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All right. It is the Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. If at any point when you're listening to the show, because you're going to hear a lot of Megan today. Megan's doing the dirties and filling in for Shannon on that. But then, of course, you know, we love having Megan in studio. Whenever she's in studio, she can't hide from us like she does in the KISS studios in Toledo. Where we'll go through like 30-minute periods of time and we think that she went home to go run an errand or feed the dog or something.

You don't know.

If you listen to her closely, I want you to listen for the lip fillers that she put into her lips yesterday. How's she looking today?

Dude, I'm slurring. I literally just drooled during the dirty while I was talking. I had to turn my mic off so I could go.

Mic. She looks fantastic, but occasionally if you just listen to your headphones, you'll hear a... Because it hasn't taken full effect in there, huh?

I'm a little swollen. I look like a new woman, though, but my face ID still worked, and that hurt my feelings.

So you guys, you and Mike are getting sponsored. Your podcast, which is released every Wednesday, Slightly Messy Podcast, is sponsored by a beauty... What is it?

The Aesthetic Method in Ferndale, sorry. The Aesthetic Method.

Yeah, let her say it, and then Mike, you say it correctly. Go ahead.

It's The Aesthetic Method.

The aesthetic method And wait What did you get done Yesterday Megan Everything I got a new face What did you get

I got Under eye filler Cheek filler I got some Botox And lip filler I'm loving it Wow

Mike what did you get They showed us the menu And she went Yes please So I was gonna Just get Botox And then I got there And Megan's like I did the whole everything Like I'm doing everything And I'm like well I haven't even looked at the rest of it I'm still kind of new to this So I don't really know much about it And they're like well we can do this, this, and this And so I did some under eye filler too Which kind of freaked me out at first But I did it and it looks kind of cool Like it takes away the dark circles under your eyes

Yeah

So she did what sounded like four or five things How many did you do? Just two You just did two? Yeah

I got a whole buffet

do they say you know how they say don't ever go to a grocery store when you're hungry

i went uh with bad makeup and said fix me

do they have like rules on that for this well then they give you like this laughing gas to go with it too and it looks like a hookah and you sit down and it like relaxes you and calms you down and within seconds all you hear is megan laughing so loud as she's getting this done and everybody's like what is going on in there and she's just laying back just living it up

We got a little rowdy yesterday We got some new friends

It was a lot of fun How long were you guys there for? Like three, four hours? Oh my gosh

Most of that was us just hanging out afterwards So we didn't leave

She's like, what else you got? You got something in the back that's not on the menu?

Listeners I forget her name, Megan I don't know if you remember her name It was like Karen or Kelsey See, I forget, I apologize for that, but she walked in right at the end, right when we were about to leave, and she's listening to Mojo in the morning show, and she walked in, and she's like, what did you guys get? And Megan's telling her all this stuff, and we're like, what are you getting? She's like, just Botox. I'm like, no, no, no, you got to get this and this and this.

That's a great salesperson. Now you're working. See that? Good sponsorship of the podcast, having you guys going out there. um all right 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 and then when you went home yes uh yesterday you had kind of a weird experience happened to you with uh a guy coming to your doors oh my god i i knew

that my my uh treatments kicked in real fast yesterday but i didn't know it would be knock on my door to uh talk to me face to face about giving me money and i know what you're thinking oh my god you're working the streets and i say i wish i'd be in a better tax bracket but it turns out he just wanted to buy my car but here is the thing i'm confused because we've been talking a lot lately about deaths and i'm not sure if this guy was trying to what is it called case the joint is that what he was doing coming to check it all out i didn't know if he was coming to just look in my house and see what I had because he came up and he offered to buy my car in the driveway

and your car is not for sale right you don't have a sign on it or something I don't have a sign on

it now when I tell you I have two cars that's going to sound very bougie and I need to tell you that the car he wants to buy currently doesn't even run all right we all know that I park cars in my my your driveway is where they go to die exactly and this car literally the roof leaks it's not a nice vehicle is it that your what your jeep is it's a 99 and i i drove it so bad it really

should be like a 43 it's a 99 99 two-door jeep wrangler correct that's that honestly is cool

looking because that was a great model year oh i forgot i drove you around yeah yeah that was

actually nice you drove me around in it when it actually ran yes before you went and bought another

jeep wrangler which it was like a i bought like my real adult like daily driver dream car yeah so

the guy came to the door I don't think he's trying to scam you I think though I think that jeeps are you know you're hot and people still want jeeps and the guy probably is driving by that your house every single day and just seeing it sitting in the driveway going I'll give her an offer and get rid of it for and this might be what she's looking for to get rid of

the thing I think he thought this is a man who in my mind has so much free time in his life that he's been staking out my house

and he knows

that I go in and out all day and I'm just a young a supple young beautiful woman

wait say supple again with those lips supple

she's a supple woman beautiful and full of life and joy anytime I want to give her money and also see if she lives alone and um I think that I'm going honestly what this is is me telling you I'm going to star in a Netflix documentary about my own dog.

Well, we've all become less trustful now, right? Like if someone knocks on the door, we never take it at face value. We're like, what do they really want?

Listen, I'm a millennial. I have a ring doorbell that doesn't actually ring. Love it. Does it film people? Yes. Do I have it hooked up to anything that would notify me that somebody's at the door? Of course not. If I hear you a knocking, my dog's going to bark. I'm going to hit the floor. I'm going to crawl, army crawl to my front window, peek through, pray to God that you don't see the blinds move. but there's no way in hell I'm answering the door.

But your brother, thank God.

He answered the door.

He answered the door. Michelle? Yes. What's going on?

I just want to tell you that it's not weird going and asking about your Jeep. My first car was an 87 Jeep Wrangler, and I am a 42-year-old mom now, and that is my favorite car. Every time I see one, I follow the person because I want to see if they don't want it anymore. It's hard to find those cars.

Yeah. That right there would scare us.

people though wouldn't it you're following them around ma'am you're scary i want your info so i

can buy yours magan see this you could you may be able to sell this thing right now you don't want to sell it though do you eventually want it to run again or no uh don't sell it no they're

the best ever but here's the thing right now i drive to dodge journey that's so dumb Get the Jeep

Save the Jeep

Okay Here's the thing Remember how I told you When I lived at my dad's house There were three of us In seven cars And most of them didn't run One of them caught on fire You know what I'm saying Like that's the kind of cars That we have Okay so at my current house At my current house I have a one car Detached like garage Right Which is obviously A storage unit For my tiny house And doesn't have a car Inside of it And then my brother And I have four cars I need to get rid of cars You guys I'm becoming my father And I can't do it I can't be the trash person in my neighborhood again. Did you hear her say person? Trash person. She said person.

You know what we should do? We should make her read something that, like, what would it be? Is it S's that is in there? I think it's the S's that are having the problems.

Something by Shel Silverstein.

What's up, Gina?

Hey, how are you?

Good. What's going on?

You know, they have a skit. Sebastian Menescalco is a comedian. How hilarious. Talked about how you In the 80s somebody knock at your door And everybody jump up and answer the door And pull out the Entenmanns and the Sanka And today somebody knocks on your door And you're football crawling To the front I've heard him do that one You just gotta watch it It's a shift in society

We do not want anybody Coming to our door at all But also I don't want to not have company At the same time mojo in the morning show what's happening uh carla hello okay so you all think that that's

weird my mom lives in a boston edison district and people keep coming to her house asking her

if she wants to sell her house yeah well that's a hot neighborhood right now everybody wants to

move there but she's been there for over 30 years and everybody keeps coming or they'll send letters and everything or they'll find her number and send her text messages and she is pissed and isn't it

funny like it's like you have to put a sign up saying no i want to keep my house like just stop

knocking stop coming up yeah i'm gonna make her a sign yeah i'm gonna make her i will tell you

though there's no there's no homes on the market right now there's no inventory of homes that's

happening in none like you know really i told you i've had several people stop by and i look out my window and there's somebody taking a picture of my house i'm like the hell's going on and i finally figured out like people keep emailing and calling and trying to buy the house i'm like i just moved in i just put so much money into a new roof and new windows i'm not moving out until i have a an old man because i put too much work into stupid house i honestly i you could buy my

Katie what's going on

I just wanted to tell Megan that she's my Soul sister I feel like I text That almost every day but yeah The hitting the deck as soon as Somebody knocks on the door or the Ring that doesn't actually ring Like you could be on my front Porch and I won't know until Alexa tells me And when Alexa tells me I'm gone

I feel like Megan needs a panic room Just for people to come into the front door

don't you think i've literally messaged you on instagram saying that we are soulmates and need to be best friends and that i would send you wait no no no megan say soulmates i want to hear you

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Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

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