do you have any ideas? And he goes, let's go to the palace And I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, the palace of Auburn Hills And I'm like, the one that they demolished Like six years ago Wait for a first date And he's like, yeah, let's sneak into the palace I'm like, I'm not 12 What are we going to do, hang from the rafters?

It's a parking lot now

So he just wanted you to go there and hang out Because it is, for those that have not seen what it looks like over there it is like an empty parking lot where they keep cars that don't have

chips in them this guy didn't know that they demolished the palace oh i thought maybe he's

wanted to go to like the parking lot and like hang out no he's pretty was he pretty yeah what's what

what's going on mojo in the morning hello hi my daughter says this to me all the time that i make his brain cells like we were talking about

money, and why is it called pounds in English?

Like, in American, when you say money, like, why is it pounds in English? She's like, you need to lose brain cells. Yeah. Okay. I have thoughts. It's not in American. We're English speakers, too.

Why can you lose brain cells in American?

Mojo in the morning, hello? Hi. How are you? You thought you lost brain cells when you heard.

my friend told me asked me if in italy is it the same sun that we have here no oh my gosh

oh my gosh well i i did have someone that was looking at my photography once they wanted to buy a picture this is going back many years but they said oh is that a morning sunset or a nighttime sunset and i looked at i was like excuse me and they're like which where did when did you take that sunset i'm like you mean sunrise or sunset they were like oh yeah yeah that's what i

Spencer, what's up?

Well, I'm from Toledo area. My friend Davinia was hanging out watching the new Hocus Pocus movie. And I told her, like, yeah, they filmed this scene in Rhode Island. And she goes, oh, isn't that in New Jersey? I said, I just stared at her. I'm like, what did you just say? And she goes, Rhode Island's in New Jersey, right? I said, you know, it's a whole separate state.

Can I tell you mine? So I didn't know that the whale with the unicorn horn on it. What is that called?

A narwhal.

That's a real thing, right?

It's a real animal, yeah.

I did not know that. I thought people were messing with me for the longest time, and I thought that was fake. Sounds like a unicorn. Yep. Brandy?

Mojo. My mother-in-law is notorious for saying stupid stuff.

By the way, I hope she doesn't listen.

i don't even care she knows it is it is common knowledge where do we start give us an example told me that the male a blue jay is a male cardinal oh babe they told me whoever's on the road the longest has the right-of-way and not father's son this her son told me this i'm like oh my gosh it runs in the family

That's great Wow What's up, Sarah?

Hi So a friend of mine We work at a preschool together And she Right before Thanksgiving And she asked One of our Asian families If they celebrate Thanksgiving in China

Oh my god Is she pretty?

Yeah Maybe that'll get her through life It was one of those, like, we're teaching their children, and you just asked that question.

Jessie, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. They said it, and you thought you lost a brain cell when they did.

My friend thought every new year was a new century.

Every new year is a new century.

Wow.

Every year. Feels like it. It does. She's blonde.

She's blonde. Ash, what's going on?

hey mojo how you guys doing we're good what's going on you got something to contribute i have indeed i had this young man ask me what language we spoke in english in england he thought he was messing around and i said are you serious he goes yeah i said well what languages speak in spain he said spanish i said okay i said what languages speak in italy he goes italian i said in what language do you think they speak in england and he had this blank look And he was a student Doing medicine and I went Hmm Let me know when you're a doctor Because I am not coming to you

That's funny I like Ronnie's Ronnie Brother Mojo What's happening You guys know who Ronnie is don't you The best in the west and the least in the east

The best in the west and the least in the east And the north and south are begging for you All right.

Is this something, Ronnie, is this something that you actually said?

Oh, no. No, sir. My wife asked me, how do fish do it? I told her at night. And she went to work the next day and she come home and she says, everybody I've met you that you just turned and walked away. How do fish do it?

I love you, dear. Some things are better just Google. I don't know.

I'm going to, a matter of fact, I'm Googling it right now. Fish having sex. I just want to say, thank you, Ronnie. Take care of yourself. When storm season hits, we have a pro for that. Upgrading your windows with the.

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Summer is here. At Orderly Meds, we know this time is a reminder that life is full of new beginnings. Whether you're celebrating the nice weather, starting a new chapter, planning a vacation, or simply looking ahead to what's next, this season can be the perfect time to invest in yourself and your health. If you've struggled with weight loss and are curious about GLP-1 medications, orderly meds can help you learn about your options. Through a simple virtual process, you can connect with licensed medical professionals who can determine whether treatment may be appropriate for you. Getting started is fast, convenient, and happens online from the comfort of home. This summer, consider a new approach to feeling your best. Visit orderlymeds.com slash podcast to learn more. That's orderlymeds.com slash podcast. orderlymeds.com slash podcast. Because every new season is an opportunity to take the next step forward. Compounded medications are not FDA approved. Eligibility required and determined by a licensed provider. Individual results may vary. See website for details.