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Soccer Jerseys Suck
Mojo In The Morning

Soccer Jerseys Suck

from Mojo In The Morning

July 7, 2026 | 00:11:03 | Leisure

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mojo in the morning uh good to have you guys here with us today i'm having a better day than the u.s goalie from yes last night oh i'm sure he's somebody needs to tell me why we in the biggest and best country in the world can't find good soccer players are you blaming it on the

00:01:50 - 00:01:55 | Speaker 1:

goalie though i didn't watch the game like i heard that one mishap but that was a big that was a big

00:01:55 - 00:01:57 | Speaker 7:

That was a big mishap.

00:01:57 - 00:01:58 | Speaker 1:

What did it cause? One goal?

00:01:58 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 7:

Two. Well, I mean, I think we were already down 2-1, which you can come back and tie the game and you know how soccer works. But to go down 3-1 and in that fashion, you know, momentum in sports.

00:02:09 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 8:

Are you talking about the one where he just like ran out to... He ran out. He kicked the ground. And then, but then the net was just, the goal was just, you can tell I'm not a soccer player.

00:02:19 - 00:02:20 | Speaker 6:

The net was just wide open though.

00:02:20 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 8:

I was screaming.

00:02:22 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 6:

He kicked a ball into the net. i um i'm at a point now too by the way with this whole where i can now officially say all right i'm not a hot soccer fan i was a soccer fan for a little bit first off the uniforms to me are goofy looking they don't look like they'll be good on you like i could not wear basketball uniforms either because if i wear a basketball uniform you know You mean like shorts and jersey? You know what I mean? I look at baseball jerseys and hockey jerseys as more for a guy my size and football jerseys. Really?

00:02:59 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 7:

Because all those sports seem tighter.

00:03:01 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 6:

No, they're bigger jerseys, and they work with bigger guys. Soccer jerseys, like Joe wanted me to go get a U.S. one. Joe got a France one, and he says, I said, you got to root for the U.S., man. You're from this country. And he says, well, then why don't you go get one of those things? I'll buy you a jersey. He wanted to buy me this jersey. Okay. I look at him and go, there's nothing worse than a fat guy in a jersey, especially a fat, unathletic guy.

00:03:23 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 8:

I can't even imagine you coming in here in a soccer jersey. Could you imagine? He would roast you for five and a half hours.

00:03:29 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 6:

Would you be blown away if all of a sudden I started wearing one of those?

00:03:34 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 7:

I think you should. Some soccer jerseys are actually incredible. Travis Scott, I know you like some of the shoes. He's done a whole football collection. Really? All teams. Yeah, he's got some pretty nice jerseys.

00:03:46 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 6:

Really?

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Yeah, I'll show you.

00:03:48 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 6:

I think as far as jerseys are concerned, and I want to ask listeners' perspective on this one, I think the most flattering jerseys that are out, what is that?

00:03:56 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 7:

Whoa, wait. That's the Travis Scott USA.

00:03:57 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 8:

I can see you wearing that, Kev. That's cool. That's really cool.

00:04:02 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 6:

That doesn't even look like the USA jersey. Why would it?

00:04:04 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 7:

But it's red, white, and blue. It's got like a little flag. That's kind of wild. It's fashion state on it. Like a star kind of thing in there. Interesting. It's retro. It's fashion state.

00:04:11 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 6:

I just want to ask this question of women in the audience, because you guys know fashion better than guys. What do you think guys look better in, sports jersey-wise? NFL jerseys or college football jerseys. Basketball jerseys. You know the guys wearing tank tops. Hockey jerseys. You see a lot of wing-wheeled fatties out there, guys, walking around. Wing-wheeled fatties. Baseball jerseys. You got the buttons up front. Or have you seen the orange ones, the pullovers that the Tigers have this year?

00:04:46 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 7:

That you just had on the other day?

00:04:48 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 6:

I had a quarter zip, but the orange jersey is an interesting looking jersey. Soccer I put in there. What other sports are there?

00:04:57 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 8:

I'm just going to say this. You said all the ones. None of them.

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 4:

of them really with you i don't need my man wearing a jersey you don't like a little honolulu blue

00:05:05 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 2:

annan not really you don't like a guy wearing a jersey like a regular unless they're the actual

00:05:09 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 1:

athlete yeah i agree with you on that i'm wearing a jersey tomorrow i was wearing a canada one the other day but i wasn't home but i think i got a picture but like okay but like this should not be a staple in your the were honestly i'll tell you the worst one i won't tell you the best one the worst one is the guys that wear the basketball jerseys with nothing underneath Why? I don't want to see hair coming out of your armpits. Yeah. I don't.

00:05:34 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 2:

So. I hate that. The basketball ones are horrible. Oh, my God.

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With nothing underneath. Yeah.

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Unless you're Patrick Ewing in it.

00:05:41 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 3:

I'm wearing a basketball jersey tomorrow just for you guys. No shirt. As a matter of fact, I'm going to wear a basketball jersey tomorrow. I'll follow it up with a hockey jersey on Thursday. We'll round it off with football.

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Got your outfits planned for the rest of the week.

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All laid out like the first day of school.

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Who's joining me? I don't know. I think that that's a mistake on your part.

00:06:00 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 3:

Look, I bought Mojo a soccer jersey for his birthday a couple of years ago because he loved Tad Lasso. It's a Tad Lasso jersey. Oh, that's what I do remember that.

00:06:12 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 1:

No. That's at Goodwill and Togo Harbor. No, no.

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I'm sorry.

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He's allergic to jerseys.

00:06:21 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 2:

No, can I tell you? I have it still. You want me to wear it tomorrow too? Would you?

00:06:25 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 4:

Thursday. Do it on Thursday.

00:06:27 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 2:

Jersey Thursday.

00:06:28 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 3:

is that what it's called i don't know it is now jersey jersey you gotta copyright that that's really good uh we're all wearing jerseys on thursday guys it's been decided

00:06:39 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 2:

oh hold on i was trying to call joe my son joe chelsea and i were talking about how joe has a

00:06:45 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 1:

problem he has too many jerseys does he wear them hey pot pulling the kettle mr quarter zips over

00:06:55 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 2:

here but i but i'm a grown like that's a that's a very professional thing to wear to work a quarter

00:07:01 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 4:

zip do you actually call this job professional yeah i'm gonna dial him up right now call the

00:07:08 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 2:

joe show for me please um yeah like i can wear it with slacks shannon i could wear it with shorts i could wear it with jeans if i wanted to i could you know but i don't have jerseys can you imagine Imagine if I went and started wearing jerseys. You guys would all make fun of me.

00:07:25 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 3:

Please wear one on Thursday. On Thursday.

00:07:27 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

I'm going to wear my Ted Lasso. You're going to wear your... I don't know yet. I got options. Sierra, what do you think of guys in jerseys?

00:07:35 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 4:

I love basketball jerseys. I am so sorry. Y'all suck. Really? If you have that big, beautiful chest back, I love it. I love it. I want all of that.

00:07:47 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 2:

You date in shape guys. You don't date big, fat dudes like me with stretch marks on my arms.

00:07:52 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 4:

do you? You are not that fat, Mojo. I don't know why you keep saying that. I am. You haven't

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seen me in a jersey. I cover myself up wearing stuff that's a little more flattering.

00:08:05 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 4:

You don't look great in football or hockey jerseys. I don't know. I can definitely see you in your Tigers gear. Come on. You act like you're 5,000 pounds or something.

00:08:16 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 2:

I really wanted this year to get that orange Tarek Scooble jersey that the Tigers came out with. They came out with a couple jersey changes and so I go to the team store right after the show. There's nobody in the place, okay? And I said to them, I go, can I try these on right here? And they said, yeah, you got a shirt on or anything? I go, yeah, I got a t-shirt on. I tried the thing on. I go and I look at myself in the mirror. I looked like a freaking fat orange. What size was it? Did they have your size? Double X.

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do they go bigger

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but if I get a 3x a 3x is bigger I don't know I don't know I don't think I would look good I looked at that thing I'm going Tarek Skubal's name Skubal was spelled like it was stretched out

00:09:06 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 4:

you need the same one that

00:09:10 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 3:

Paul's got what's his name Paul's jersey

00:09:15 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 2:

hold on a second Jordan what's up Jordan hi

00:09:18 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 5:

what's the deal mojo long time listener first time what's the deal man you like to wear jerseys don't you yeah man i wear jerseys you know i got a couple of them you know i got the black jmo one i got the white almond raw one leo you can't hate on jerseys around you know i got a couple retros you got the og vince carter one I'm like, come on, man. Very nice.

00:09:47 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 4:

Are you wearing them, or are they up for display?

00:09:50 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

Oh, I wear mine, but occasions, special occasions. Like the retro one, you wear those out. You know, people wear the retros out. Like, ain't no wrong with a nice.

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 6:

Retro basketball jersey.

00:10:01 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 5:

Tell them, Kev. Listen, on Thursday, not only am I wearing a jersey, I might go 2000s and wear it backwards on y'all.

00:10:10 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 6:

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. All right, now. All right, now. Don't come out wearing a backwards jersey. That's the thing I hate the most. Man, I'm like, why wear the jersey backwards, bro?

00:10:20 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 4:

I might go fabulous on y'all. Don't make no sense. I hate to get racial on this one.

00:10:27 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 5:

No, you don't.

00:10:27 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 4:

I do hate to. But black guys can pull off jerseys. White guys can't pull them off.

00:10:32 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 5:

I've seen many white guys in jerseys.

00:10:35 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 6:

White guys can pull off a lot of things that white guys can't. You can't. I won't even say it's a racial thing. Like my boy Mojo said earlier, you know, it's like it's a physique. You got to be built for it.

00:10:49 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Maybe that's it.

00:10:51 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 7:

Like that Travis Scott jersey. I think we all can wear that. If a white guy wore that, I'd be like, he could do it. I don't see Joe wearing that. Are you kidding?

00:11:00 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 4:

Jordan, can fat black guys wear jerseys?

00:11:04 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 5:

That's all I think.

00:11:04 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 6:

I got a couple of fat boys that be rocking jerseys, man. What are you talking about, man? I can't lie. They be pulling them off, dog. Like, man, I ain't going to lie. Anyone can pull off a jersey. You just got to style it right. Like, hey, if you know you a bigger person, you got that belly that's poking out, well, you better get a 3-4-X. 85-6.

00:11:26 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 4:

I got to go. But I got to go to the big and tall. I got to check it out. Let me see what size it is.

00:11:32 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, man.

00:11:34 - 00:11:55 | Speaker 4:

If you go to the team stores, the team stores have their own big and tall section. Do they really? So this is the thing. I go to the Tigers team store, Jordan, and I go in there, and I'm looking at jerseys, and I'm like, oh, cool. They got this one right here. And I pick it up, and I'm not lying to you. It was a freaking tent. It was, like, so big. And I go, oh, I'm in the big and tall section.

00:11:55 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 1:

Where is it?

00:11:56 - 00:12:06 | Speaker 4:

They have it inside of the team store, off to the side a little bit, and they've got, like, a row or a rack of big fat guys' jerseys.

00:12:06 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 5:

Or just tall guys. And you don't have to be in there.

00:12:09 - 00:12:16 | Speaker 4:

You're downstairs, Tommy. I like to have the double X out of the regular guy's store. Yeah. You know what I mean?

00:12:16 - 00:12:21 | Speaker 5:

We've got to get you this orange jersey. Come on, Wael, come on. I hit him up.

00:12:21 - 00:12:30 | Speaker 6:

Hey, he might be looking like the annoying orange, man. What size do we need? Make sure you get them a big one. It can't be too tight, bro.

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