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Spike Finally Turned Into His Mom
Mojo In The Morning

Spike Finally Turned Into His Mom

from Mojo In The Morning

December 2, 2022 | 00:07:18 | Leisure

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spike has officially become his mom and this by the way makes me so happy because you've made

00:02:10 - 00:02:31 | Speaker 7:

fun of your mom for years on this show there's been a long history of me making fun of my mom and rightfully so because listen we grew up uh we didn't have money growing up so i am sensitive to the fact my parents did what they could with four kids and it was we had a childhood it wasn't the best childhood you've heard me talk about i never had toys done wrap on christmas and i got all the

00:02:31 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 6:

hand-me-downs from my two older brothers well by the way when you tell that story on here your mom always comes to me when she comes to visit and says you know he's full of crap he always had

00:02:42 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 7:

this of course when you get old you're trying to alter history and trying to change the the storyline of the family but it's true i've talked many times about how my mom would take all the mcdonald's straws home and she would wash them out reuse them over and over and over again and if we wanted a straw in our drink she would have wouldn't have enough she would cut them in half so the family would have twice as many straws and then of course they would fall down into the glass they were little straws yeah so obsolete you didn't the reason for the straw is to not get You'd have to hold it with your drink right there. Anyway, that's just one of many examples I've talked about. It was a cocktail straw.

00:03:23 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 6:

McDonald's straw is turning into cocktail straw.

00:03:24 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 7:

I've told many stories about the frugalness, which is a nice way of saying my parents were cheap. But now, my girlfriend yesterday caught me in the act of momhood doing the same thing. Meg caught me washing out a Ziploc bag to reuse it. Oh, stop it.

00:03:42 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my gosh.

00:03:43 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 7:

Rinsing it out in this thing. She's like, what are you doing? Now, in my defense, it just held some pretzels, so it wasn't dirty. I was just getting the little salt things out of the bottom because it had pretzels in it. And here's the big difference. I'm going to reuse the Ziploc bag. I wouldn't make my kids reuse a bag, so it was just for me. So, well, maybe I would if they didn't know it was used, but the point is I would never do that to my children. I would never let them know I'm reusing the Ziploc bag, so I don't think I'm exactly like my mother.

00:04:15 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 6:

Stop for one second. Are you hurting right now? Is the time hurting for you? It's a little tough? I get it. Inflation is crazy.

00:04:22 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 7:

I'm always watching. Listen, you can reuse a lot of things, Mojo. You reuse a Ziploc bag. I know you're not the type of guy to ever bring your own grocery bags. No, I'm worried about the environment.

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Okay, so this is not about cheap.

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I'm not cheap. It's climate change.

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My friends in my family especially roast me every birthday or holiday because I reuse wrapping paper. And it is a thing in my house that I have a Rubbermaid container with used wrapping paper in it because it's such a waste.

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How do you do that if it's ripped apart?

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I don't rip it apart. When somebody gives me a gift, I just open it. very carefully, and if it's really cool wrapping paper, I will save it and reuse it and rewrap a gift. I do the same with bows, by the way. So if you put a bow on a gift for me,

00:05:09 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 8:

and my dad taught me that,

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I have a whole bin of bows and ribbon that I reuse.

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What if it doesn't match the theme of what you're doing?

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You don't understand how many I have.

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Oh, you got every holiday?

00:05:23 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 7:

I'll reuse a bow. You think about the journey that poor little bow took from China just to look pretty over here on a gift and then it's only for five seconds it gets to shine and then you're going to throw it

00:05:32 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 8:

away no i'm going to reuse who's cheaper who's cheaper than spike's mom spike and shannon i want you to call us up at 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 you can either call that person out or call yourself out and tell us what exactly that you do go back again what exactly i was setting up a song and stuff here what exactly was in that ziploc bag to begin pretzels so it's just

00:05:53 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 7:

pretzels hard pretzels so there was no slime or chocolate or mac and cheese it wasn't something that was going to be gross in there. I was just getting the salt crumbs out.

00:06:02 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 8:

Do you think, though, that next time that you put something in that bag that your kids are going to be like you, tasting the soap from the straw like you did?

00:06:09 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 7:

No, because if you don't know, you don't realize.

00:06:13 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 8:

Your mom could have said the same thing.

00:06:15 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, but I knew she would tell me to reuse them. She would make me wash them out, and then I had to go to school in shame with my Ziploc bag, which, by the way, always had the off-brand snacks. If at all

00:06:28 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 8:

Because she was cheap

00:06:29 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, but I found the one football player The linebacker that would buy my lunch That my mom made And then I would use that to buy the school lunch Which was way better

00:06:37 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 8:

Laurie?

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Yeah

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Who's cheaper, Laurie?

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Oh, it isn't about being cheap He's being smart And he's being environmental And I appreciate it

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Yeah

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And I also

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Think about the turtles that aren't choking on the Ziploc You know he's not doing it for that, Laurie He's doing it because it's cheap

00:06:54 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 4:

It doesn't matter why It doesn't matter why We have to compliment Shannon because only about 10 years ago did I start using wrapping paper again. I used to use old newspapers.

00:07:04 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 2:

My dad used to do comics from the newspaper, and I loved that. I loved that he did that.

00:07:10 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 7:

I loved how all the ink got on your fingertips at Christmas.

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It's okay. You can use water to wash the ink off.

00:07:18 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 8:

Nick, what's going on?

00:07:20 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 3:

Hey, guys. Good morning. I'm so frugal. I got a good one for you. When I go on vacation with my family We'll buy some pops like Sprite And what not up here And since there's a bottle deposit in Michigan When we go down to Florida No bottle deposit So my dad will save the wrapper On these Sprite and Coke bottles Bring them back home And put them on Kirkland water bottles And take them to the bottle deposit

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Oh my god

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Does that work? Commitment Is that legal? Well, no, not really, but I'm all for it because I'm mad that the state of Michigan still does not recycle, return the plastic water bottles. They let all these water companies come in, bottle our water, sell it back to us, and then they don't even give us the money back on all the horrible plastics.

00:08:10 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 3:

Like, when it comes to my dad, I don't even think it's about the recycling. I think it's about the 10 cents.

00:08:14 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, well, that too. I always do the returnables. My friends come over to watch a Michigan game, and they're like, well, they start to throw out the cans. I'm like, no, no, no. That goes here in the special bag I have because we drink a lot of beer. That's like $37 when I go back to Kroger and return those.

00:08:30 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 8:

What's the most you've ever gotten in recyclable?

00:08:31 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my gosh. After the St. Patrick's Day party, $180 in returnable. So that's what? That's amazing. 1,800 cans and bottles. Now, that was not just the party. That was saved up since probably the holidays, three months.

00:08:45 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 8:

Cindy, what's up?

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Yeah, I want to call out my husband for being the cheapest.

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Okay.

00:08:52 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 5:

He went and bought me an $0.87 chocolate bar the other day and told me I had to pay him for it before I could eat it.

00:09:02 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 8:

What does an $0.87 chocolate bar taste like?

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It was good, but I was pissed.

00:09:09 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, it tastes like the inside of a rewashed plastic bag. Exactly. Thank you for the call. Have a great weekend, okay?

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