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Mojo in the Morning Show. It's good to have you guys listening. Mojo. Spike, Shannon is out this morning She'll be back tomorrow We got Megan, Mike KP Our producer, Reese our director of social impact Lydia our associate producer And Katie our executive audio director It's good to have you guys here So Spike Busted baking cookies And it was busted by a neighbor

I'm going to ask any listener who's ever been Busted or found out If somebody heard you baking cookies Tell the story. Was it a neighbor, your child, a parent? Who was it? Because I thought that happened to me over the weekend. Meg and I had just finished a little midday delight baking cookies, as you would say.

By the way, why is it that, and listen, I know that we all, you know, enjoy, right? Sometimes. But why is it this early in the morning it makes me get a little...

Well, I realize kids are in the car, so I'm trying to keep it really clean. But, but, um, so after the, after the baking, uh, I walked outside, I put my apron back on and, uh, I walked outside to my car and my neighbor, who's a retired older gentleman, uh, leaned out his window and said, I heard you two being crazy. I had to laugh. And I just, all the blood drained from my body. I was just mortified. I said, excuse me. And he continued with like, I was listening. You're crazy. And I was like, oh, my God. How? Wait, how did he hear us having sex? We didn't have any windows open. I don't think we were that loud.

But secretly, you were like, yeah, high five me. Well, I'll give you the meat stick.

I was like, how could he? I was, like, mortified. Because, listen, I've only moved in the neighborhood six months ago. She just wanted a piece of my meat. Oh, my God, he's going to play every drop.

I love it. No, no, one more. One more.

One more. The pounding begins. so i'm standing there like trying to figure out what to say and then he says where was the donut place and i said huh and then i realized he like it took a second of conversation before i realized he wasn't talking about meg and i having sex he was talking about the morning show he said he was he finally tuned in to hear a phone scam because he was talking about i think we played a scam Early Friday morning Like very early We replayed one And So he didn't know What I did until recently So he's like I'll have to listen someday And I was like Not encouraging that Because I was I was trying to get away I was trying to get away With my neighbors Not knowing what I did For as long as possible

I love doing that game I love it Do you think it was The Dunkin' Donut Parking lot thing That he did?

No No No No No He just did the scam thing It was just after Friday's scam Oh okay Are you sure? Because then he said I got to listen yesterday and I heard you talking about it. And so he was not referring to his humping. Anyway, hi, Daryl. Thanks for listening.

uh that's funny i was like oh my god how did he hear us we weren't well that loud and i had this moment of self-realization like i don't think we you know when i was in uh in your house and i i

got to see how close your room is to uh meg's son's room i'm thinking you ain't getting anything

on the times you guys have meg's son the this is right before this is the day before oh okay So we have joint custody

But am I right in saying that When Meg's son's over There's no way that you guys are Your room is like literally They're right butted up to each other

She will anyway Because once he's asleep He never wakes up I'm always a little apprehensive I'm always afraid

That would be the hardest thing To be thinking about the whole time You know what I mean like it's my kids uh my kids are are up we're on the first floor my kids are upstairs and i have gone upstairs and turned the tv to a level that i think my level is at and then i'll go upstairs to go say goodnight to luke and i'll go and i'll be like dad why are you on the floor i'm like i just run out nelson i'm just trying to listen for something i can hear like a creaking also we

have bedroom doors that don't lock like i don't have i don't have locking doors it's like these swinging french doors that don't lock they're just there to like they're almost just i would

You can go to Home Depot immediately in a padlock. Yeah. Hold on. What's up? Jenna, you there?

Hey, good morning, you guys.

Good morning. We're talking about getting caught.

Yeah. So I was in my 20s. My boyfriend and I were expecting a baby, and his dad was so great. He would always bring me little snacks when he got done with work, you know, trying to be like, oh, you're pregnant. Here's something to eat. Like, enjoy. while we were watching a movie and also baking cookies in the living room, and he was so kind to walk in with a pizza.

In the moment that you guys were doing that?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So cookies and a pizza. And it was so funny because he was, like, super chatty Cathy, but obviously in this moment he's like, oh, okay, well, you guys have a nice day, and just walked out. I was mortified.

You got to love when somebody's trying to feed you, but that's probably not the time that you want to be fed.

Oh, it was horrible

I remember we had When Chelsea and I first got together We lived in an apartment And the apartment that we lived in The couple that was above us Always was fooling around And so we would hear their romps all the time And my buddy, Jumpin' Jack Who was a guy who worked at the radio station Came up with the idea Of getting sound equipment from the radio station And taping them So that we could play it back for them on speakers

And this is

Scouts Honor, Hand of God Jack did this and we recorded Them and then played back for them What they sounded like and you could hear Dead silence there when they were Fooling around it was the greatest Because you know what honestly I don't that's why I would never want to record myself Baking cookies I don't want to hear

Myself no I don't want to see myself

Yeah well when I started dating Meg I was in An apartment and there was that realization When we heard the neighbors one time like oh my god listen to that they're so loud right through the window and then it all of a sudden hit me go

oh wait that means they can hear us i already know what i sound like just breathing heavy whenever i'm like trying to record something it's the worst i'm like recording i'm gonna walk downstairs you know what i mean and i'm thinking to myself is that what i sound like yeah but

breathing heavy while baking cookies makes sense breathing heavy while just trying to record like your television while you're sitting on the couch that's what it's embarrassing i was trying to

record an xfinity uh endorsement thing to post up on our social media and i'm like i'm watching xfinity x1 service why am i breathing so heavy i'm sitting on the couch what's up ty

uh yeah well i mean i'm making cookies one time and uh um we're in the room and i was I was with my mom probably like 11 years ago, and, well, she walked in on me and my ex, and then she's like, whoops, whoops, whoops, I'm sorry, closed the door.

Oh, my goodness.

And then we get a good laugh, and then she opens the door and goes, hey, by the way, have you guys seen my cigarettes?

Oh, jeez. Hey, wait. So, Ty, when you started preheating the oven, so to speak, to bake those cookies, didn't you know Mom was home?

Yeah.

Oh, man.

He thought mom was, I don't know, watching Law & Order SVU. What's up, Lily?

Good morning.

Hi.

Hi. I had a birthday party for my daughter, and my dad was over, and he sees a problem with one of my tractors, which is a super thoughtful thing that I noticed it.

And the next day, my daughter is gone, so we're baking cookies in the living room. And all of a sudden, we hear, hello? Hello? And I freak out. And, like, I started doing it caught when you were a teenager. I started shaking. And I make my husband go out there and talk to him. My dad just stopped by, fixed the tractor, didn't tell me he was coming, and just locked in the house.

Isn't it funny? You're a grown woman with your own children in your own house. But getting caught by your dad at that point turns you back into that teenage girl.

oh my god a million times and as it did come out he's like you okay i was like uh-huh sure

it's like dad call ahead call and call and tell us how about this one somebody texted

said that it can't be on the radio but this weekend this weekend they got busted by their 11 year old son they said he walked in said uh-oh and closed the door and she says when i asked him later what he saw he said you were trying to make me a sister oh hello it is ryan and we could all

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