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Spike Has Resting Bitch Face
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Spike Has Resting Bitch Face

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February 1, 2023 | 00:08:01 | Leisure

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All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Your home of the phone scams, the War of the Roses and the Dirty on the 30. This is Mojo in the Morning. Spike realized something about himself that he did not know until he was taping a TikTok or something?

00:01:54 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, I was recording a TikTok in the studio yesterday morning. and uh after the show i realized oh my god i thought you were all my friends nobody's ever said this to me before oh maybe you are my friends you were trying to be nice and not tell me but i came to the sudden realization that i think i have a resting bitch face no no i think not always mad that's the thing i realized when i was because i had the i had to put my phone on the little tripod i was recording i was trying to show people behind the scenes of how i do a phone scan and uh for those who don't know we record them after the show because i got to get their permission to put their voice on the radio well i had this phone staring back at me in my face in the studio for the better part of three hours and i just kept looking i go why do i look angry why do i why is my facial expression like that do i always look like that and i kept trying to like smile more when i was doing the the video and i was like this do i always look like that i look really angry or my the sides of my mouth are always down and it's like i never noticed that before is this you know and then on the way home i stopped for tacos and totally caught my reflection in the drive-thru window and i think i was just ready to go home and go to bed because i said

00:03:10 - 00:03:22 | Speaker 6:

oh my god there's that angry guy why do i look so mad when i'm so happy do you think you've always had resting bitch face or it's just come around that's what i'm asking have i always had this

00:03:22 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 7:

permanent frown face and you guys just didn't tell me honestly i've never noticed that you've

00:03:26 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 6:

had resting bitch face before i always uh picture you as a smiler but um maybe it's just the two circumstances because whenever i'm trying to tape something or do you know like take a picture or a selfie or whatever yeah i always get angry about having to do it like i'm because i never do it because i want to do it i'm doing it i don't want to do a tiktok yeah it's part of the

00:03:46 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 7:

work thing but i i was just resting and being myself in you know while i'm working behind the scenes and i was i was forgetting the camera was there until i looked up and go oh my god why does

00:03:57 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 6:

he look that how could you be angry getting tacos like you can't right like you must have resting bitch faces you're getting angry getting tacos and for those who aren't familiar with the phrase

00:04:06 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 7:

that's why they call it resting bitch face because this is the face you have when you're just at rest and you're not thinking because if i'm talking to guys i'll smile and i'll do when i meet people i'm smiling but when i'm by myself and i just i'm natural and just relaxed that's when i realized wow if people are looking at me across the street and i don't know i'm being watched

00:04:24 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 6:

they think i'm angry are you sure that maybe well are you sure that maybe you're not faking

00:04:30 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 7:

your smiles from when you're around people like well no you try and express a lewd what how you feel so when i meet people and i'm smiling it's because i'm really happy to meet them and stuff

00:04:40 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 5:

I'd rather have resting bitch face than what I have, which is resting dumb face, where I just look like I don't know what's going on and just lost at all times. Resting bitch face isn't bad.

00:04:49 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 7:

Mike, it started to replay in my head. I've had people say, like, they'll text me or they'll hit the DMs on Instagram and say, hey, I saw you yesterday at the game. I was going to say hi, but it was.

00:05:00 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 4:

look like you you were going through some stuff or look like you were you know you were in the middle of something and i'm like oh man i try to be so approachable i always tell listeners please anytime you see me come say hi i'd love to meet our listeners but when they say that i'm like why didn't they come say hi and now i'm realizing because they looked at me and they probably

00:05:17 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 3:

thought i was angry at somebody so i didn't realize that i had resting bitch face and then i got a ton of botox and now it's just my face constantly can that happen by the way if they

00:05:27 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 6:

If somebody gets bad Botox, can they actually get a resting bitch face?

00:05:32 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 3:

Well, I would say good Botox is when nothing moves. So if that's your face, man, that's your face.

00:05:37 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 6:

I'm better than you, face. Josh, what's going on? Do you believe that Spike has resting bitch face?

00:05:45 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 7:

Spike, you beautiful son of a gun. How are you? Good. All right. I've got it figured out, guys. And hi, Meg and Mike and Mojo also. I've got it figured out. Go ahead. When I talked to you at the Trunk or Treat, I thought, wow, did I say something to offend him? I was like, he looked so pissed off at me. I don't understand it. But when we talked at the Renaissance Festival, you were smiling and happy, and I figured it out. You had a beer in your hand at the Renaissance Festival. Oh, that's true. I think that's what it is.

00:06:21 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 4:

You know what? And right from the Trunk or Treat, we went to the bar. So if you'd only met me an hour later, then maybe that's it. Maybe that's it.

00:06:30 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 6:

That is so funny.

00:06:31 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 4:

I'm a happy person, but I'm definitely a happy drunk. So then it just oozes out of me.

00:06:38 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 6:

And the other problem, too, is that you had a long day. You were working late, and you're here at the station, and then you're going home. It's like you just want to get home. You're exhausted. Maybe later in the day you get resting bitch face. Maybe that's when it happens.

00:06:51 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 4:

Well, that might be it. It might be timing. But like you said, nobody's sad or angry when they're getting tacos. And when I was pulling up, I knew they were going to be looking at me through the window. So shouldn't I have been happier and like smiling when I was like, that's just how I look.

00:07:04 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 6:

I hate, by the way, the worst in the world is you ever go to the drive through is like at Starbucks where you can see your face.

00:07:10 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:07:10 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 6:

And they're like, don't even do that to me. I don't want to see that. It's an awful thing. What's going on, Sue?

00:07:17 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 2:

Good morning.

00:07:18 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 6:

Good morning.

00:07:19 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 2:

You guys all the time. First time caller. Oh, nice. We have resting bitch face. Every time I go to the gas station, somebody always tells me, why do you look so mad or why do you look so sad? Smile once in a while. And I look and I catch myself looking in the mirror and I'm like, oh, my God, I do.

00:07:38 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 6:

Isn't that awful that they have to call you out for it? But are you happy that they call you out for it?

00:07:44 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 2:

Sometimes, because sometimes it makes me lift my eyebrows and smile a little bit.

00:07:48 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. Why so sad? Maybe they should do that. Just say, why? Yeah. I thought that was a rude thing to say to somebody.

00:07:55 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, you shouldn't say that, and you should never tell someone to smile either.

00:07:58 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 6:

I always will say to somebody, if I know somebody's having a bad day, and I can totally tell by that thing, I'll say to them, so how's your day going? And they always give that look, and I go, man, I hope your day's going okay. And I get that. I had a person that was working at Chipotle, a lady that was working there. She was having the worst day ever. I can totally tell. She was angry. She was one of those ladies that was a beautiful woman, but she looked like she had angry face. Not resting bitch face, but angry face. She was going through something. And she gave me my stuff, and I look in my pocket to go get money because I wanted to give her cash right in her hand to give her a tip for the thing. And all I had was a $20 bill in my pocket. And I'm like, crap. Do I do it? Yes. Because honestly, it's like $20. She's not like $20 worth.

00:08:46 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 4:

But that $20 bill could change her whole day around.

00:08:51 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 6:

I gave her the $20, okay?

00:08:53 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 3:

You didn't ask her to change?

00:08:54 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 6:

The story gets good. No, the story gets good. I gave her the $20. She walked out in the parking lot and told me that she was having the worst day ever, and she said, thank you. It was the best $20 that I had ever spent.

00:09:05 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 3:

That is so sweet.

00:09:06 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 6:

But I gave her the money because I honestly just wanted to give her a tip and just say, hey, man, I hope your day is going better. She literally followed me out into the parking lot.

00:09:16 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 4:

And then backed into his car.

00:09:18 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 6:

No, no. I just want to say. But the people that were in line were probably not happy when he left the front line to walk out. But it was awesome. But you know what? Maybe that's it, Spike. We just all need. Everybody give me $20.

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