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Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. I'm going to try to keep this as clean as possible because I do have to remember that there are people with kids in the car. But if you would like, and you would like me not to be as clean as possible, tell your kids to get out of the car. Like right now, I don't even care where you are. Even if you're like a mile from school, tell them to walk the rest of the way. Or if you're pulling in and it's like a big drop-off line, tell them, hey, you know what, get a little exercise, kid. Okay, good. All right, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. One of Chelsea's friends was telling Chelsea and I that if you want to have better cookie baking, for women especially, make sure when you're baking cookies you're wearing socks.

What? Yeah, isn't that a scientific fact?

I don't know, but I don't like socks. I think socks are very not romantic. and so we were having this conversation and we were sitting there talking about it and she was going through some kind of a I guess scientific facts of why this is why the wearing socks while you're baking cookies is a really smart thing to do and all I kept thinking to myself was yeah it might be better for her but it's not as good for me because it's a turnoff to me. I don't know. Socks, who wears socks? Socks going to bed? Are there any of you guys wear socks going to bed?

Nah, it's not premeditated.

The only time I wear socks is if I'm sick. And then I'm like so bundled in bed that I have these like these one particular pair of socks that are really cozy and Barefoot Dreams. I love those. Oh my God. Those are so soft.

They make blankets and socks?

Yes, they make blankets, socks, robes, pajamas, everything. But I put those on and I like bundle myself up. Other than that, I have to have bare feet in bed.

No, it really depends on the temperature, because I love not paying for heating, and last night was freezing in my apartment, so I slept in a sweatshirt, sweatpants, like thick socks, like everything. So it depends. But in the summer, absolutely not.

But if you're paying cookies, you are not wearing socks. That's very, that's very, like, I don't know.

Please tell me, though, Megan, you have a romantic partner at home. Please tell me you're not going to be wearing that outfit.

Oh, absolutely. Do you think I own a cute pair of matching underwear set or cute pajamas at this point? Absolutely not. Shannon, school her on sexy. I'm going to be doing it most nights.

I wear a sweatshirt and sweatpants. Why would I go sexy today?

School her on not wearing socks and sweatpants and sweatshirts and all that stuff.

If you want to be sexy, we'll get naked. I don't need silky cute pajamas that are $70. Every once in a while, I do like some of the cutie stuff.

Get you a little Skims, little one-piece, little vibe. Are you buying?

I'm just smashing. I'm not smashing, so I ain't buying. Even the dudes that are smashing are never buying.

If anybody's looking for a holiday gift for any of the four women on this show, the Skims pajamas. See?

Right? I'm a size small.

I don't, by the way, I don't condone, by the way, us begging for freebies from listeners.

No, I'm talking about you guys. If you guys want to buy any of the women.

By the way, you want to know how great that's going to go over with my wife if I'm buying you guys skims?

They're not sexy.

They're not going over, Ben. Yeah. I want to know about the socks thing. I want to talk about the socks. Who's wearing socks going to bed and why are you wearing socks? Because if you aren't wearing them because you're trying to make cookie baking better, then there is no reason for you to be wearing them. You should not have socks on, especially if you have a partner. If you have a partner, you're basically telling your partner that you don't care about them by wearing socks.

Am I right? Well, I mean, I will say it's like the last article of clothing to come off, though. And there are moments where you just don't get that far.

I don't want to be taken off. Does that make sense? No, I just think that, like, feet are attractive.

You're looking at feet while you're having sex?

No, but I just, you know, of all of a sudden, every now and again. And by the way, we're calling bacon cookies now because the kids could be like, but you're, but when you have, like, if you randomly just have a foot in your face with a sock on it, you know, um, Joey, are you there, Joey?

It's me.

Yes, Joey. It's me. What's going on, Joey?

Um, not much. I think you're being a little selfish mojo, but that's fine.

Why am I being selfish, Joey? Explain.

Okay. Listen, I am team socks all the way. I bring socks to bed, but I also don't wear anything else, just socks.

Really?

Wait, you're totally naked? Yes. Hold on. Hold on. It's going to be okay, guys. It's going to be a little bit of a ride, but it's going to be okay. I have had complaints while baking cookies that I wear socks. But once I tell them my reasons, and I also take them down the rabbit hole of peer-reviewed studies on socks.

Oh, really? Oh, so you're like Chelsea's friend that says that socks are better for you in the cookie baking.

Yes, it's better for your cheek. It's better for regulating your body. It's better when you're walking around. It prevents, like, calluses. It's better for your feet. Anyways, I don't talk about calluses when baking cookies.

Yeah, that would turn me off if all of a sudden you're telling me about your calluses.

So I'm like, listen, these are my reasons, okay? If you want the cookie, you're going to have to deal with it. Usually guys deal with it.

So you know what it's like? It's like grabbing the cookies out of the oven with, like, an oven mitt. Your socks are like an oven mitt.

Exactly. They keep everything nice and warm.

Do you know how goofy it must look? It must look goofy, you completely naked but with socks on.

I mean, I'm not going to lie. I've looked in the mirror before. I think it looks pretty hot, but whatever. Don't yuck my yums, Mojo. Okay. Don't yuck my yums. All right. I will say, though, that if there is a moment where feet want to be involved, the socks may be removed. These are compromises you can make with your partner while being... Not if you have linted between your toes.

Do you take them off yourself by doing that sexy thing with your toe, like where you slip them off?

Oh, no, you can't bite the sock.

I do that. Mojo, how do you know that? I do that. What are you talking about?

You know, you basically take your toe and you push it off of your socks off.

You take your toe, you put it in between, like, by the inside of your ankle, and you kind of pulled the socks off. I know, I know. I'm acting like that's not super common. The toes are out. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought there was something fancier than that.

She's got long toes, I think.

I feel like people are going to know that we're not talking about baking cookies.

All right. Well, listen, Joey, thank you for calling, and I won't yuck your yum anymore.

thank you i appreciate it you should read about it all right i'm gonna read about this marie

about socks and uh why they are so good for you what's going on page i'm not much good morning

folks how are you today we're good what's going on uh so i um i mean if we're baking cookies and i have socks on i i'm definitely not taking them off okay so you just leave them on i don't yeah I mean, I'm not going to interrupt the fun just to take socks off, but I am a huge believer in sleeping in socks. I have to wear socks to bed. But my husband knows as soon as I fall asleep because he's realized as soon as I do fall asleep, I take them off. So that's my cue, I guess.

Oh, so you take them off because you don't want to get too hot, right? You don't want your feet to be ripped.

I don't know. I take them off, I guess, as soon as I fall asleep. so I can't fake it if I don't want to bake cookies because if I talk turn off, my husband knows I'm still awake.

Oh, okay. That's interesting. That's the opposite of what I would think. I would think you'd put them on when you're sleeping.

No, it's funny.

Shelby, what's up?

I am team socks all day, and now I feel like because of this I have developed a complex. I've never had anybody say anything about the fact I wear socks. I just felt like my feet touched.

Don't worry. It's 1,000% because I said, oh, I do that, that everybody got so weirdly anti that.

It had nothing to do with you. Sure, sure, sure. But also, she did say that she wears a big old pair of sweatpants and a sweatshirt, too. So I would think to myself as a guy, if I'm laying down next to Megan and she's my partner dressed like that, I'm thinking she's getting prepared to go shovel the snow outside and not actually make love.

I mean, I'm the same way.

You would, like, wear a lot of clothing. I don't know.

Isn't it weird that you just want to be comfortable when you sleep and not look like

The best thing that ever happened to my life And it was the worst thing that happened to Chelsea's Was when she went through early menopause and had to be hot all the time I'm like

Perimenopause

Yeah, is that what it's called? She got perimenopause and she was hot all the time I'm like, oh my god, she's like wearing less clothes But then she'd be like, don't touch me, I'm hot What's going on? Carla, what's up?

i um my boyfriend when we first started dating and he started coming over he would wear socks because he said his toes were ugly and um he used to bake cookies with the mom and i was wondering like why would he not take his socks off and then we got more comfortable in the relationship he told me the reason why he didn't take his socks off and what was the reason Yucky toes. Yucky toes.

Did you see the toes? What was that? Did you see the toes? Were they ugly?

Yeah, they're bad.

He was doing you a favor.

Let me show you calves. No, I'm sure yours. I think you and I, by the way, might have the two ugliest feet out of any person.

No, no, my ankles are nice.

You got big old flat feet like I do.

You know what? That's not. He said his feet and ankles are nice You know that this is untrue You know you're spewing lies I told you you need to go to the doctor Because I'm worried about you

My ankles are perfectly fine

You've seen them as well They're bad He and I both need a podiatrist

You know how you look at King Charles' hands and you're like There's something medically wrong with him I told you I'm worried I was being serious When I first said it

I don't like you Shannon

It's over

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