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All right, Mojo in the morning show. So you can tell that we had fun hanging out Friday, Saturday with everybody. it's great to see everybody and be part of the St. Patrick's Day fun and then yesterday I pretty much sat on my couch and watched nothing but I watched basketball games I didn't even care about until the Michigan State game came on and watched that amazing win from Michigan State making it to the Sweet 16 okay couple more things I wanted to bring up oh you know what I'll do I'll go to this next one here since we were just talking to Lydia and had her in the studio with us. Lydia, come back in here for one second. I'll grab this from you right now. Why were you late? That's the topic that we're going to bring up right now. What was the story?

So KP and I decided we were going to get brunch the morning after, and even though we were still a little bit hungover, we were craving some waffles. So we walked a block up to get some food and we were hanging out. And keep in mind, our checkout time for our hotel was 11 o'clock and we had left at nine o'clock on purpose. So we would not be past the checkout time. So we were about to leave and we were finishing up. And then all of a sudden, KP goes, I have to go to the bathroom. And I'm like, no, you don't, because it's already 1045 and we have to go. And what did you say, KP?

I had spicy butthole.

She's like, I really have to go to the bathroom. And I'm like, you can hold it. We're only walking five minutes.

I could not.

Checkout is about to happen. And I didn't want us to be overcharged for this day.

Is that code for something? Because I didn't pick up what you said. You had spicy butthole.

Yes, I get spicy butthole when I eat anything spicy and I don't go to the bathroom right away. And I also had coffee. I had like two cups of this oat milk latte that was really strong. And I also heard that Mojo called Lydia to tell her that we needed to get out of the hotel for checkout in time.

Yeah, so I enforced it. I was like, Mojo told us that we have to check out.

That was the words that I was told by the boss, Kate Arnold.

You had to tell my associate producer to tell the executive producer to leave on time.

That was how out I was. He was so drunk. You were so drunk. I was not that drunk. Help me! You became the mom of the group.

So you couldn't leave the hotel because you had to go to the toilet?

Yeah, and I had already packed up all my stuff, and I was just planning on leaving from the hotel and just going. The best part about this whole story is that Lydia had to go poop, too. She just went in the hotel, and I was waiting for her. But I just wilded it at the hotel.

So you went in the main bathroom in the lobby.

Oh, no, no. I walked back to my room. She went back up for her. Oh, you did, too?

Dropped a gift.

Beauty poop.

I don't know what that was. I don't think hotels charge you if you're like. No, not if you're a half hour over.

Oh, I was just charged for that. Really? Not this past weekend, but, oh, yes, they turned. Because I don't ever check out of a hotel.

Really? Yeah. I don't check out of a hotel. I just leave and go. So they don't know if I'm leaving or not.

That's how I did. Maybe, maybe, the only thing I could think of is that the housekeeping went in and tried to clean my room and saw that there was still stuff there.

Oh, so they probably thought that was the case. Well, that's, that's interesting. So you guys both, what if we get overcharged on that whole thing?

What if they, oh, she was out before 11, but I just can't imagine. You walked from our restaurant back to the hotel just to poop. I pooped before. I'm not going to hold that and waddle all the way back to the hotel. Are you kidding me?

Somebody asked us when we were walking the streets of Ionia. They said, hey, what could we do to get on the show?

And I think I don't know who it was that said talk about burps, farts and poop because that gets you on. They wanted to get know how they get past the phone screener. I don't know who it was that actually responded with that. But I'm like, that is so appropriate. And then I thought to myself, I'm like, we're more than that, aren't we? Not really. No.

Not by much.

What is it? What is it, by the way, about certain foods that just they run right through you? They do it. And so yours is spicy food that does it to you?

Yeah. Well, coffee, I feel like that's everybody. But this particular weekend, everybody had chicken and waffles. And that was my trigger.

Where did you guys go get chicken and waffles?

What was the place called? Social Misfits. It was so good.

So fitting. So I was going to ask what you ate because my girlfriend had the bubble gut too. She had the tummy problems on Sunday morning. So same thing. Do you think it's the food? Do you think it's the food or do you think it's all the alcohol that you guys drank?

We mixed so much alcohol. Well, she's a professional drinker. She drinks a lot.

Let's not blame the restaurant for that. Let's blame the street meat and the stuff that people were garnering and eating on the side. By the way, can I say something about your girlfriend? When she came into the restaurant, you guys were standing at the table. She was, it was the most amazing way I've ever seen anybody devour, yeah, that word, off of the plates. She just went. She was like, you know what it was like? It was The Walking Dead. If you've never watched The Walking Dead before.

Hey, do you guys want some of these apps? She dug right in.

It was unreal. I was like looking. I'm like going, wow. And I actually offered her my chair. I'm like, will you please sit in this chair? Because it was just interesting. I was worried that it was going to get all over the place. But she got it right there. When she's ready to go, she was ready to go on that one there. KP, you were like that too, weren't you? You were a little hungry.

Oh, my gosh. She took half of, was it Megan's cheeseburger? Oh, my goodness.

No, it was mine, but I gave it to her. I gave it to her. I wasn't eating. I wanted her to eat something. You know what? I am a food snatcher. I will admit that.

I took the funniest video of KP. I deleted it because I felt so bad. Why did you delete it? Because you were not looking pretty in that situation.

You got to send that to me. I don't care. You were like, argh, argh. Those are the moments we live for. And I'm so tired of everyone talking about how I look. I look bad, too.

She was having sex in that cheeseburger.

No.

Annika, what's up?

Hey, I was listening to you guys. Always ask for a late checkout. Like, the worst they can say is no.

Yeah. Really? They're pretty good about that.

I usually do, and they tell me no. Really? Yeah. My place is almost everywhere until I stay at. I just call, like, the day before or the night before. I have to check out. I'm like, is there any way we could get a late check out for the morning, like, even just an hour later?

What we'll do is we'll actually fake what happened to KP and say, hey, you know what? We're not feeling really well right now. Do you mind if we, you know, stay in here? They'll never let a sick person come down Because guess what They don't want you not feeling good in their lobby

Yeah that's actually a great little tip

Yeah so you gotta try to figure that out

You think they'd extend the stay If I literally told them I was having a spicy butthole

You know what's amazing If you ever talk to a telemarketer And you say to a telemarketer That you're on the toilet They always will hang up the phone with you They will always say to you Because you know why Nobody wants to hear another person do to you. So if you were on the phone and you said, hi, front desk, I am right now with, what is it called again?

Spicy butthole.

Spicy butthole.

How have you never heard of that?

I don't know. But that sounds like something that the social restaurant, whatever it was, should serve.

They should actually have a chicken. Instead of country grammar, that was what I got. They should call it spicy butthole. Didn't you say you had lava spilling out of you? Is that what you're talking about? Oh, that's not good enough.

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